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kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy


The watercooler bubbles. The bathroom faucet drips. The kitchen lay lifeless, save for the food stocking its shelves. A familiar sound is abuzz... pitter patter of footsteps down the stairs, through the halls. Voluminous in number, it can mean only one thing...



Welcome to Lunchtime at the Office Mafia, a game for 16 players!



Rules:
- Majority lynches, not plurality, which could result in a no-lynch day
- Do not edit your posts
- Do not break any of the Standard Mafia Rules. (Quoting mod PMs, faking day actions, etc)
- The SA Forum Rules still (mostly) apply. Remember that.
- Days will be approximately 72 hours for the first 2 days, and 48 hours thereafter, ending at 10:00pm EST (Saturday/Sunday I will count as one 24 hour period.)
- Any posts after the deadline, as measured by SA Forum Time, will not be counted
- Nights should be no more than 24 hours. I would prefer them to be 12 hours. I will try my best to get through nights as quickly as possible; as soon as I resolve all night actions, I will start the following day.
- Try not to post after the hammer. I can check the thread relatively often, and if one happens early I can even check at work, but I cannot be on 24/7. Please try and respect that.
- To format your vote, type "##vote targetName" in bold ( [ b ] to bold, without the spaces, [ /b ] to close tags).
- You may use "##unvote" if you wish to remove your current vote without yet placing it on someone else.
- Try to be active, or you may be prodded. After 48 hours of no posting, don't be surprised if you're replaced.
- DO NOT EDIT YOUR POSTS
- Role flavor is going to be silly, nonsensical, and mostly just for fun.
- It's a game, but it's a game about lying and deception. Relax, have fun, and don't get butthurt!

:siren:There is one role that is more complicated and potentially confusing than others - if you'd like to be excluded from this role, please PM me. Otherwise you will be considered for it.:siren:

It's that time of day wherein the workers of the world unite in solace from the day's toils. On today's menu we find myriad delectable choices for meals, side items, and beverages alike. Served up today, we have:

Main Courses:
  • A Whopper from Burger King
  • Eggs Over Easy
  • Lamb Vindaloo
  • Turkey Sandwich
  • Hawaiian Pizza
  • Leftover Spaghetti
  • Ghost Pepper Chili

Side Items:
  • Miso Soup
  • Bacon
  • Mexican Refried Beans
  • Caviar
  • A Tower of Onion Rings

Drinks:
  • An Arnold Palmer
  • Red Bull

Misc Items:

  • A natural sugar substitute
  • An old boot, with herbs and spices

Some of this stuff has been here for what seems like an eternity... I wonder if it's spoiled?

Players:
  1. Asiina
  2. bowmore
  3. Byers2142
  4. CapitalistPig
  5. Ernie.
  6. EXAKT Science
  7. Gamerofthegame Lynched D1!
  8. Hal Incandenza
  9. imgay
  10. Jedit
  11. Opopanax
  12. Pinterest Mom
  13. Robviously
  14. SirSamVimes
  15. Somberbrero Killed N1!
  16. Zetsubou-san

Action Thus Far:
  1. Night 0 begins!

  2. Day 1 begins!

  3. Gamerofthegame killed D1, N1 begins!

  4. Somberbrero killed N1, D2 begins!


kumba fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Jul 29, 2015

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kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
:siren:Upon signing up, please choose a food item from the list in the OP by using ##select food item. You may only choose one, and you may only choose once. Once an item is chosen, it cannot be chosen by anyone else. Happy hunting!:siren:

All foods chosen, the game has begun!

kumba fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Jul 25, 2015

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
##select Hawaiian Pizza

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

EXAKT Science posted:

##select Hawaiian Pizza

motherfucker!

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
##select eggs over easy cause it's the only thing on the menu I can actually eat.

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

##select Miso Soup

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
All excellent choices so far! Tell your friends!

Grandicap
Feb 8, 2006

poo poo, I entirely forgot I am going to be on vacation with no internet access next week. I have to respectfully withdraw from this game. Sorry Kumba :(

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

Grandicap posted:

poo poo, I entirely forgot I am going to be on vacation with no internet access next week. I have to respectfully withdraw from this game. Sorry Kumba :(



Miso Soup is now available on the menu once more!

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

##select Natural sugar substitute

SirSamVimes
Jul 21, 2008

~* Challenge *~


##select Miso Soup

Time to be bad at Mafia some more.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!




##select boot

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy

Opopanax posted:



##select boot

A bold choice! Welcome to all!

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


That's what she said.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
##select A Whopper from Burger King


kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
Beets are weird, but you do what you want.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
##select An Arnold Palmer

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
Buuuuuuuuuuurp

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Kumbamontu posted:

Beets are weird, but you do what you want.

you're doing beets wrong

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

wow that was a lot of words about beetroot

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Somberbrero posted:

##select An Arnold Palmer

Somber you cad, you know I wanted that! ##select Tower of Onion Rings can't wait to get up close and personal with all of you at the meeting later

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
Half the seats have been filled. Could you all please remind your coworkers of the importance of punctuality? Thanks.

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
##select Ghost Pepper Chili

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
##select BACON

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

CapitalistPig posted:

##select BACON

It'd have to be. Do you think we can agree not to try lynching each other on day 1 for once?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Jedit posted:

It'd have to be. Do you think we can agree not to try lynching each other on day 1 for once?

##vote Jedit

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
I will keep fighting for lunch time. Only 6 more subjects willing participants!

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Hey guys, what's going on in here?

Oh, lunch I see? Well, it's been awhile, but I'll join if you'll have me. I think you'll find my taste are rather refined, though.



##select Caviar

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.
##become unreasonably energetic by choosing Red Bull

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Are roles out yet? I'm claiming miller.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
Four employees are late to lunch. I would get started without them, but I am afraid I may have a meeting with HR if I do.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

##select Mexican Refried Beans

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale
All we're missing is the curry, a turkey sangwich, and mom's spaghetti.

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Sorry I'm late! I had to dig around to find the cheese for my ##select Leftover Spaghetti.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
Only two more spots left!

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Give them to me and Cpig. Wouldn't be the first time we had 2 lunches

Gamerofthegame
Oct 28, 2010

Could at least flip one or two, maybe.
##doubledip and take lamb

what now, god.

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

in

Ernie.
Aug 31, 2012

##select lamb vindaloo

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Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

##vote Ernie

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