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TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Bruce Kison posted:

Excited to see Martin Perez pitch again

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TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

loving Gattis survives because his slow fat rear end blocks the ball

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

:negative:

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Nice to see the Astros getting in on the clownball as well

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Bruce Kison posted:

:negative:


E: Dont they have scouting reports on Leonys? And Pettis should know better

Oh holy poo poo I didn't even realize Gary Pettis was the 3B coach. What the gently caress was he thinking? He's the one everybody credits for turning Leonys into a good fielder

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Intruder posted:

How the hell is McHugh not giving up any runs I don't understand

The Rangers

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Mothers, don't let your children grow up to be catchers

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Boy baseball is a really dumb game

e: MOTHERFUCKER

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Leo, you make my heart sad :smith:

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Intruder posted:

The final pitch of that AB was the only one that was anywhere near the strike zone

Yeah, outside of a few very short stretches he has looked like that all year and I just don't understand what happened to him. He was never a patient hitter but he didn't just go up there and hack either. His approach looks even worse when you compare him to Delino

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

You're a good man, Rougned Odor

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Aw :smith:

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Elvis did a good thing :staredog:

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Leonys please

e: he makes me want to cry

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Intruder posted:

14 loving hits and 2 runs

Thanks Rangers

It's only surprising in how unsurprising it has become. loving snakebit

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

I like Telis as much as the next guy but against a RHP why in the gently caress aren't we pinching Choo? Is he literally dead?

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Bruce Kison posted:

Like Choo would have done any better



E: Odor owns

I mean yeah he is a plague of locusts that will kill our franchise but he's not been garbage against RHP even so, I'd have preferred him over Choo there.

Hopefully Prince makes it irrelevant

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

:sigh:

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Always a couple of feet away in that game, be it to clear the fence or the rear end of Evan Gattis. So Rangers it hurts

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Who in the gently caress is telling Odor to sac bunt, he's the second best hitter on this loving team, let him swing

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

See what happens when you let that beautiful bastard swing the bat?

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Bruce Kison posted:

wish choo would be like this all the time

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Good thing Delino is the fastest man to ever live

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Good enough, Choo. Good enough.

e: dat honey nuuuuuuuuuuut

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

That probably wasn't a very good pitch to throw there, Colby

like in any count

to any hitter

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Hamilton showing signs of life again

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Really good start by Colby outside that meatball to Correa

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Kill

all

umps

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Scheppers is going to loving blow this

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Welp, I'm turning it off. I've seen this game too many times

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Uhhh looks like I missed some pretty entertaining poo poo in the 9th but I'm glad the Rangers didn't quite go full Rangers with it.

Rougned Odor is the hero we deserve

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

This ump has a terrible zone

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TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

This ump has a terrible zone

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