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Hobohemian posted:They invented buffalo wings. Do British people even use hot sauce? whats hot sauce? all we have here is vinegar and tomato sauce how whacky!!!
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hemale in pain posted:whats hot sauce? all we have here is vinegar and tomato sauce pretty sure he means vindaloo
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Jul 19, 2015 20:24
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hemale in pain posted:whats hot sauce? all we have here is vinegar and tomato sauce
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Jul 19, 2015 21:03
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Crazy Ted posted:don't forget brown sauce And Reggae Reggae sauce.....goddamn I love that man for inventing/stealing that!
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Jul 19, 2015 21:26
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Okay guys, we have a shared heritage, we speak the same language. We gotta get along. So what if almost all of the UK's native food is bland mcnasty. Americans don't really have native food and mostly just appropriated/slightly changed ethnic dishes that are definitely way the gently caress better than anything you will ever get in the UK save maybe indian food and kebabs. That's bad, sure. They also have that thing where they say the wrong words and their slang is garbage. Fine. But they're mostly irrelevant trying to keep to themselves and run their lovely nightmare island, whereas the united states alternates between merely domineering and imposing all over the world to actively crazy and dangerous on a pretty accurate 4/8 year cycle, which is maybe worse. Lets find some middle ground here. Americans also have corn and most corn dishes are as bland as anything a Londoner could serve me from his/her family cookbook. We're not innocent here.
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Jul 19, 2015 21:40
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hemophilia posted:Okay guys, we have a shared heritage, we speak the same language. We gotta get along. So what if almost all of the UK's native food is bland mcnasty. Americans don't really have native food and mostly just appropriated/slightly changed ethnic dishes that are definitely way the gently caress better than anything you will ever get in the UK save maybe indian food and kebabs. They don't have native food from white people but that's because white people aren't native to the US. It's kinda hard to argue that Mexican food isn't native food, at least any less than how potatoes are a native food of [anywhere in the Eastern Hemisphere].
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Jul 19, 2015 22:03
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In our ongoing effort to depopulate Scotland, one plucky chip shop owner will wrap a big mac in 1lb of donner kebab meat, batter and deep fry it. 2000 calories and 16g of salt.
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Jul 20, 2015 00:46
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Fumble posted:In our ongoing effort to depopulate Scotland, one plucky chip shop owner will wrap a big mac in 1lb of donner kebab meat, batter and deep fry it. 2000 calories and 16g of salt. I would eat that. Substitute the big mac with some imported whataburgers though
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Jul 20, 2015 01:05
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I will fight you, the international section at Kroger is the only thing that prevents my imminent suicide due to the poor quality of US confections and biscuits. But yes obviously if we only ate canned and dry goods it would be quite sad, why don't they import the fresh meat, vegetables and fruit from Britain and put it in the British isle as well??? Hmmm I just don't know
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Jul 20, 2015 01:08
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Weldon Pemberton posted:I will fight you, the international section at Kroger is the only thing that prevents my imminent suicide due to the poor quality of US confections and biscuits. idiot
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Jul 20, 2015 01:16
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are there even cows in england or are they called something else like boopsie doos
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Jul 20, 2015 01:18
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there are too many cows you can have some if youd like i will trade you for some sheep theyre woolier and less scary
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Jul 20, 2015 01:24
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i grew up adjacent to a bunch of cow foelds so i prefer my cows in meat form so they cant talk back to me. do cows across the pond moo with an accent
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Jul 20, 2015 01:27
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Is it true that British markets carry extra mild taco sauce?
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Jul 20, 2015 01:28
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Anybody have that clip from An Idiot Abroad where Karl Pilkington tries to get some African tribal kings to eat beans on toast?
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Jul 20, 2015 01:28
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Egbert Souse posted:Is it true that British markets carry extra mild taco sauce? That's the American midwest.
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Jul 20, 2015 01:29
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Enfield posted:i grew up adjacent to a bunch of cow foelds so i prefer my cows in meat form so they cant talk back to me. do cows across the pond moo with an accent Borneo Jimmy posted:That's the American midwest. ive never seen anyone buy it though and god willing i never will
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Jul 20, 2015 01:32
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Enfield posted:i grew up adjacent to a bunch of cow foelds so i prefer my cows in meat form so they cant talk back to me. do cows across the pond moo with an accent no but they do seem to enjoy small jazz ensembles https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXKDu6cdXLI Alec Bald Snatch fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Jul 20, 2015 |
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Jul 20, 2015 03:01
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comes along bort posted:no but they do seem to enjoy small jazz ensembles I'm the old man at the end who shoves the clarinet player around to snap a picture.
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Jul 20, 2015 04:48
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hemale in pain posted:whats hot sauce? all we have here is vinegar and tomato sauce Here in the United States of America, or as you foreigners may know it, the "Colonies" and/or "The Rodeo Zone", we have a wide variety of spicy pepper-based sauces, which typically are marketed based on what they will do to your anus on the way back out. We put them on basically everything, with some variation depending on region.  
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Jul 20, 2015 21:00
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deadly_pudding posted:Here in the United States of America, or as you foreigners may know it, the "Colonies" and/or "The Rodeo Zone", we have a wide variety of spicy pepper-based sauces, which typically are marketed based on what they will do to your anus on the way back out. We put them on basically everything, with some variation depending on region. violence without beauty
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Jul 20, 2015 21:28
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What is it with the British and stupid sad face newspaper portraits?   
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Jul 20, 2015 22:36
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That's 'Daily Mail Sad Face' and it's as inexplicable and hilarious to us as it is to you.
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Jul 20, 2015 22:40
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probably more so, actually, because we're better than foreigners
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Jul 20, 2015 22:48
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if we could vote to get rid of the tabloid readers i would
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Jul 20, 2015 22:51
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can we turn the uk into big brother we've already got the cameras everywhere and im sure we can get people on board with voting people out
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Jul 20, 2015 22:51
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Jul 20, 2015 23:06
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British baked beans are pretty terrible, however a teaspoon or 2 of Lao Gan Ma spicy chili crisp and they are actually decent. Once again the tragedy that is British food gets bailed out by Asia.
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Jul 20, 2015 23:09
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XMNN posted:can we turn the uk into big brother we've already got the cameras everywhere and im sure we can get people on board with voting people out They're already making piracy a harsher crime than rape or murder.
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Jul 20, 2015 23:09
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i dont know how your pirating but if it doesnt include rape and murder im not getting on your ship 
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Jul 20, 2015 23:11
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Hobohemian posted:British baked beans are pretty terrible, however a teaspoon or 2 of Lao Gan Ma spicy chili crisp and they are actually decent. Once again the tragedy that is British food gets bailed out by Asia. why the gently caress would you make baked beans spicy nuke asia/america
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Jul 20, 2015 23:26
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British baked beans taste like they're cooked in ketchup.
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Jul 20, 2015 23:40
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I have some bovril here in the colonies. I have to admit, it is somewhat nice on a lovely cold day. Also, I am 78 years old.
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Jul 20, 2015 23:43
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circ dick soleil posted:British baked beans taste like they're cooked in ketchup. yeah they have
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Jul 20, 2015 23:58
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The trick with 'British food' is that there really is no such thing in this day and age, and if you live in an exciting part of Britain (read: London) then you have access to the best of every type of cuisine from anywhere around the world. For example; within ten minute's walk from me there's a whole street were you can get the best Pho outside Hanoi, or five minutes beyond that, the best kebabs outside Istanbul. Five minutes the other way gets you a better salt beef bagel than any deli in New York. And I daresay our BBQ and burger joints (we've got a lot of them) could give the better places in America a run for their money. Also lol at OP casting aspersions because of an aisle for specific nostalgic childrens food. We've got "American' aisles full of Kraft Dinner and jars of Fluff, so I guess that's all you guzzle down, right?
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Jul 21, 2015 00:56
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Matinee posted:The trick with 'British food' is that there really is no such thing in this day and age, and if you live in an exciting part of Britain (read: London) then you have access to the best of every type of cuisine from anywhere around the world. For example; within ten minute's walk from me there's a whole street were you can get the best Pho outside Hanoi, or five minutes beyond that, the best kebabs outside Istanbul. Five minutes the other way gets you a better salt beef bagel than any deli in New York. its funny you think your imitation london food compares to the real deal and i bet a plano tx [read: a suburban hellscape] pho restaraunt is better than yours
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Jul 21, 2015 00:59
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hemophilia posted:its funny you think your imitation london food compares to the real deal and i bet a plano tx [read: a suburban hellscape] pho restaraunt is better than yours That's a distinct possibility, but highly unlikely. But the best part is, I don't need to live in a suburban hellscape.
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Jul 21, 2015 01:07
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The British are pathetic creatures who have no idea how to cook anything, who buy even the simplest meals pre-packaged, and who consider it a major effort to thaw a bag of frozen vegetables Most degenerated Britons couldn't even get their dailyy meal without an immigrant working a take away slavery place - calling the take away number counts for cooking the dinner. They are so retarded most of them have to buy wrapped fruit bits because they have no idea how to eat fruits without any plastic, also what the gently caress does an apple look like before it's sliced by the industrial cutting device? I suppose the Americans are no better, but the British are literally sub-human scum when it comes to food, ans they are just a generatipon away from being replaced by the keen Polish immigrants.
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Jul 21, 2015 01:15
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hemophilia posted:Okay guys, we have a shared heritage, we speak the same language. We gotta get along. So what if almost all of the UK's native food is bland mcnasty. Americans don't really have native food and mostly just appropriated/slightly changed ethnic dishes that are definitely way the gently caress better than anything you will ever get in the UK save maybe indian food and kebabs. quote:Americans also have corn and most corn dishes are as bland as anything a Londoner could serve me from his/her family cookbook. We're not innocent here. I guess the truth is WASPs have the worst food no matter what side of the ocean they're on. The english had to go conquer half the world to steal their spices and recipes. America had to reluctantly allow a bunch of immigrants to come open restaurants, because we're too lazy to even cook for ourselves.
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Weldon Pemberton posted:why don't they import the fresh meat, vegetables and fruit from Britain and put it in the British isle as well??? They do 
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