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Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
saw this and was like wtf?

apparently been made for a while now, crossovers=kinda gay imo but this is like the vehicular equivalent of crocs


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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

im gay

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
was it driven by a milf?

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Harald posted:

was it driven by a milf?

Like a 60ish dykish type person

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
Probably sweaty wrinkly old lady feet in crocs working the pedals

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



it's among the worst vehicles ever made. i'd rather own an aztek.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

Vin BioEthanol posted:

vehicular equivalent of crocs

apt as hell

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Cubey posted:

it's among the worst vehicles ever made. i'd rather own an aztek.

azteks are cool now thanks to BB

(at least I would think they would be)

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Cubey posted:

it's among the worst vehicles ever made. i'd rather own an aztek.

I like how walter white from breaking bad had the aztek.

Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

A couple weeks ago I saw one with the top down while walking through a parking lot with my wife and said to her "holy poo poo I can't believe someone actually bought one of those" without realizing that someone was inside it. I simultaneously hoped that they heard and did not hear me.

Affe mk2
Mar 9, 2004

Chicks dig giant robots
they remind me a lot of boat shoes



in that they're really gay

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
gonna wear boat shoes like that with no socks fulltime after the day I turn 60

Feel free to make fun of other retard look vehicles in my thread, fiats, xBs, cubes etc

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Cubey posted:

it's among the worst vehicles ever made. i'd rather own an aztek.

it is the end of times, cubey and I agree on a thing

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
still I bet its a good car to drive if you want to pick up milfs

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Harald posted:

still I bet its a good car to drive if you want to pick up milfs

the only women who think these look good also think landau tops look good

i.e. Boca GILF's

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

VikingSkull posted:

the only women who think these look good also think landau tops look good

i.e. Boca GILF's

its not about look good. its about looking SAFE to ferry Hunter and Skyler to soccer practice

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Harald posted:

its not about look good. its about looking SAFE to ferry Hunter and Skyler to soccer practice

yes that vehicle with no top and no active rollover protection looks safe to me

e- oh it does have active rollbars well that's good I guess

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

I understand stupid people like stupid things, but this is just so jarringly bad I can't grasp it.

Edit: sent the picture to a buddy. He's convinced it's photoshopped. :haw:

Helical Nightmares fucked around with this message at 02:27 on Jul 18, 2015

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

lmao

mr cool guy in his convertible murano

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



being a bit too much of a car fan, i racked my brain for a good while trying to think of a worse vehicle than the murano crosscabriolet (yeah it had to have a special name too, of course). the only thing that really came anywhere close was the plymouth prowler, but that thing is still not as bad.

like who the gently caress even was supposed to be the market for this thing?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
if that was designed by an italian they'd be shot dead in the streets and nobody would give a single gently caress about it

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Mariana Horchata posted:

if that was designed by an italian they'd be shot dead in the streets and nobody would give a single gently caress about it

italians: masters of car design



oh

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Cubey posted:

like who the gently caress even was supposed to be the market for this thing?
milfs

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
How is this any worse that those little "smart" cars? I get that they're trying to be fuel and space efficient but I don't see any need to make them look like a giant egg. poo poo is retarded.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Vin BioEthanol posted:

Like a 60ish dykish type person

she probably traded-in her subaru baja for it

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp
prowler woulda been pcool if it had a v8

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



Vin BioEthanol posted:

prowler woulda been pcool if it had a v8

the prowler started the awful trend of retro vehicles. without the prowler, we would have never been inflicted with the pt cruiser, chevy ssr, etc. gently caress that piece of poo poo.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Cubey posted:

italians: masters of car design



oh

you ole card, you

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Cubey posted:

the prowler started the awful trend of retro vehicles. without the prowler, we would have never been inflicted with the pt cruiser, chevy ssr, etc. gently caress that piece of poo poo.



:confused:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dsgQb3jkk4

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

Cubey posted:

the prowler started the awful trend of retro vehicles. without the prowler, we would have never been inflicted with the pt cruiser, chevy ssr, etc. gently caress that piece of poo poo.

Those 2 suck for sure, esp the ssr for costing as much as it did and coming with the regular rear end 1/2 ton 5.3, another the hhr was actually isnpired by the pt cruiser making it kinda worse cause someone thought "this needs to be done again!"

Still though, really like looks of 07+ mustangs (and never been a ford guy) and esp new camaros

Thought the 300 and charger were kinda pimp looking when they came out if you were type of man to put your life in trust of that company

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield

Cubey posted:

italians: masters of car design



oh

I would drive the italian homer

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Vin BioEthanol posted:

Like a 60ish dykish type person

The first time I saw an SSR my first thought was "what kind of person drives a car like that" and then I looked across the parking lot and saw pear-shaped guy fieri in sandal-socks walking towards it and I was like "oh".

ManSauceGuzzlr
Jul 18, 2004

"That man...I'm...fascinated by him. That look...his whole look. It's hypnotic."

David Copperfield posted:

I would drive the italian homer

nailed it

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

gnarlyhotep posted:

How is this any worse that those little "smart" cars? I get that they're trying to be fuel and space efficient but I don't see any need to make them look like a giant egg. poo poo is retarded.

Well the thing that makes them poo poo is tht in the us they don't even get that good mileage and they cost as muCH as an actual car

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

when ever i see a classic "cool" car i say to my friends

"what a piece of poo poo, best it doesnt even have a CD player"

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



numberoneposter posted:

when ever i see a classic "cool" car i say to my friends

"what a piece of poo poo, best it doesnt even have a CD player"

swapping a cd player into a car is literally the easiest thing you can do to it. at least 95% of them you see on the road have cd players, i guarantee it.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Cubey posted:

swapping a cd player into a car is literally the easiest thing you can do to it. at least 95% of them you see on the road have cd players, i guarantee it.
i know that. im saying it ironically.

old cars are stupid. i feel the same way about old bicycles. who cares.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Vin BioEthanol posted:

saw this and was like wtf?

apparently been made for a while now, crossovers=kinda gay imo but this is like the vehicular equivalent of crocs




That's not a picture of a Murano convertible. That's a picture of a Murano with the top photoshopped off.

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TeamIce
Mar 16, 2004
LET JESUS FUCK YOU


meatpimp posted:

That's not a picture of a Murano convertible. That's a picture of a Murano with the top photoshopped off.

look at this expert on the murano convertible

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