Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.
People need to pay attention more in biology class so that they learn not to mess with venomous things.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Azuth0667 posted:

People need to pay attention more in biology class so that they learn not to mess with venomous things.

you monstrous freedom hater

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
How often does a rattlesnake bite kill if unattended?

e: hmm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_snake_bites_in_the_United_States

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

quote:

Davis was sitting around the fire at his family’s camp when he was bitten by a rattlesnake. He was taken to hospital, airlifted to Pittsburgh and arrested enroute.

seems harsh even for a police state

Konsek
Sep 4, 2006

Slippery Tilde

Demonachizer posted:

I love how nobody understands how basic poo poo works.

Serious post: I am not from the USA and have no idea how the system there works. Do you seriously have to pay for basic rights like healthcare and not dying? Six figures? Also:

Dirty Sanchez posted:

The bill for each of my kids' births were around 35k each. I had insurance so we didn't pay a dime, but drat.

You have to pay to give birth?

Do you also have to pay just to see your GP?

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

VikingSkull posted:

you're right they should have let him die

but unironically

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
It varies wildly depending on your insurance, but a huge number of Americans have insurance and don't pay all that much for medical costs. If you're uninsured you're hosed, basically. If you're insured it's no big thing. I had $40k of knee work done and I think I paid maybe $500 total

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


Konsek posted:

Serious post: I am not from the USA and have no idea how the system there works. Do you seriously have to pay for basic rights like healthcare and not dying? Six figures? Also:


You have to pay to give birth?

Do you also have to pay just to see your GP?

yes to all three, and it's not a small amount

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Konsek posted:

Serious post: I am not from the USA and have no idea how the system there works. Do you seriously have to pay for basic rights like healthcare and not dying? Six figures? Also:


You have to pay to give birth?

Do you also have to pay just to see your GP?

unless you have insurance or are in the military, yeah

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I don't wanna rub it in

the worst thing is fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Jul 26, 2015

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I hate liberals but I got admit single layer is clutch. Should amend the constitution for that poo poo, but lol we wont.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
Man phone posting is bad

Nebelwerfer
Jul 25, 2008

He carried our avenging steel over the Rhine,
He drank the emperor's toast from the Danube.

Melmac posted:

Has anyone ever determined why ambulance rides are not covered by insurance even if you have the best insurance in the world? Everyone I ever met who had to use an ambulance owed about 1.5k for the ambulance ride alone.

1.5k, holy poo poo

last time when I dislocated my knee it was like 50 euros here and I was pissed about because nobody told me but then again the other choice was to one-leg it from the hiking trail to hospital

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

I hate liberals but I got admit single layer is clutch. Should amend the constitution for that poo poo, but lol we wont.

just throw out the loving constitution and write another one loving lol

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

just throw out the loving constitution and write another one loving lol

The US has the oldest constitution on the planet out of all self styled democratic countries at this point...that's probably not a good thing.

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax
the fetishisation of it is problematic as well

legal scholars literally argue over what the people who wrote it intended for it to do, who loving cares they're all dead and they lived hundreds of years ago they have no business telling us how to run the country today

cram me sideways
Apr 26, 2015
healthcare is a for-profit business and that's motherfucking wrong

if you're going to run a hospital, have the loving decency to not name it after any saints or associate yourself with any charitable religious group

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

VikingSkull posted:

you monstrous freedom hater

I Support the freedom of snakes to bite dumb humans.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Tautologicus posted:

The US has the oldest constitution on the planet out of all self styled democratic countries at this point...that's probably not a good thing.

pretty sure the magna carta is older than the USA

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Rutibex posted:

pretty sure the magna carta is older than the USA

but the magna carta, unlike the US constitution, is almost entirely legally obsolete

last I checked there were like two clauses in it that still remained law and they were relatively ineffectual ones

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

but the magna carta, unlike the US constitution, is almost entirely legally obsolete

last I checked there were like two clauses in it that still remained law and they were relatively ineffectual ones

ok, if you want to be pedantic, the vatican state is a democracy and has had a written constitution for 2015 years :v:

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Rutibex posted:

pretty sure the magna carta is older than the USA

The Magna Carta isn't really a full constitution, though, more of a power-sharing agreement between the King, church and nobles. It's notable 'cause it's the first official document to challenge the divine right of kings.

*what I remember from college 28 years ago, might be slightly off.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Rutibex posted:

ok, if you want to be pedantic, the vatican state is a democracy and has had a written constitution for 2015 years :v:

But not the same one, was redone as recently as 2000 and before that in 1988, so says the internet. And now it's going to happen again

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/the-pope/10342768/Pope-Francis-to-rip-up-and-rewrite-Vatican-constitution.html

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Konsek posted:

Serious post: I am not from the USA and have no idea how the system there works. Do you seriously have to pay for basic rights like healthcare and not dying? Six figures?

Most bankruptcies in the USA are from medical bills.

60% of those bankrupted by medical bills have health insurance .

Surprising to no one is the fact that they try to get out of paying claims whenever possible. "Your son's liver treatment was considered experimental thus not covered, read page 812 of your agreement shitlord"

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
I think a cool thing about US heath care is if you are poor, suicidal, and don't have insurance you can forcibly be taken to the psych ward and given a several thousand dollar bill, which really helps with emotional stability.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Ocean Book posted:

I think a cool thing about US heath care is if you are poor, suicidal, and don't have insurance you can forcibly be taken to the psych ward and given a several thousand dollar bill, which really helps with emotional stability.

I wonder what can go wrong with their being a financial motivation behind giving patients crap they don't need

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2014/09/17/michigan-doctor-admits-giving-patients-unnecessary-cancer-treatments/

TacticalUrbanHomo
Aug 17, 2011

by Lowtax

Rutibex posted:

ok, if you want to be pedantic, the vatican state is a democracy and has had a written constitution for 2015 years :v:

obviously I don't want to be pedantic, otherwise I would have agreed with you on the basis that at least two lines of the magna carta are still law

but if I did want to be pedantic I wouldn't bring up the vatican since it has only continuously been a state since 1929

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Jesus Christ posted:

Enjoy your bill for a simple loving rattlesnake bite



could have saved 140 grand by dying instead

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

TacticalUrbanHomo posted:

obviously I don't want to be pedantic, otherwise I would have agreed with you on the basis that at least two lines of the magna carta are still law

but if I did want to be pedantic I wouldn't bring up the vatican since it has only continuously been a state since 1929

the kingdom of italy is poo poo, before that the papal state was a legit territory for like 1000 years

and by "written constitution" meant the bible :v: though i guess that doesn't go back to jesus himself, it was drafted in AD 325

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
I used to know a guy who got a fairly well-paying job (something like 80k+) within the health insurance industry. His job was literally just to look for loopholes and technicalities in people's plans in order to deny them coverage. Apparently his coworkers would gather around during breaks and company events and brag about how much money they had saved the company by denying people coverage; Being proud of loving over desperate people was the official office culture. He ended up quitting after about a year because he felt like working there was the equivalent to selling his soul.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Pitdragon posted:

I used to know a guy who got a fairly well-paying job (something like 80k+) within the health insurance industry. His job was literally just to look for loopholes and technicalities in people's plans in order to deny them coverage. Apparently his coworkers would gather around during breaks and company events and brag about how much money they had saved the company by denying people coverage; Being proud of loving over desperate people was the official office culture. He ended up quitting after about a year because he felt like working there was the equivalent to selling his soul.

yeah that's why it's real annoying when people say "lol lazy bastard get a job with health insurance".

It's not that. It's like pulling fingernails when you finally do need to go to the doctor to get them to pay for anything. "The doctor who replaced your knee is covered but the guy he got to come in and assist him is not covered so you owe $32,998; we'll accept $15,596 as a one time courtesy."

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Pitdragon posted:

I used to know a guy who got a fairly well-paying job (something like 80k+) within the health insurance industry. His job was literally just to look for loopholes and technicalities in people's plans in order to deny them coverage. Apparently his coworkers would gather around during breaks and company events and brag about how much money they had saved the company by denying people coverage; Being proud of loving over desperate people was the official office culture. He ended up quitting after about a year because he felt like working there was the equivalent to selling his soul.

Jesus, all I can see in my mind is the dad from "The Incredibles" at his job at the beginning of the movie.

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

If you dont have insurance then surely u have saved 25% of your weekly salary into a fund that you use to self insure.

lol

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker

JnnyThndrs posted:

Jesus, all I can see in my mind is the dad from "The Incredibles" at his job at the beginning of the movie.

Hahaha never thought of that but yeah pretty much. He even told me one time about a kid who needed surgery but there was a big loophole to deny coverage, I can't remember the specifics but he ends up feeling bad for this kid and authorizing coverage, his boss learns about this and he ended up getting chewed out for it.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Shirley Crabtree posted:

What? The land of the free? Whoever told you that is your enemy. Now something must be done, about vengeance, a badge and a gun. 'Cause I'll rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system, I was born to rage against 'em. Now action must be taken. We don't need the key we'll break in.

ALL OF WHICH ARE AMERICAN DREAMS

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
haha u get to live but only in slavery to the hospital, roflmao.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Konsek posted:

Serious post: I am not from the USA and have no idea how the system there works. Do you seriously have to pay for basic rights like healthcare and not dying? Six figures? Also:


You have to pay to give birth?

Do you also have to pay just to see your GP?

the answer to every question you might have about the US healthcare system: Yes you have to pay a lot for that and no there's nothing you can do about it besides go bankrupt.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse

Melmac posted:

Has anyone ever determined why ambulance rides are not covered by insurance even if you have the best insurance in the world? Everyone I ever met who had to use an ambulance owed about 1.5k for the ambulance ride alone.

My insurance covers this.I opted in for it specifically because I live quite a ways from a hospital. Also short and long term disability, emergency and standard medical care around the clock at a 10% copay, 15% copay on any major surgery even if it requires a specialist. Plus a bunch of other stuff for $25 a week.
Basically it's the only reason I still work my current job and don't seek out something better

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i want to see the selfie

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

SocketWrench posted:

emergency and standard medical care around the clock at a 10% copay, 15% copay on any major surgery even if it requires a specialist.

oh cool, so if you were the OP you'd only owe $15,316 for a snake bite. Sounds like a sweet deal.

  • Locked thread