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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Captain_Indigo posted:

So my buddy called him 'The Riddler' and went to leave and the guy chased him and tried to get him to come back and eventually admitted that he was the only person who had agreed to come in for an interview.

lol

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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Booblord Zagats posted:

Yell at the lowest paid person in the office to do it

Better have the unpaid interviewee do it for you

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Better have the unpaid interviewee do it for you

You get extra points saying you would make the intern solve the problem and then reward him with a 16 hour day.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
If I had 8 balls I'd be working as a porn star, not applying at Goldman Sachs

Or a professional sperm donor, my refractory period would be miniscule

Whooping Crabs fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jul 19, 2015

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

Roger Craig posted:

If I had 8 balls I'd be working as a porn star, not applying at Goldman Sachs

Or a professional sperm donor, my refractory period would be miniscule

nah I think you'd just produce an inconveniently large amount of semen and still be spent

like, really inconveniently large

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
the answer is whichever porn star hssn't cummed on the woman's face yet

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
"We need to see if you watched Men in Black. Do this task."

"Hmm yes, this 22 year old is good. Give him the 400k base salary, and put him in charge of Forex in Europe.

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Wooded Zacynthus
Mar 15, 2015

Open a window and select the ball a bee lands upon.

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