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Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
An intolerant woman wrote in to 'Ask Amy' complaining about her sister Wendy. Amy responded with the following fistful of shame.

Dear Amy:

Every fall, my sister, cousins and a cousin's sister-in-law have a weekend shopping excursion in our home city. We stay in a hotel, treat ourselves, shop for our children and go out for lunches and dinners. It is a great time to reconnect.

I have a sister "Wendy," whom we do not invite. She is offended to the point of tears when she finds we have not invited her. My two sisters and I are very close in age, but Wendy hasn't been as close to this set of cousins as my sister and I have been through the years.

We are all married stay-at-home moms. Wendy is a divorced, working mom with one young child.

There are several reasons we do not include her. We know she doesn't have very much money for such an outing. She also does not have many of the same interests as we do. We're all very active churchgoers, while she only sporadically attends services. Plain and simple, she does not really fit in with us anymore.

She takes it very personally, and last year even came over to my home unannounced crying about it, which upset my children and caused my husband to threaten to call the police if she did not leave.

Now she barely speaks to me and has told our relatives that I am a horrible person (even though I've helped her).

How can we get her to understand that she should perhaps find another set of friends whose lives and interests align more closely with hers? -SAD SISTER

Dear Sad:

First, let's establish that I agree with your sister: You are a horrible person.

Obviously, you can do whatever you want and associate with—or exclude—whomever you want, but you don't get to do this and also blame the person you are excluding for not "fitting in."

The only way your sister would ever fit in would be for you to make room for her. You are unwilling to do that, and that is your choice.

But her being upset is completely justified, and you'll just have to live with that. Perhaps this is something you could ponder from your church pew, because despite your regular attendance, you don't seem to have learned much.



Amy Dickinson is a world famous advice columnist for the Chicago Tribune, a best-selling author, and a contributor to NPR.

Be sure to share this amazing piece of hers with other goons by pressing "reply" below.

Fansy fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Jul 19, 2015

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WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
eat poo poo

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



black lives matter

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
fistful of shame would be a good name for a sex toy

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
fake and gay

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

fistful of shame would be a good name for a sex toy

or i guess porn parody of fistful of dollars

fake edit: wait, no, fistful of dollars would be a good name for a porn parody of fistful of dollars

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Cuck

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
i don't think this "amy" knows enough about any of them to decide who is a horrible person

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
this thread is now about woodworking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKUS-IDTbFQ

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

trust me dude ive been working my wood since i started reading Amy's response

Mercenary
Jul 17, 2015

***feelings trip causes hard ***

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

trust me dude ive been working my wood since i started reading Amy's response

Hey!

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


maybe the sister is that one relative who never left her anime phase and won't ever shut the gently caress up about how her LocalCon cosplay is coming along

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Oh Hell No posted:

maybe the sister is that one relative who never left her anime phase and won't ever shut the gently caress up about how her LocalCon cosplay is coming along

or maybe Wendy is fat and poor and depressed (as stated in the question) and nobody wants to associate with her for good reason...

Absolute Lithops
Aug 28, 2011

After one long season
of waiting, after one
long season of wanting
Tbf that woman is prettu horrible

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Shes got a face for newsprint, but they print her gd face anyways.

Ugly rear end bitch

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Fansy posted:

Amy Dickinson is a world famous advice columnist for the Chicago Tribune, a best-selling author, and a contributor to NPR.

So she's a lesbian, OP

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
dear amy,

i got a raging hard-on that will not quit.

what you up to?

- Big Boner in Beantown

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Absolute Lithops posted:

Tbf that woman is prettu horrible

yeah i mean really if someone doesnt like you just drop it dont try to force your way into their friend group

like if you succeed and they start taking you on these trips as a result of you bursting into her house and wailing so loud the kids freak out, how awkward is it going to be? really loving awkward, lady, let it go

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

EugeneJ posted:

So she's a lesbian, OP

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Now Amy Alkon, thats a good female IMO

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Now Amy Alkon, thats a good female IMO


thats a man, baby

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
who wants to hang out with some churchy cunts not me -a goon

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
I would eat the corn out of her poo poo, iykwim gentlemen :jackbud:

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

thats a man, baby

:negative:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

thats a man, baby

im pansexual

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

fyodor posted:

im pansexual

lmao more like mansexual

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I would eat the corn out of her poo poo, iykwim gentlemen :jackbud:


Is her advice here to dress like a whore and bring a fly swatter when visiting Atlantic City?

That's actually not terrible advice

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
black gloves yellow dress ugh

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
I thought this was about the chubby lady comic

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

lmao more like mansexual

yea that's what i mean everything all of it i love it

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Fish Cant Hold Gun
Jul 2, 2015

by Ralp
Amy sucks, Jonathon would've knocked it out of the park like always

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
judgment all around at the Ask Amy column

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
what is this, buzzfeed???????????????????

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
more like "rear end Amy"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

I would eat the corn out of her poo poo, iykwim gentlemen :jackbud:


Spank me momma. I've been horrible to people and need to be punished.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

black gloves yellow dress ugh

Seriously, get a color wheel lady.

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Expected a sick burn in here, didn't get it. VERY VERY disappointed. Want my $10 back.

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