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Jul 19, 2015 21:04
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sever/therapy my man
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Jul 19, 2015 21:13
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:Amy sucks, Jonathon would've knocked it out of the park like always
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Jul 19, 2015 21:19
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Amy is the sister.
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Jul 19, 2015 21:26
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I remember one time, the one single historic time when Miss Manners recommended violence as a solution to an ettiquite problem. Some lady wrote in about how whenever they went out to eat her friend would always pick food off of her plate and eat it, and is the polite thing to do to tell her to knock it off, or pretend you don't notice, or what. Miss Manners wrote that picking food off of other people's plates is extremely dangerous because you could get stabbed in the hand with a fork if the person whose plate you're snatching off of doesn't see your hand. So the correct thing to do in this situation would be the next time her friend picks food off her plate to stab her in the hand with the fork really hard, like at least hard enough to draw blood, and then apologize profusely and mean it. She was very serious about the fact that if the apology wasn't genuine, it would be the letter writer and not her food-mooching friend who was at fault, but as long as you say "I'm really sorry" and mean it, it's okay to loving STAB PEOPLE AT THE DINNER TABLE. Anyway that's my Miss Manners story thanks for reading.
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Jul 19, 2015 21:29
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Network Pesci posted:I remember one time, the one single historic time when Miss Manners recommended violence as a solution to an ettiquite problem. Some lady wrote in about how whenever they went out to eat her friend would always pick food off of her plate and eat it, and is the polite thing to do to tell her to knock it off, or pretend you don't notice, or what. Miss Manners wrote that picking food off of other people's plates is extremely dangerous because you could get stabbed in the hand with a fork if the person whose plate you're snatching off of doesn't see your hand. So the correct thing to do in this situation would be the next time her friend picks food off her plate to stab her in the hand with the fork really hard, like at least hard enough to draw blood, and then apologize profusely and mean it. She was very serious about the fact that if the apology wasn't genuine, it would be the letter writer and not her food-mooching friend who was at fault, but as long as you say "I'm really sorry" and mean it, it's okay to loving STAB PEOPLE AT THE DINNER TABLE. I think you made this up, bitch
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Jul 19, 2015 21:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4xp2lgiAjY
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Jul 19, 2015 22:22
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Dear Amy: I met a man a while back, and against better judgement I let him into my house. I didn't realize at the time that he hacked my computer so that he could receive all my log-in information and pictures I store on my computer. Additionally he set up a webcam that was pointed directly at my bed so he could watch me while I sleep. I've since discovered that he is a pedophile, rapes unconscious women, and makes several death threats. What should I do? -CREEPED OUT Dear Creeped: Call the police on Granos.
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Jul 19, 2015 23:38
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 I did naht hit her. It's naht true. It's bullshit. I did naht hit her, I did naaaaht. Oh Hai, Mark.
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Jul 20, 2015 06:50
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Fish Cant Hold Gun posted:Amy sucks, Jonathon would've knocked it out of the park like always ask amy, ask jonathan, ask j'amy
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Jul 20, 2015 07:05
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Ensign_Ricky posted:
I didn't catch that at first! I don't think things end well for 'Devastated'.
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Jul 20, 2015 07:20
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Aw man I was hoping the 21 year old was a referrence to
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Jul 20, 2015 08:34
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fyodor posted:im pansexual People who say this often forget that animals and children are a subset of "everything"
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Jul 20, 2015 08:53
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Ork of Fiction posted:People who say this often forget that animals and children are a subset of "everything" he just wants to gently caress satyrs
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Jul 20, 2015 08:57
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that was the most amazing ask amy response i've ever read, but its also the only ask amy response i've ever read, which makes it the worst
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Jul 20, 2015 10:28
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Digiwizzard posted:that was the most amazing ask amy response i've ever read, but its also the only ask amy response i've ever read, which makes it the worst same but your posts
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Jul 20, 2015 10:53
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Another good one: http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifes...f484_story.html DEAR AMY: I recently discovered that my son, who is 17, is a homosexual. We are part of a church group and I fear that if people in that group find out they will make fun of me for having a gay child. He won’t listen to reason, and he will not stop being gay. I feel as if he is doing this just to get back at me for forgetting his birthday for the past three years — I have a busy work schedule. Please help him make the right choice in life by not being gay. He won’t listen to me, so maybe he will listen to you. -- Feeling Betrayed DEAR BETRAYED: You could teach your son an important lesson by changing your own sexuality to show him how easy it is. Try it for the next year or so: Stop being a heterosexual to demonstrate to your son that a person’s sexuality is a matter of choice — to be dictated by one’s parents, the parents’ church and social pressure. I assume that my suggestion will evoke a reaction that your sexuality is at the core of who you are. The same is true for your son. He has a right to be accepted by his parents for being exactly who he is. When you “forget” a child’s birthday, you are basically negating him as a person. It is as if you are saying that you have forgotten his presence in the world. How very sad for him. Pressuring your son to change his sexuality is wrong. If you cannot learn to accept him as he is, it might be safest for him to live elsewhere. A group that could help you and your family figure out how to navigate this is Pflag.org. This organization is founded for parents, families, friends and allies of LGBT people, and has helped countless families through this challenge. Please research and connect with a local chapter.
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