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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

I was reading the thread about adults watching cartoons when it was pointed out that cartoons were meant for adults, kids just ruined them. Now kids are into R rated action movies and poo poo. R rated action movies are now for childen. We need to invent new edgy forms of media for us adults to be into.

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Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Start broadcasting live animal sacrifices.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

tax paying

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

What i'm trying to say is hail Satan.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

sleeping

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

instead of loud music, soft music

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
prairie home companion

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Tits.



Wait, no babies love them.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

a cup holder in a fuel-efficient mini-van

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Mr. Pumroy posted:

a cup holder in a fuel-efficient mini-van

That's the ticket!!!!!!

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

coupons

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

grandma fights

Flynn Taggart
Jun 14, 2006

Marriage

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

reality show where everyone carries a sword but everything else is normal

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
wine-tasting followed by an arthouse snuff film

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

open carrying in a chik-fil-a

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Blank divorce papers

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

illegally immigrating to canada as an american citizen

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Shoes like heelys but turned 90 degrees. Invisible skateboard

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
stabbing homeless people

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
just to soothe the existential crisis

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

masturbating while watching the view

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

browsing the internet for eco-tours

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
eating while making GBS threads

Pawn
May 24, 2008

goatse.cx haver posted:

stabbing homeless people

Yes start the purge. We can sell pay per view access to cameras set up in major downtown areas.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

on demand but it's a channel where you are just watching another family sitting in their living room while they watch you sitting in your living room

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
lemme help u, op:

responsible = mature
edgy = juvenile

hope this helps

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

joining ISIS

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

Hell Yeah posted:

on demand but it's a channel where you are just watching another family sitting in their living room while they watch you sitting in your living room

And you start jacking it.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

DaveSplitter posted:

And you start jacking it.

and then they start jacking it too

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

quakster posted:

lemme help u, op:

responsible = mature
edgy = juvenile

hope this helps

lol your name is quakster, like a gangster that quacks because he's a duck.

Spandex Bonerlord
Sep 30, 2014

DaveSplitter posted:

lol your name is quakster, like a gangster that quacks because he's a duck.

And ducks can't be good gansters. Ever see a duck carry a tommygun?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
running

with scissors

ChickenWyngz
Apr 3, 2015

Got them WMD's! Got that Pandemic!
Batman but focusing on bruce waynes normal life like getting up and board meetings and profit and loss reports

Followed by banging hot heiresses

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
Porn, but just the taking off clothes, clean up afterwards and people in bed watching tv after

Pawn
May 24, 2008

Moola posted:

Porn, but just the taking off clothes, clean up afterwards and people in bed watching tv after

So you want home movies then. Yes thats all over at garage sales. People forget to wipe videos all the time. Sometimes they even eat a sandwich after. That will be your money shot right there.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Pulling Our Pants Up Theater

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
food you can fry, gently caress, and fondle

Wampa Stompa
Aug 15, 2008

I literally have no idea what I just saw in there!
Grimey Drawer
Stock market graphs that look like genitals when you flip them upside down

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Movies about a middle-aged but still attractive widower putting his life back together by renovating a beach house in Maine

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