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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
she's getting some good dick and she isn't thinking about you. in fact she hasn't thought about you for months, save for when she laughs about having ever slept with you with her best friend. her mourning period for that relationship was about 6 hours.

when she says she loves him it's like a whole different word than she said to you. it's an expression of passion, not of routine. she only played d&d with you because it meant you ate her out afterwards, albeit poorly. lovely pizza is still pizza, you know. she likes the fact that he actually showers on a regular basis and doesn't go to bed reeking of gin. in fact, she's shocked her standards were ever so low. it turns out it didn't take much to upgrade.

she blames the entire relationship on poor self-esteem issues stemming from high school but is still shocked it ever got that base. you made eye contact at cvs last week and she didn't even realize it.

hey man, at least you only had to pay for one ticket to ant-man.

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rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008
jokes on you, i've never had a girlfriend

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

^^...ehh, whatev

i don't have an ex girlfriend, jokes on you op

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
Im gay

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
I'm in a long term relationship with Mrs Palm

rakovsky maybe
Nov 4, 2008

Titus Sardonicus posted:

i don't have an ex girlfriend, jokes on you op

beaten like op's dick when a new tranny porno hits xvideos bitch

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
the only puss op ever saw was when he was born lol

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

shiksa posted:

albeit poorly.

take it back motherfucker

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
but op...

im gay

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

I'm 22 AND STILL a virign

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

good

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~
your post started to hurt op until i got to the part about not bein able to eat a girls puss out well. then i realized you were talkin about someon e else

ceebee
Feb 12, 2004
i'm railing my ex-girlfriend

she's turnin me gay right now

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
:cripes:

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

shiksa posted:

you made eye contact

now you're just being ridiculous

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Why do I care? I'm married now.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Prorat posted:

Why do I care? I'm married now.

Lol if you're married and don't think about loving your exes still

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
im the OPs ex

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

OP, phone the police department and ask if anyone has reported your ex-girlfriend getting the gently caress of her lifetime.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

vyst posted:

Lol if you're married and don't think about loving your exes still

My wife is way hotter than my exes to the point where my exes arent attractive.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Prorat posted:

My wife is way hotter than my exes to the point where my exes arent attractive.

so now that shes not looking over your shoulder what do you really think

praxis
Aug 1, 2003

Pfft. My ex-wife is getting railed right now. I am absolutely cool with that.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

shiksa posted:

so now that shes not looking over your shoulder what do you really think

We just got married, I'm not that whipped yet.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

rakovsky maybe posted:

jokes on you, i've never had a girlfriend

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

pixelbaron
Mar 18, 2009

~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

Prorat posted:

My wife is way hotter than my exes to the point where my exes arent attractive.

did you marry a goon that browses these here forums

Happy Hedonist
Jan 18, 2009


At least one of us is getting railed.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Prorat posted:

My wife is way hotter than my exes to the point where my exes arent attractive.

if this were true you wouldnt be posting

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
he can have her, am I right?

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

lmao if the new ones not hotter than the ex anyway

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

No she isn't she's a frigid twat and only seems to date closeted gay men

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Alan Smithee posted:

if this were true you wouldnt be posting

What else is there to do when shes cooking my food? (serious)

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Prorat posted:

What else is there to do when shes cooking my food? (serious)

i dont know, figure out when she's getting the time to suck other dicks?

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
projecting much OP???

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Prorat posted:

What else is there to do when shes cooking my food? (serious)

lmao at this beta bitch who doesn't know how to gently caress his wife while she's cooking

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Moola posted:

projecting much OP???

the only thing that's getting projected into is OP's gf's puss lmao

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
chad thundercock :argh:

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

the only thing that's getting projected into is OP's gf's puss lmao

lmao

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
kill me

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Naerasa posted:

lmao at this beta bitch who doesn't know how to gently caress his wife while she's cooking

lol just lol if you aren't taking her from behind while she wears nothing but an apron

and then you finish on the pot roast

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