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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



rk. what a loving bitch. she looked me right in the eyes and said that. what is she trying to imply?

it's like yo, you fat sow, why don't you just relax and blast a couple bong rips w/ the rest of the peons.

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Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Plant illegal poo poo on her

Eliminate her

Do not disappoint me

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



also i overheard her talking about 4chan and the imgur community at work, and she has a bumper sticker about dragons.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Neukoln19 posted:

Plant illegal poo poo on her

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Frog Act posted:

rk. what a loving bitch. she looked me right in the eyes and said that. what is she trying to imply?

it's like yo, you fat sow, why don't you just relax and blast a couple bong rips w/ the rest of the peons.

Lol at "what is she trying to imply" :cmon:

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

Frog Act posted:

also i overheard her talking about 4chan and the imgur community at work, and she has a bumper sticker about dragons.

This is a safe place for you. Blow off some steam.

Your coworker sounds like she participates in renfaire orgies and has a few gigs of yaoi on a flash drive on her person at all times "just in case."

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
What can the dead do with money?

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
Dose the poo poo out of her.

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
you have to destroy this person

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Where do you work? If it's retail you have to fire back at her. Say you saw her stealing food.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
"Just say no"

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Tell her she should spend that $400 on jenny craig and a gym membership.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Have sex with her

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Aralan posted:

Have sex with her

yeah this. she's trying to blackmail you. next time you see her whip it out

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
why didn't you ask her what she was trying to tell you instead of asking us

Richard McBeef
Apr 21, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Can't any of you recognize the mating call of a desperate woman with low self-esteem? She wants you to throw it in her. Do not disappoint her or us.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Ahundredbux posted:

why didn't you ask her what she was trying to tell you instead of asking us

im afraid to confront autistic ppl on account of they might break down

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Frog Act posted:

also i overheard her talking about 4chan and the imgur community at work, and she has a bumper sticker about dragons.

It's me bitch.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Op don't waste any time you need to get rid of this bitch now

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy
Just be all "yeah whatever" and blow weed smoke in her face next time she starts poo poo then mad dogg her from across the room with your bloodshot eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfaVvVb5mYo

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Neukoln19 posted:

Plant illegal poo poo on her

Eliminate her

Do not disappoint me

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

There was a kid in my high school who hatched a mastermind plan: he pretended to be high at school, saying that if they tested him on three separate occasions and he was sober each time, he could sue the school for a lot of money.

But he told too many people about the plan and just got in trouble for pretending to be high.

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich
This aggression cannot go unchallenged dude

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
loving lol

do a good job OP, then nobody cares

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Clochette posted:

There was a kid in my high school who hatched a mastermind plan: he pretended to be high at school, saying that if they tested him on three separate occasions and he was sober each time, he could sue the school for a lot of money.

But he told too many people about the plan and just got in trouble for pretending to be high.

Lol

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
offer her a tea/coffee

dose it

report her

collect $$$

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'm ordinarily super laid back but that might as well be a straight up challenge; you need to put machinations into motion OP

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



THE DOG HOUSE posted:

loving lol

do a good job OP, then nobody cares

its impossible to do a good job in retail because its barely even a job

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

That kid was an idiot though. OP should do the same thing but only act high in the presence of his snitching co-worker. She'll report him and he'll be tested negative and then nobody will believe her again.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Clochette posted:

That kid was an idiot though. OP should do the same thing but only act high in the presence of his snitching co-worker. She'll report him and he'll be tested negative and then nobody will believe her again.

i could not pass a drug test

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
tell her your dealer pays you $800 for killing narcs

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

Frog Act posted:

i could not pass a drug test

Yes you could, either find somebody of the same sex around your age who would piss clean (yeah right, like thats possible) or get yourself some quick fix.

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Why are you getting high at work, OP?

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Giraffe posted:

Why are you getting high at work, OP?

lol look at this scrub right here

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Giraffe posted:

Why are you getting high at work, OP?

Im actually not because the whole place is full of weirdo fuckwads like this girl and frankly it's a problem.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Tell her snitches get stitches OP

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
better complain impotently on SA and never actually do anything about it

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Split the money with her and buy more weed. Perfect plan.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


Reach out to her. Invite her to your place and share a bowl, maybe watch some Adult Swim and make a pizza. She sounds like she's unhappy and could use a friend.

Make sure that she get psychologically dependent enough to start coming to work high and then report her rear end at the first opportunity.

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Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

What are you waiting for? Go make $400, idiot.

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