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Someone figure out the friggin pepperoni strat!!
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notZaar posted:This is from car talk, it can't be too hard or it would have overtaxed the feeble brains of their core demo. yeah only NPR would have a logic puzzle on the air instead of like, a dude talking or the sound from a youtube video
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 20:57 |
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Schweinhund posted:the one without tom brady's stank on it is the heavy one lmbo
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 20:57 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:GBS used to be smart enough for threads with puzzles like this but I dunno if we're at that level any more. Wait for the other goon to finish eating their pizza and then unhinge your jaw and consume the goon whole like a snake. By doing this you will absorb all the pepperonis they have consumed and will have access to all the pepperonis of that pizza.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:01 |
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get an intern to weigh them with electronic scales give the heavier ball to upper management, also it's made of solid gold poison the remaining balls and throw them at middle class people
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:01 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:GBS used to be smart enough for threads with puzzles like this but I dunno if we're at that level any more. Trick question, no goon would share a pizza.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:05 |
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psyopmonkey2 posted:Split the balls into two sets of 4. This solution always takes 3 weighings. You can alter this to take 2 weighings half the time and at most 3 weighings, which can be a big difference if you've got lots of balls rolling around. Split the balls into two sets of 4. Edge the second set aside for a moment (or possibly forever, you big tease). Split your first set of four into two pairs of balls and teabag either side of your scale. If one of your pairs is heavier, then one of those two is the ball you've been dreaming of. Your second weighing determines which one. Hence, half the time you finish yourself off in two weighings. If not, repeat the process with your second set of four balls. Before you get past 3 weighings you've emptied out your balls.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:17 |
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you can do it in two weighings guaranteed and the solution was already posted
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:18 |
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put 4 of the balls on a cliff and then push the one nearest to the edge off
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:24 |
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tie them together with a string then put them up ur butt
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:26 |
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Fire whoever hosed up by hiring the contractor who delivered the set of balls. Tell the manufacturer that the contract is cancelled unless they get someone in here yesterday to sort it out.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:27 |
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How do you protect yourself from an angry mob after you just destroyed the economy. Mind you the money you have is worthless now so you cannot buy anything and people know what you look like.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:30 |
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SaltLick posted:How do you protect yourself from an angry mob after you just destroyed the economy. Mind you the money you have is worthless now so you cannot buy anything and people know what you look like. Trick question. I knew what I was doing the whole time and have already left the country.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:31 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:you can do it in two weighings guaranteed and the solution was already posted They don't read. They're poor.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:37 |
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SaltLick posted:How do you protect yourself from an angry mob after you just destroyed the economy. Mind you the money you have is worthless now so you cannot buy anything and people know what you look like. I wear the mask in your av, the unwashed masses will be easily fooled into thinking that's my real face and not recognize me
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:37 |
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Tricky D posted:Fire whoever hosed up by hiring the contractor who delivered the set of balls. Tell the manufacturer that the contract is cancelled unless they get someone in here yesterday to sort it out. two steps, it proves out
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:46 |
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Lobby the interviewer to make the rules more relaxed Sell fractions of the balls to investors, claiming they'll magically grow in value while making side bets that they won't Sell the heavy ball to minorities and complain that they're dragging you down Get the government to bail out your balls Collect bonus
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:49 |
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John Denver Hoxha posted:tie them together with a string then put them up ur butt I mentioned that, its the most logical conclusion, did they listen ? Nope.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:50 |
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Tricky D posted:Trick question. I knew what I was doing the whole time and have already left the country. This is correct.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:53 |
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I had a phone interview with them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2TTgg7MMr8 they seemed nice enough
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:55 |
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Pick one at random, get millions of dollars if you're right and a government bailout if you're wrong.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:55 |
Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:GBS used to be smart enough for threads with puzzles like this but I dunno if we're at that level any more. What happens if you take a slice with an empty neighbor? Can the next person only pick the one directly adjacent, or does it wrap around the empty space. If I take a slice with no neighbors can I then choose freely?
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 21:57 |
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You have a potential client on the line that is worth a lot of money. At the same time the hot blonde down the office is offering you some real prime rear end coke to do in the bathroom. How do you manage to secure the client and also do blow? You have a 30 minute lunch window to meet with the client.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:00 |
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Sieze the means of measurement from the bourgeois
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:01 |
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Champenema posted:I had a phone interview with them thats HSBC not Goldman
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:03 |
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Moridin920 posted:Sieze the means of measurement from the bourgeois Why are you still posting here when LF is back
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:10 |
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:you can do it in two weighings guaranteed and the solution was already posted You caught me. Found me out. That cuts deep. Balls deep.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:10 |
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anyone remember that puzzle about the brown eyed and blue eyed inslanders? that was a cool one
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:13 |
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SaltLick posted:You have a potential client on the line that is worth a lot of money. At the same time the hot blonde down the office is offering you some real prime rear end coke to do in the bathroom. How do you manage to secure the client and also do blow? You have a 30 minute lunch window to meet with the client. 1.snort coke off her rear end with client, 2........ 3......... 4 Profit.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:13 |
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staberind posted:1.snort coke off her rear end with client, Close enough. Have the client take her from behind while she does blow off your raging hard on and high fiving the client. All in a fancy restaurants bathroom
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:17 |
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Plan B: I would use federal grants to set up a research lab to determine accurate weight of balls, use the provided scales instead of purchasing lab equipment, and pay myself a six figure salary from the funds.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:23 |
Securitize all of the balls and sell the security to a person for a billion dollars. When the ball security value crashes to reflect its actual value and the person you sold it to is no longer able to make payments on the loan they took out from you to buy the ball, sell the loan to the government at face value and get all the money anyways.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:24 |
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The next question is a 2-parter. 1) Please recite the opening monologue of American Psycho. 2) What is the best way to get Dorsia on a Friday night?
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:27 |
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SaltLick posted:The next question is a 2-parter. The answer to both is: "Ask my assistant. It's lunch time and I should be getting drunk at the yacht club."
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:29 |
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You do not currently own a yacht yet and thus cannot join a yacht club. Rejected
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:32 |
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SaltLick posted:You do not currently own a yacht yet and thus cannot join a yacht club. Rejected My father does and I assumed the reason I was considered in the first place was nepotism.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:34 |
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not reading thread, 4 balls on each side, split the heavier side and weigh those, split the heavier side and weigh those, bam 3 steps
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:34 |
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cams posted:not reading thread, 4 balls on each side, split the heavier side and weigh those, split the heavier side and weigh those, bam 3 steps shouldve read the thread dummy
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:39 |
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rakovsky maybe posted:What happens if you take a slice with an empty neighbor? Can the next person only pick the one directly adjacent, or does it wrap around the empty space. If I take a slice with no neighbors can I then choose freely? You can't do that - the pizza is a circle and you only get a free choice on the first slice. After that, there are always two edges, and both pizza eaters always have two choices until the last slice remaining.
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# ? Jul 17, 2015 22:48 |
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Realtalk I first heard this question when I asked a finance bro what his interviews were like. Later I was interviewing for a startup and they asked me but I was so drunk I forgot the answer hahaha
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