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Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
tell her your dealer pays you $800 for killing narcs

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Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
tell management that you can get better results cheaper by using a secret police force to monitor the workers.

you don't have to pay them extra because you're already paying them, just make it clear that nobody who isn't on the force ever gets promoted

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Gorilla Salad posted:

Seriously, call HR and tell them you're feeling intimidated and threatened by a coworker you feel is trying to force you out of your job or blackmail you. Tell them she has already mentioned wanting to be paid $400. Be truthful but spin things all you can to nail her arse to the wall.

Laugh like a madman when she has to write you a formal letter of apology and no-one ever believes anything she says ever again.

i don't think they make cash register jockeys write formal letters of apology

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