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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Got the 4am shallies from this post.

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

lol, just kidding. im single and havent had sex for years

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

lonesomedwarf posted:

lol, just kidding. im single and havent had sex for years

oldschool it craigslist style

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
good i'm glad, especially if they were really involved in some sort of human trafficking

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
p sure the only thing they were trafficking was the money out of losers wallets

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

Sonofsilversign posted:

p sure the only thing they were trafficking was the money out of losers wallets

i don't think either of us are pretty sure about any of this

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Ramsus posted:

i don't think either of us are pretty sure about any of this

im pretty sure cheating is cool and good and that hacker groups are the most disapointing use of new tech ever

it would be awesome if this is just a marketing ploy though

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
a marketing ploy that makes people terrified to use your site is probably a bad marketing ploy

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy


so expose them to who exactly?

Jst0rm
Sep 16, 2012
Grimey Drawer
37 million people are on am? There are only 350 million in the county.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
It's viral marketing for Mr Robot

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
36 million fembots, 500,000 dogs, 250,000 cats, 249,999 dudes, 1 fat chick

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

a marketing ploy that makes people terrified to use your site is probably a bad marketing ploy

headline next week crack am security wizards defeat hackers and protect privacy forever

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
"maybe if I tell hot chicks I have an std they will know I get laid a lot"

-a good ploy

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

Alan Smithee posted:

"maybe if I tell hot chicks I have an std they will know I get laid a lot"

-a good ploy

90% sure if you posted that in r/redpill they would unironically agree

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Jst0rm posted:

37 million people are on am? There are only 350 million in the county.

time to blow your mind bro....are you ready......? The US isn't the only country on the planet!!!!!!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

opus111 posted:

time to blow your mind bro....are you ready......? The US isn't the only country on the planet!!!!!!

lol the french don't need this poo poo

they just go to le cafe and blow smoke at each other

banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




cheating on your wife is cool she prob deserves it and your friends hate her anyway

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

opus111 posted:

time to blow your mind bro....are you ready......? The US isn't the only country on the planet!!!!!!

it's the only one that matters

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

it's the only one that matters

if you actually think that (lol) then surely the fact that other countries use an american-made website supports your idea...

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
nobody cares what 3rd worlders use to cheat on their goats or whatevs dude

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Chinatown posted:

anything that attempts to destroy marriage is good and cool, IMHO

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Gotta feel bad for the one random guy that the hackers include just because they don't like him.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

opus111 posted:

if you actually think that (lol) then surely the fact that other countries use an american-made website supports your idea...

sorry america is #1

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Whose gonna download the .xls file and ctrl+f every politician's name?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
the funny part is theres bound to be a ton of fake accounts using real identities

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Gum posted:

the funny part is theres bound to be a ton of fake accounts using real identities

Word. My hotmail account was used for nefarious purposes and now it is full of spam.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Melmac posted:

Whose gonna download the .xls file and ctrl+f every politician's name?

i'm not, but i have learned from my internet experiences that someone will and pick out the best for us. god bless the internet, god bless autism

TheWeepingHorse
Nov 20, 2009

Related, but old: a woman who made 1,000+ fake profiles for Ashley Madison later tried to sue the company for 20 million, claiming that this task had given her carpal tunnel syndrome. It's one of my favorite bits of disguised blackmail attempts.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Wasn't there that Wall Street/DC "Madame" several years ago who threatened to go public with her list of clientele and then ended up dying under mysterious circumstances?
What are the odds there are powerful people among the 37mil potential leaked names, and this results in some "accidental deaths"?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Xenomrph posted:

Wasn't there that Wall Street/DC "Madame" several years ago who threatened to go public with her list of clientele and then ended up dying under mysterious circumstances?
What are the odds there are powerful people among the 37mil potential leaked names, and this results in some "accidental deaths"?

they cant kill them if they cant find them

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Have they posted a sample of the data, or other proof that they actually have hacked AM?

Threatening them to shut down makes me think they don't actually have anything. A data breach is a data breach; it's not like they can tell their customers, "oh don't worry we shut down so they've pinkie swore to not release your dick pics."

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Well I meant on either side of the equation, the AM people for loving up or the hackers for leaking the info.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Germstore posted:

Have they posted a sample of the data, or other proof that they actually have hacked AM?

Threatening them to shut down makes me think they don't actually have anything. A data breach is a data breach; it's not like they can tell their customers, "oh don't worry we shut down so they've pinkie swore to not release your dick pics."

yes

The Article posted:

The hackers, going by the name “The Impact Team”, posted a small sample of sensitive data (since taken offline)

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
Will be severely disappointed if I don't see a Barack Obama profile, even if it is fake.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

lmao

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Does Ashley Madison support gay affairs? I'm just wondering how many new gay republicans we're about to have.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i have occular herpes

Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005

Alan Smithee posted:

how can ashley madison stay afloat if it were gaming people on day 1

modern marketing 101

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Lufiron
Nov 24, 2005
am is fraudulent as poo poo, so only the stupid would get exposed

taking down Saphrina would really cause a stir

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