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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
My local HEB has a british food section never looked at it before today, but lol. You guys are living like poo poo





Bonus German good section, I dunno looks like crap to me



This is what I bought for the grill tonight, loving brits enjoy your slop porridge or W/E

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Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
lol put some ginger nuts in your mouth, limeys

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
itt giant pictures and someone who doesnt understand the conceptual differences between food packaged for long term storage and food that isnt

but yeah you can buy most of that stuff some of it looks like american knock offs though

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Pretty sure Boddingtons Cream Ale and some kebab are a higher quality evening than yours

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Instant British guilt

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
you retards dont even know what a decimal point is apparently

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
who the gently caress needs to buy pancake/yorkshire mix :psyduck:

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
no idea what a butler's is but just stating for the record Fruit Gums are higher than God Tier. They're like Chronos tier or something

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
twinnings

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I met a british person before. He looked like the creepy friend with the top hat from better off dead. He ate sausages that he called bangers.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

brit food is so good if you put vinegar on it it tastes better

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

LeoMarr posted:

brit food is so good if you put vinegar on it it tastes better

Yes, british food can be improved by dowsing in acid.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
a lot of that is actually german food

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
American confused that the shelves aren't lined with aspartame and hfcs products to turn his brain into playdoh for the propagandists

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
If that grocer was really faithful to British cuisine it would just be wall to wall bacon butties.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
they dont travel well and we ate them all

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
British food > American food

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Also sports

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

If you don't like Tyrrell's crisps you probably don't deserve to live sorry.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

corpuscollossus posted:

British food > American food
its a fact they basically only eat food for fat children

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

XMNN posted:

its a fact they basically only eat food for fat children


Is this the "American" section at a British grocer?

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
you're trash, op

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
This from the culture which throws a tin of soup in something and calls it a "casserole" and which gave us jello salad.

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Chomp8645 posted:

Is this the "American" section at a British grocer?
yes

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity




Hahaha Jesus

That looks like a parody

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Ludicro posted:

If you don't like Tyrrell's crisps you probably don't deserve to live sorry.

Also Twinings Tea.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

corpuscollossus posted:

British food > American food

whatever helps you sleep

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

Chomp8645 posted:

Is this the "American" section at a British grocer?

Some very lacking selections there. I do buy instant grits (yum, add garlic powder and a pinch of black pepper) but most of the other stuff is kind of a lame selection. Like those sodas down toward the bottom that are obviously just melted jolly ranchers in a bottle. No self-respecting American would even buy those

All the stuff on that shelf is basically what you can buy in the grocery section of a drug store (chemist). So pretty bad selection imho

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Tea. funny thing. we drink it, you feed it to fish in harbours.

don't gently caress with tea son, don't.

:more poo poo: your pic has like two layers of granny biscuits that don't have chocolate in them, they are nice with tea, that I'll remind you not to gently caress with.

My local super has aisles of different types of "Nice with a cup of *tea* or coffee" things, with a roughly equal amount of savioury snacks as well, then we have the actual supermarket where normal adults shop..

staberind fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Jul 18, 2015

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid

Cuckoo posted:

Hahaha Jesus

That looks like a parody

General Tofu posted:

Some very lacking selections there. I do buy instant grits (yum, add garlic powder and a pinch of black pepper) but most of the other stuff is kind of a lame selection. Like those sodas down toward the bottom that are obviously just melted jolly ranchers in a bottle. No self-respecting American would even buy those

All the stuff on that shelf is basically what you can buy in the grocery section of a drug store (chemist). So pretty bad selection imho
xactly

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
OP i dont think the british gently caress much

you cant really blame em though, look at em

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

a failed tea. gently caress with it at your leisure.

why someone hosed with the name, I dunno

staberind fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Jul 18, 2015

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Colman"s mustard is some good stuff.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

XMNN posted:

its a fact they basically only eat food for fat children


why the gently caress does Jolly Rancher soda exist

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
I went to holland the other day, the have tuc biscuits with paprika.

yeah.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006

Buy the Hobnobs op, they are the best dunking biscuits known to man.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
where's the spotted dick?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

where's the spotted dick?

in ops mom

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texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
LMAO, so britian doesn't have ribeyes and miller lite? What a failure of a country, you stupid cunts.

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