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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





How do you protect yourself from an angry mob after you just destroyed the economy. Mind you the money you have is worthless now so you cannot buy anything and people know what you look like.

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Tricky D posted:

Trick question. I knew what I was doing the whole time and have already left the country.

This is correct.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





You have a potential client on the line that is worth a lot of money. At the same time the hot blonde down the office is offering you some real prime rear end coke to do in the bathroom. How do you manage to secure the client and also do blow? You have a 30 minute lunch window to meet with the client.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





staberind posted:

1.snort coke off her rear end with client,
2........
3.........
4 Profit.

Close enough. Have the client take her from behind while she does blow off your raging hard on and high fiving the client. All in a fancy restaurants bathroom

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





The next question is a 2-parter.


1) Please recite the opening monologue of American Psycho.
2) What is the best way to get Dorsia on a Friday night?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





You do not currently own a yacht yet and thus cannot join a yacht club. Rejected

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





etalian posted:

I like the story of the Goldman Sachs intern who worked himself to death

http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/06/17/us-goldmansachs-interns-idUSKBN0OX1LA20150617

lol and they had to tell interns to please go home...maybe

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