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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > ITT we are in an infomercial
 
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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 I'm the middle age white woman with gloves designed to molest the skin off potatoes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyMzYjXPMA0

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yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
 im gay

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Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



 *fails at very simple task*

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Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

 BILLY MAYS HERE

* # ? Jul 18, 2015 17:48
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Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
Suddenly everything turns black and white

Uh-oh, I'd better not do anything until this passes

...


Scratches nose, accidentally pokes out eyeball
gently caress

* # ? Jul 18, 2015 17:50
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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
bitch needs work on her knife handling

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i want potato glove lady to sensually rub her tater mitts all over my chef callous

* # ? Jul 18, 2015 17:57
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Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
 "Hi this is Champenema calling in from Champagne, Illinois. I really love Tater Mitts! I use them on the psoriasis plaques on my hind end. Really saves time!"

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Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

EorayMel posted:

I'm the middle age white woman with gloves designed to molest the skin off potatoes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyMzYjXPMA0

i got a handjob from that lady

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OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
I'm the studio audience that's attending an infomercial taping for reasons that in no way involve small amounts of money and free products.

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