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Frog Act posted:i'm not paying for it Maybe not with money, but imagine if you invested those years into studying a profession like medicine, law, or physics.
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i'm not smart enough for those 
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Jul 17, 2015 22:06
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Just leave a few printouts of drastic breast cancer surgery on her desk, mention its good to get checked up often.
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you will never be as successful as a frat bro that got a boilerplate tax/financial/banking/audit degree and became a consultant right out of school because you picked a garbage degree now chaz and sherwin are smoking the same poo poo you are but no one will ever drug test them because $$lol$$
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Booblord Zagats posted:poo poo in her cubby And by cubby, I mean the corpse of her cat
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Bacon Hat posted:you will never be as successful as a frat bro that got a boilerplate tax/financial/banking/audit degree and became a consultant right out of school because you picked a garbage degree this is true as gently caress, i roomed with a suite full of honors college bro nerds doing biz majors and now they are all Strategy Analysts or Junior Auditors or Inspection Managers making 6 figures before 25 kinda glad i went with science even so
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Jul 17, 2015 22:29
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tell her about the cuck meme,. op
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Jul 17, 2015 22:38
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Accuse her of sexual harassment. Some he said she said story. Nothing will come of it but management will tell her not to talk to you unless necessary for work.
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Jul 17, 2015 22:40
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Plant drugs on her and collect the $400 yourself.
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Jst0rm posted:Plant drugs on her and collect the $400 yourself. This idea already came up.
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Jul 17, 2015 23:09
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i wont betray my fellow proles by collaborating with the man
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Jul 17, 2015 23:13
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Just say you know where she/kids/husband/dog live/work/school/get wasted and make equally subtle implications about what happens to snitches.
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Jul 18, 2015 01:23
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A true villain would murder the person responsible for the policy. Next time she brings up the snitching, just reply that yeah, I heard so-and-so implemented that policy. They're dead now.
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Jul 18, 2015 01:35
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Tell her if she does rat on you there might be an "Accident" in the work place And by accident I do mean bombing the place.
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Jul 18, 2015 01:36
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lol I'd probably report you for the $400
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Jul 18, 2015 01:37
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op didn't say any of that but immediately broke eye contact and probably just exited the situation as fast as possible like a betch!
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Jul 18, 2015 01:39
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Dead people don't pick up rewards often. ask her if she can guess why?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxC4kKD9qA me thru the eyes of coworkers/mgmt
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Jul 18, 2015 01:42
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Become an Office Depot bounty hunter with your knowledge of the weed. 400 bones a pop for kush tainted cracker scalp aint nothing to sneeze at
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Jul 18, 2015 01:52
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can you get $400 by self incrimination???
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Jul 18, 2015 01:54
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Mariana Horchata posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxC4kKD9qA its her fault, her cellar was so full of hotboxing dank she killed her computer. Bummer.
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Jul 18, 2015 01:57
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staberind posted:its her fault, her cellar was so full of hotboxing dank she killed her computer. shows up to apple commercial shoot with "high school" hamilton morris because there was bound to be plentiful free food but denies being on narcotics at the time, god drat thats so loving sexxy
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Giraffe posted:I don't know, maybe do the job they're paying you to do instead of getting high? This is the oldest lamest answer possible, have fun at your bridge game grandma. We all look forward to your email telling us about how much better we look with short hair.
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Pariah Rex posted:This is the oldest lamest answer possible, have fun at your bridge game grandma. We all look forward to your email telling us about how much better we look with short hair. Just flip my loving burger
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Jul 18, 2015 04:21
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i've never even been high at work it's mostly the principle of the thing, knowing that i couldn't blaze one before standing at a cash register for eight hours because of the stasi-like atmosphere cultivated by corporate
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Jul 18, 2015 04:33
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she read the snitch part of the company policy and you're her ticket to 400 hambubgers
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Jul 18, 2015 04:36
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Yeah, that's why this last job I started I went into work high the first day. No reference point if I'm never sober, gently caress YOUR CORPORATION.
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Jul 18, 2015 05:25
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Lol at everyone who isn't easily the most well liked person at work who no one would ever snitch on, just by pretty much listening to every coworkers boring bullshit and agreeing with them constantly, everyone will love you. And since they'll all be bitching behind each others' backs, they'll never find out that you just blindly agree with whatever poo poo anyone says about someone else at the time.
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The Saurus posted:Lol at everyone who isn't easily the most well liked person at work who no one would ever snitch on, just by pretty much listening to every coworkers boring bullshit and agreeing with them constantly, everyone will love you. And since they'll all be bitching behind each others' backs, they'll never find out that you just blindly agree with whatever poo poo anyone says about someone else at the time. This doesn't work when people look for loyalty and you end up looking like groveling snake.
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Jul 18, 2015 05:39
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nah i reckon people are too stupid and self-absorbed to catch on. this may not work if you have a job where you work with people who are intelligent, but I am presuming the OP is not doing so from the descriptions of his job 'not paying a living wage' and his coworkers. it's a solid plan at a generally stupid workplace, then you can just be loyal to the few other smart people there and form a sort of social triumvirate
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Jul 18, 2015 05:48
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I got to the point where I was blazing all day at work, it was fun for a while but the anxiety is a killer, just constantly loving worrying about someone noticing.
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The Saurus posted:Lol at everyone who isn't easily the most well liked person at work who no one would ever snitch on, just by pretty much listening to every coworkers boring bullshit and agreeing with them constantly, everyone will love you. And since they'll all be bitching behind each others' backs, they'll never find out that you just blindly agree with whatever poo poo anyone says about someone else at the time. The Saurus posted:nah i reckon people are too stupid and self-absorbed to catch on. this may not work if you have a job where you work with people who are intelligent, but I am presuming the OP is not doing so from the descriptions of his job 'not paying a living wage' and his coworkers. it's a solid plan at a generally stupid workplace, then you can just be loyal to the few other smart people there and form a sort of social triumvirate i already do this but and pretty mcuh everyone else likes me, it's just this girl has some kind of social defect that makes her impossible to talk to normally. she might even be a goon tbh
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Frog Act posted:im afraid to confront autistic ppl on account of they might break down ok so why did you ask us
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Jul 18, 2015 06:27
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Also if your work drug tests you and you test positive for cannabis, say its because you ride home with coworkers as they smoke and demand they prove otherwise also say its her also blow smoke at her so she tests positive for it
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Jul 18, 2015 06:32
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like take a huge bong rip right in front of her, blow it straight at her face and say "now i can report you for $420"
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LeoMarr posted:I got to the point where I was blazing all day at work, it was fun for a while but the anxiety is a killer, just constantly loving worrying about someone noticing. yeah it kinda of sucks in an office type environment and can make the day drag by with ur mind going in circles while u are forced to sit on ur rear end at a computer terminal pretending to give a poo poo...but for manual labor, especially with a job where u are working alone it just feels so good and right. ive heard first hand accounts from ppl with occupations like roofers and landscapers p much bring a 30 rack and a couple of jays to the work site each day for themselves and the crew so long as poo poo is getting done and still done right Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 06:44 on Jul 18, 2015 |
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Jul 18, 2015 06:40
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ashgromnies posted:ok so why did you ask us just telling a story tbh
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Mariana Horchata posted:yeah it kinda of sucks in an office type environment and can make the day drag by with ur mind going in circles while u are forced to sit on ur rear end at a computer terminal pretending to give a poo poo...but for manual labor, especially with a job where u are working alone it just feels so good and right. Yeah I could see them being stoned as gently caress all the time, I work a job that deals with clients who are very bitchy about anything and knowing that their contractor is loving stoned is a bad very bad thing.
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Pariah Rex posted:This is the oldest lamest answer possible, have fun at your bridge game grandma. We all look forward to your email telling us about how much better we look with short hair. Don't blame me because you can't go one day without lighting up. Defensiveness is just your denial talking.
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Frog Act posted:i've never even been high at work it's mostly the principle of the thing, knowing that i couldn't blaze one before standing at a cash register for eight hours because of the stasi-like atmosphere cultivated by corporate Seriously, call HR and tell them you're feeling intimidated and threatened by a coworker you feel is trying to force you out of your job or blackmail you. Tell them she has already mentioned wanting to be paid $400. Be truthful but spin things all you can to nail her arse to the wall. Laugh like a madman when she has to write you a formal letter of apology and no-one ever believes anything she says ever again.
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