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fargom
Mar 21, 2007
I just had a great breakfast:

- Toasted Wheat bread
- Two eggs (one yoke broke, one beautiful and intact)
- Thin slices of sharp cheddar cheese
- Spicy brown mustard
- Two grilled slices of black forest ham

What the gently caress garbage did you eat this morning, goons?

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Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

I fed my nose meth

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Nobody cares about you or your food OP..... but I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

What if every time i felt like sharing my boring loving day I made a thread about it on GBS? god I would loving kill myself

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

CoolCat posted:

Nobody cares about you or your food OP..... but I'm glad you enjoyed it.

i care

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
for breakfast i had 3 beers and a cigarette.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
later im going to make buffalo wings and watch lip sync battles and hurl myself out of a window and plummet to my death

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014


lol

fargom
Mar 21, 2007

Enfield posted:

later im going to make buffalo wings and watch lip sync battles and hurl myself out of a window and plummet to my death

Same

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
I ate 2 huge black cocks for lunch today. May do the same for dinner.

Bread Dragon
Apr 7, 2012
I woke up on my couch and microwaved leftover lasagna while watching the last part of the Dock Ellis documentary. Pretty good morning.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I have to not eat eggs because they killed all the chickens in Iowa because of the goddamn bird flu. A dozen eggs costs like $3 now.

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
Bacon, eggs, an orange and a St Arnold's Summer Pils. A solid breakfast if I do say so myself.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Coffee for breakfast, tilapia for lunch. Now having some tea.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

yoyodyne posted:

Bacon, eggs, an orange and a St Arnold's Summer Pils. A solid breakfast if I do say so myself.

yeag, for a clown to eat. at the circus

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
WHERES THE loving PICS U STUPID BABY FUCKER

goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
I just had a great breakfast:

- whisky

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003


im glad thread pairs have come back

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




Same. I might want to make that myself.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
wow congrats on your breakthru op, might want to call up denny's and sell that idea you could make a mint.

egg... sandwich? cheese? ham? revolutionary stuff, op.

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007

Enfield posted:

yeag, for a clown to eat. at the circus

nooo

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

fargom posted:

I just had a great breakfast:

- Toasted Wheat bread
- Two eggs (one yoke broke, one beautiful and intact)
- Thin slices of sharp cheddar cheese
- Spicy brown mustard
- Two grilled slices of black forest ham

What the gently caress garbage did you eat this morning, goons?



get rid of the ham and spicy mustard bullshit, mix the cheddar in with the eggs and now you're talking breakfast bud

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Can you imagine a straight man saying exquisite out loud?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

fargom posted:

I just had a great breakfast:

- Toasted Wheat bread
- Two eggs (one yoke broke, one beautiful and intact)
- Thin slices of sharp cheddar cheese
- Spicy brown mustard
- Two grilled slices of black forest ham

What the gently caress garbage did you eat this morning, goons?


your mom

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
I taught the kids how to make wieners cut up in scrambled eggs for breakfast since they ask for it all the time. I had some too. It wasn't good. I bought a can of durian in syrup at the asian market today...been daring myself to try it every time I passed it in that store for the last 4 trips.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

Can you imagine a straight man saying exquisite out loud?

i can imagine an incredibly buff man rubbing wheat toast on his genitals while dancing to heathen by david bowie if thats what you mean

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Enfield posted:

i can imagine an incredibly buff man rubbing wheat toast on his genitals while dancing to heathen by david bowie if thats what you mean

Wow you're so quirky and random haha

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

Wow you're so quirky and random haha

suck my dick human being

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Enfield posted:

suck my dick human being

haha

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
iduot bitch retard

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
loving morob

fargom
Mar 21, 2007

drat horror queefs posted:

WHERES THE loving PICS U STUPID BABY FUCKER

Hah yeah like I'm gonna take a picture of my food. No, I'm gonna eat it, that's what you do with food.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to take a picture of my wings when they are done in 21 minutes because im gay and have mental retardation

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Enfield posted:

loving morob

That's going too far, Enfield. Say your sorry.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
please keep in mind this was the culmination of 45 seconds of actuall cooking and 5 minutes of panning my phone camera around tryinh to make my chickens look photogenic

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Enfield posted:

please keep in mind this was the culmination of 45 seconds of actuall cooking and 5 minutes of panning my phone camera around tryinh to make my chickens look photogenic


fuckign exquisite, my dude. you use franks for the buff sauce? god drat got a regular guy fieri in here

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Enfield posted:

please keep in mind this was the culmination of 45 seconds of actuall cooking and 5 minutes of panning my phone camera around tryinh to make my chickens look photogenic

wow looking good, you been working out? ;)

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Enfield posted:

please keep in mind this was the culmination of 45 seconds of actuall cooking and 5 minutes of panning my phone camera around tryinh to make my chickens look photogenic


This picture is shot like a 1980s crime investigation scene. Like a poorly light stabbing.

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

numberoneposter posted:

wow looking good, you been working out? ;)

no but ive been drinking a lot of beer

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