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Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Have you actually read Stoya's stuff? She writes better than half of the idiot writers online. Plus she sucks a good dick.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:44

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:24

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Lascivious Sloth posted:

itt we're angry about a sex column in some dumb tech website. why just not read it OP you big vagina

because women shouldn't be online. It's OURS.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:51

Grrr-Krishnakk: Jul 17, 2005; PUPPIES!

I'm with you op, sex workers are the worst type of hussy *cranks it to any porn ever*

# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:53

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

seems like she could elucidate for a lot of people on the art of buttsex for example

I'd trust a pornstar on that before some random internet nobody

# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:57

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

# ? Jul 19, 2015 14:59

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Zzulu posted:

seems like she could elucidate for a lot of people on the art of buttsex for example

I'd trust a pornstar on that before some random internet nobody

dont go stink to pink

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:00

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Vegetable posted:

Have you actually read Stoya's stuff? She writes better than half of the idiot writers online. Plus she sucks a good dick.

She's really into like Tolstoy and philosophy right?

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:05

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bloodysabbath posted:

"The greatest trick the devil ever played is to convince the world he doesn't exist." That can be applied to the whole "women as victims" argument, which is pretty much just an outdated strawman. Women use their bodies and the gap between their legs as the ultimate bargaining chip. They use their sexuality to tease and sometimes outright mock the males that desire it so much. And yet, somehow, they have convinced the world (or at least this country) that they're somehow the victims of a patriarchial conspiracy?

I call bullshit. You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you CAN get a pretty drat good idea of its content by reading the back flap. So if a woman's wearing a short leather skirt and some kind of tight see-through top, you're no longer objectifying her, you're giving her what she wants.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:07

bloodysabbath: May 1, 2004; OH NO!

Nonsense posted:

because women shouldn't be online. It's OURS.

Grrr-Krishnakk posted:

I'm with you op, sex workers are the worst type of hussy *cranks it to any porn ever*

Vegetable posted:

Have you actually read Stoya's stuff? She writes better than half of the idiot writers online. Plus she sucks a good dick.

Zombie Boat posted:

ITT virgin OP throws a hissy over sex havers.

Staff of The Verge dot com spotted, desperately hoping the new hot coworker will sex them.

Zombie Boat posted:

She's really into like Tolstoy and philosophy right?

Wasn't this a thing for a while, where porn chicks thought name dropping old dead writers was short for intelligence?

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:08

Lowtechs: Jan 12, 2001; Grimey Drawer

Stop slut shaming and stop being jealous of people who can actually have sex unlike yourself OP.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:12

BigBoss: Jan 26, 2012; by Lowtax

bloodysabbath posted:

Staff of The Verge dot com spotted, desperately hoping the new hot coworker will sex them.

Wasn't this a thing for a while, where porn chicks thought name dropping old dead writers was short for intelligence?

Not just porn sluts. People have been doing this for ages to make themselves appear "deep". It's especially popular with attractive girls in their late teens to mid 20's. But you know those bitches never never read those books they post photos of on Instagram, they're just for show.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:15

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

oooh, she looks like liv tyler

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:22

midnightclimax: Dec 3, 2011; by XyloJW

Zombie Boat posted:

She's really into like Tolstoy and philosophy right?

Kant

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:38

Phobophilia: Apr 26, 2008; by Hand Knit

an open invite to the usual list of retards to self-immolate themselves yet again in these kinds of threads

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:38

smg77: Apr 27, 2007

Universe Master posted:

Stoya is hot

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:41

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Ratjaculation posted:

dont go stink to pink

No trolling, please

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:46

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

BigBoss posted:

Not just porn sluts. People have been doing this for ages to make themselves appear "deep". It's especially popular with attractive girls in their late teens to mid 20's. But you know those bitches never never read those books they post photos of on Instagram, they're just for show.

haha yeah.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:47

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

I went through a "why is tech blog The Verge running this non-tech content :mad:

" phase back around when this was posted and I'm kind of over it by now. You should try and get there too, OP.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:48

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Vegetable posted:

Have you actually read Stoya's stuff? She writes better than half of the idiot writers online. Plus she sucks a good dick.

But is she going write about the travails of returning the iDick Plus when she realizes its just too big because she can't hold it in her baby hands and dropped it on her face and hurt her nose like Chris Plante did with the iPhone Plus?

# ? Jul 19, 2015 15:51

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

BigBoss posted:

those bitches

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:01

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

How the gently caress can a person that takes dicks internally for a living possibly string two words together and write about sex? When I was in kindergarten the principle held an assembly one day and gave us all a message I've held close to my heart to this day: Dicks or literacy: It's up to you.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:07

Ghost Head: Sep 16, 2008

bloodysabbath are you the guy who gets like, stupidly angry at indie videogames?

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:17

Vegetable: Oct 22, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

How the gently caress can a person that takes dicks internally for a living possibly string two words together and write about sex? When I was in kindergarten the principle held an assembly one day and gave us all a message I've held close to my heart to this day: Dicks or literacy: It's up to you.

I chose dicks and have never been happier. Words don't cum for you.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:20

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Why should I care that a porn star's writing a column. Like, why is this funny or horrible or what the gently caress ever.

Why does this thread exist OP?

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:36

Armas Paskiainen: May 8, 2014

I don't know what Verge is or who that porn chick is but I decided to post anyway.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:41

whatis: Jun 6, 2012

i love that song "bittersweet symphony" they do. pretty cool they got a porn star in the group now

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:42

Ghost Head: Sep 16, 2008

Mega64 posted:

Why should I care that a porn star's writing a column. Like, why is this funny or horrible or what the gently caress ever.

Why does this thread exist OP?

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:48

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

Mega64 posted:

Why should I care that a porn star's writing a column. Like, why is this funny or horrible or what the gently caress ever.

Why does this thread exist OP?

She gives him funny feelings in the no-no zone and that is confusing

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:50

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Vegetable posted:

I chose dicks and have never been happier. Words don't cum for you.

gently caress you, not all of us are privileged enough to have a dick inside us then write words about things. It took me 15 years of not touching a single dick to be able to write with this kind of passion and eloquence.

# ? Jul 19, 2015 16:54

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

loquacius posted:

She gives him funny feelings in the no-no zone and that is confusing

Same

# ? Jul 19, 2015 17:10

maduin: Mar 4, 2003

anyone know what zizek thinks about anal?

# ? Jul 19, 2015 17:17

Shark Sandwich: Sep 6, 2010; by R. Guyovich

i have a friend dating a ~~writer~~ blogger from the verge. near as i can tell his job is to rewrite "i loving love science" posts

# ? Jul 19, 2015 17:22

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

maduin posted:

anyone know what zizek thinks about anal?

It is a relationship yes, but you have the poo poo, the penetration, the domination and nobody is asking why these things? So ok, you take your girlfriend, your wife, maybe your sister or aunt or and you penetrate them anally and this is, this is a thing and people are doing it, doing it in the butt and what does this say about them? Are these people saying yes, up my butt or is there something more?

# ? Jul 19, 2015 17:22

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Oberleutnant posted:

porn aint nothing like sex ya doofus

# ? Jul 19, 2015 17:24

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It is a relationship yes, but you have the poo poo, the penetration, the domination and nobody is asking why these things? So ok, you take your girlfriend, your wife, maybe your sister or aunt or and you penetrate them anally and this is, this is a thing and people are doing it, doing it in the butt and what does this say about them? Are these people saying yes, up my butt or is there something more?

maybe YOUR sister or YOUR aunt

# ? Jul 19, 2015 17:31

Fish Cant Hold Gun: Jul 2, 2015; by Ralp

This is such a bland occurrence that even trying to have an opinion on it one way or the other is giving me a migraine

# ? Jul 19, 2015 17:36

Fish Cant Hold Gun: Jul 2, 2015; by Ralp

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It is a relationship yes, but you have the poo poo, the penetration, the domination and nobody is asking why these things? So ok, you take your girlfriend, your wife, maybe your sister or aunt or and you penetrate them anally and this is, this is a thing and people are doing it, doing it in the butt and what does this say about them? Are these people saying yes, up my butt or is there something more?

haha

# ? Jul 19, 2015 17:37

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Can I get the OP's hot take on other features on https://theverge.com?

# ? Jul 19, 2015 17:39

Ghost Head: Sep 16, 2008

bloodysabbath why is this event so infuriating to you?

# ? Jul 19, 2015 17:41

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 05:24

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

TheJoker138 posted:

Stoya actually does mostly lesbian stuff, and on top of that it's mostly boring "art" porn. I'd much rather read an article by one of the insane hardcore chicks.

I never get this. I am and have at other times been a single guy, I watch porn, I even recognise a few porn stars but I could never imagine being able to intelligently speak about their work. "Ah yes, well her portfolio is largely anal gaping but I feel her best work was done when she was doing lesbian scenes as an amateur."

# ? Jul 19, 2015 17:43

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