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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
*clocks in*

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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
much like those hookers

vudan
Dec 11, 2010
*posts on sa*

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
actually my life owns sorry op

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
Oh no my dreams!

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
i blame the police

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
yeah I'll just desperately find a civil service job to drink myself to death in

I wish I could visit canada :smithicide:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ive had a good and cool life mostly

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

vudan posted:

*posts on sa*

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
Just need to visit Africa in the next few years and then I'll have hit them all before 30. Is Ghana ready for hobohemian?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

vudan posted:

*posts on sa*

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

*envies dead end job havers*

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I mean if that's the case then might as well end it all

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I just wanted to fly in a space ship where you can flush the toilets.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
op is dealing with some serious issues and is unhappy with his job, if he has one

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
joke's on you i never had any dreams to begin with

i am happy simply to not starve and to be another day closer to death without any major suffering

A Baroque Turd
Jul 10, 2015
my dream is to be gay

psyopmonkey2
Mar 10, 2015

by Ralp
Hey Windows98, can I borrow your shovel?

Ive gotta dig some stuff up.

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

A Baroque Turd posted:

my dream is to be gay

Okay, so you actually are a weird incel woman hater and not just a really depressed, kinda dumb guy. Good to know, cause it was difficult to tell for a bit there with you.

either that or Sicario convinced you really easily with his silver tongue

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
the lesser fucks that I can give only increases the unbearable lightness of my being. grinning is my way of winning

A Baroque Turd
Jul 10, 2015

The Saurus posted:

Okay, so you actually are a weird incel woman hater and not just a really depressed, kinda dumb guy. Good to know, cause it was difficult to tell for a bit there with you.

either that or Sicario convinced you really easily with his silver tongue

wanting to suck dick doesn't make me a mysoginist

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe
if you want to suck dick then you're already gay, you don't have to dream it

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
*gets facefucked for money on camera*

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chinatown posted:

*gets facefucked for money on camera*

Whom do I make the check out to?

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
lol, just lol, if you had realistic dreams as a kid.


I wanted to be a race car driver or a Jedi, but I guess the 8-year-old who dreamed of becoming an accountant is the real winner.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Anyone said "have kids and attempt to force your dreams upon them?"

A Baroque Turd
Jul 10, 2015

The Saurus posted:

if you want to suck dick then you're already gay, you don't have to dream it

awesome

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

VendaGoat posted:

Anyone said "have kids and attempt to force your dreams upon them?"

groucho marx i think

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

VendaGoat posted:

Anyone said "have kids and attempt to force your dreams upon them?"

there's an aatrek joke in here but im going to go take a nap instead

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Robo Reagan posted:

there's an aatrek joke in here but im going to go take a nap instead

You said a mouthfull.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

sometimes i wish the sun would just explode, OP

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Enfield posted:

ive had a good and cool life mostly

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

VendaGoat posted:

Whom do I make the check out to?

lol cash only honey

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Chinatown posted:

lol cash only honey

My accountant is not going to like this.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
dont touch the trim

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

get yer yankee rear end off my property

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Y-Hat posted:

sometimes i wish the sun would just explode, OP

when god comes n' calls me to his kingdom, I'll take all ya sons of bitches when I go.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

School Nickname posted:

I wish I could visit canada :smithicide:

Why can't you?

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

circ dick soleil posted:

Why can't you?

beaver mating season blocks up most of the major arterial roads around this time of year.

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