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Skeleton Ape posted:I used to work in a warehouse and was in charge of the industrial pizza box crusher, ama What's the biggest box you ever crushed? E: What was in it before you crushed it??
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Skeleton Ape posted:I used to work in a warehouse and was in charge of the industrial pizza box crusher, ama were you ever paid off by the mob to look the other way as they disposed of some leftover boxes?
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Jul 20, 2015 03:21
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For gods sake, take the box out to the garbage can.
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Jul 20, 2015 03:23
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I just write P-P-P-Pizza! on mine and send them off to some scammer
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Jul 20, 2015 03:24
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VendaGoat posted:After that much pizza? Greasy Princess Castle!
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Robo Reagan posted:did you ever put your dick in it Every drat day, sometimes twice if I was feeling frisky. Funky See Funky Do posted:What's the biggest box you ever crushed? Uh, probably like 24 x 24 x 48. It had lots of other little boxes in it. We weren't supposed to crush the biggest boxes, they wanted us to break those down and send them back so they could be reused. Excelzior posted:were you ever paid off by the mob to look the other way as they disposed of some leftover boxes? There is no such thing as the mob
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Jul 20, 2015 03:31
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Funky See Funky Do posted:What's the biggest box you ever crushed? your mother. coagulated menses.
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Jul 20, 2015 03:33
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So is this the final solution for pizza boxes?
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Jul 20, 2015 03:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3zSdApv4Nw
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Skeleton Ape posted:Every drat day, sometimes twice if I was feeling frisky. 
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Jul 20, 2015 14:09
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Pizza boxes too large for trash bags is a uniquely American problem. Just like asses too big for plane seats.
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Jul 20, 2015 14:19
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spud posted:Pizza boxes too large for trash bags is a uniquely American problem. Just like asses too big for plane seats. No one ever said, 'you know what's great about my country? tiny pizzas," well- I mean- except you.
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Jul 20, 2015 14:20
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Skeleton Ape posted:Every drat day, sometimes twice if I was feeling frisky. For some reason a Best Buy I worked at had a baler like the one in the OP, and a very large wall mounted trash compactor you could fit a honda civic into. In there you could fit the 48x48x48's and 55" tvs and ... well literally anything. I was going to suggest that as a pizza box solution however that requires being built into the foundation and,while I can afford that, I have to think about those who possibly cannot
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Jul 20, 2015 14:49
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i dont recycle and i dont care and if you recycle ur a punkass bitch
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Jul 20, 2015 14:58
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My job was way cooler than that guy's, we had severed hands trying to strangle people all the time
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Jul 20, 2015 15:01
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THE DOG HOUSE posted:lmao enjoy your floor full of crumbs god drat However will I remove the crumbs from my floor? As a something awful forums poster, I have never solved this dilemma.
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Jul 20, 2015 15:34
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Champenema posted:I was folding up a pizza box pressing it against my chest. It was giving quite a bit of resistance until the big sharp knife I left in it broke. the knife broke before it tore the cardboard box?
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Jul 20, 2015 16:00
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Tricky D posted:However will I remove the crumbs from my floor? As a something awful forums poster, I have never solved this dilemma. really makes you think
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Jul 20, 2015 16:44
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I just drive out to the country side and dump my pizza boxes in an open field where gently caress all is happening.
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Jul 20, 2015 17:26
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EorayMel posted:I just drive out to the country side and dump my pizza boxes in an open field where gently caress all is happening.
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Jul 20, 2015 18:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4vZvZ0Zv88
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Jul 20, 2015 18:16
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crushing boxes is my fetish
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Jul 20, 2015 18:33
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It doesnt wrap them for you nerd (OP) you need to push more buttons at the end and it merely opens its gaping maw enough for you to wrap it yourself with flimsy steel straps yourself that can cut you if you're stupid (like me) and then when you get the bale out the machine and it starts to decompress you hear all this popping and snapping and you pray that one of the straps doesn't break and slice you in half or something. Vertical balers are my trigger OP shame on you. edit: Skeleton Ape posted:Uh, probably like 24 x 24 x 48. It had lots of other little boxes in it. We weren't supposed to crush the biggest boxes, they wanted us to break those down and send them back so they could be reused. lmao i hope this guy crushed a gaylord container because they he can say he crushes gaylords Incomplete Fish fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Jul 20, 2015 |
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Jul 20, 2015 18:33
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symbolic posted:go post in that littering thread you anti-green bad man Actually, dumping a lot of pizza boxes in a field works the same way as dropping a boat onto the ocean floor; it becomes a habitat for all sorts of wildlife.
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Jul 20, 2015 18:45
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Incomplete Fish posted:It doesnt wrap them for you nerd (OP) you need to push more buttons at the end and it merely opens its gaping maw enough for you to wrap it yourself with flimsy steel straps yourself that can cut you if you're stupid (like me) and then when you get the bale out the machine and it starts to decompress you hear all this popping and snapping and you pray that one of the straps doesn't break and slice you in half or something. We used hand-tied wire. Also terrifying. Unfortunately I did not crush any gaylords
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Jul 20, 2015 19:14
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Lol if u don't frantically tear them to tiny pieces and stuff them deep into the bottom of the trash bag underneath all your other garbage before your wife gets home and finds out 
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Jul 20, 2015 20:52
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if a minimum wage little caesars employee can figure out how to fold a flat piece of cardboard into a pizza box i have complete faith that the something awful dot com community can find a way to take it apart again and fold it so it fits in the trash
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Jul 20, 2015 20:55
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smaller pizzas?
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Jul 20, 2015 21:11
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You know who else had a final solution? 
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Jul 20, 2015 21:19
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EorayMel posted:I just drive out to the country side and dump my pizza boxes in an open field where gently caress all is happening. Biodegradable  I see no problem here
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e: pocket typing
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