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For all of us mature adults who live on their own we face a serious daily struggle with pizza boxes too big for our trash bags. Instead of making the walk of shame to the dumpster with a unweidly stack of pizza boxes you just let them pile up. Well I was fed up. I searched around and found a solution for us all The Herculus Vertical Baler  http://www.chdist.com/product/hercu...wcB#prettyPhoto It crunches them down into cardboard rectangles and wraps them for you. Admittedly, the end result is quite a bit heavier, but you seem like a hardcore badass carrying this to the dumpster rather than a shut in loser who eats pizza all the time. Truly win win, and worth every penny.
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Jul 19, 2015 22:21
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Are you telling me you hate the earth and don't recycle
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Jul 19, 2015 22:21
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Cool
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Jul 19, 2015 22:22
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Stik3 posted:Are you telling me you hate the earth and don't recycle this is like pro tier recycling scrub.
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Jul 19, 2015 22:22
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I just fold and stomp on them until they fit.
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Jul 19, 2015 22:26
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Tricky D posted:I just fold and stomp on them until they fit. lmao enjoy your floor full of crumbs god drat
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Jul 19, 2015 22:28
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i burn mine and use the resulting ash as seasoning on my next pizza
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Jul 19, 2015 22:28
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Lol, Just Lol if you don't save them up and make a huge fort out of them.
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Jul 19, 2015 22:29
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Cut them up and use them as greasy, tasty plates.
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Jul 19, 2015 22:29
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Tricky D posted:I just fold and stomp on them until they fit.
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Jul 19, 2015 22:29
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VendaGoat posted:Lol, Just Lol if you don't save them up and make a huge pretty princess castle 
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Jul 19, 2015 22:33
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crispix posted:pretty princess castle After that much pizza? 
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Jul 19, 2015 22:37
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I use my pizza boxes so send eBay items.
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Jul 19, 2015 22:38
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VendaGoat posted:After that much pizza? this is some pretty problematic fatshaming right here.
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Jul 19, 2015 22:45
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Stik3 posted:Are you telling me you hate the earth and don't recycle
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Jul 19, 2015 23:32
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lol just lol if you cant bend it with your knee
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Jul 19, 2015 23:38
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Yeah, I can fit that enormous baler next to the fridge. (Can't you just bend the box in half and shove it in a bag?)
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Jul 19, 2015 23:39
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good enws, you can just throw your garbage on the ground
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Jul 19, 2015 23:41
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Vegetable posted:You can't recycle used pizza boxes. Please say you're not doing it. The grease ruins the recycling process at the plant. this is actually not true as long as it's not covered in cheese and garbage little caesars hot-n-ready its fine
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Jul 19, 2015 23:45
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I was folding up a pizza box pressing it against my chest. It was giving quite a bit of resistance until the big sharp knife I left in it broke.
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Jul 19, 2015 23:48
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:lmao enjoy your floor full of crumbs god drat enjoy your industrial baler full of crumbs lol drat
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Jul 19, 2015 23:52
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I burn them so that we get a nice smokey smell in here and then it goes up into the sky and makes stars.
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Jul 19, 2015 23:58
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The motor for the hydraulics won't run off 120/240V. You could probably find a way to replace the motor and modify the wiring without too much fuss.
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Jul 20, 2015 00:00
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Stevie Lee posted:this is actually not true http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2013/04/can-you-recycle-pizza-boxes-kinda-sorta-maybe.html
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Jul 20, 2015 00:04
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Vegetable posted:No you can't. my local recycling facility encourages recycling pizza boxes even if there's a little bit of grease on it: quote:Frank Gallagher, spokesman for the ecomaine regional waste disposal consortium, said that may be an oversimplification, because recyclability depends on how much contact the food has had with the container.
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Jul 20, 2015 01:35
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just roll the box up like a newspaper.
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Jul 20, 2015 02:08
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Uh I take them back to the pizza place like you're supposed to. Those aren't free you know.
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Jul 20, 2015 02:12
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Recycle your used pizza boxes into megablunts
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Jul 20, 2015 02:50
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i piss and poo poo in my pizza boxes and frisbee them out the window
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Jul 20, 2015 02:53
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how is the end result heavier than the original box just because it has been mashed into a cube that is like literal 4 year old logic
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Jul 20, 2015 02:58
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Moridin920 posted:how is the end result heavier than the original box just because it has been mashed into a cube because it takes multiple boxes to make the bale
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Jul 20, 2015 02:59
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fuckin vague OP n poo poo
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Jul 20, 2015 03:00
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I eat the box.
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Jul 20, 2015 03:02
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Stik3 posted:Are you telling me you hate the earth and don't recycle you can drive the biggest hummer you can get your hands on and throw all your trash in to the street for the rest of your life and it's going to have less of an effect on the earth than a factory will lmao people who drive priuses arent doing poo poo for earth
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Jul 20, 2015 03:05
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Robo Reagan posted:you can drive the biggest hummer you can get your hands on and throw all your trash in to the street for the rest of your life and it's going to have less of an effect on the earth than a factory will lmao people who drive priuses arent doing poo poo for earth and all the factories in the world wont be poo poo if a supervolcano erupts, blanketing the sky with ash the world over basically death is certain
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Jul 20, 2015 03:07
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and i lust for it
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Jul 20, 2015 03:07
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Robo Reagan posted:you can drive the biggest hummer you can get your hands on and throw all your trash in to the street for the rest of your life and it's going to have less of an effect on the earth than a factory will lmao people who drive priuses arent doing poo poo for earth in fact you could make the argument those things allow people to continue being consumer whores buying poo poo nonstop from those factories/companies because they feel good for sorting the monumental amount of trash they generate.
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Jul 20, 2015 03:08
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I used to work in a warehouse and was in charge of the industrial pizza box crusher, ama
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Jul 20, 2015 03:12
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Skeleton Ape posted:I used to work in a warehouse and was in charge of the industrial pizza box crusher, ama did you ever put your dick in it
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Jul 20, 2015 03:13
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lol my cleaning lady takes care of them.
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