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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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It didn't do anyting. What am I doing wrong?

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

SweetKarma posted:

It didn't do anyting. What am I doing wrong?

not doing whiskey, weed, and cocaine would be the mistake, imho.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
it's not the paint its the VOCs that get you high

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
"suck on my drat balls, OP", etc

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Huffington Poster

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Chinatown posted:

not doing whiskey, weed, and cocaine would be the mistake, imho.

I don't have money for those so I'm resorting to desperate measures.

Can I drink diluted rubbing alcohol?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

SweetKarma posted:

I don't have money for those so I'm resorting to desperate measures.

Can I drink diluted rubbing alcohol?

You can drink anything once.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Applewhite posted:

You can drink anything once.

gently caress it, I'm going to try it. Wish me luck.

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

lol

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Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


What kind of paint did you use?

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
don't kill yourself op, try killing other people instead

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Shithouse Dave posted:

What kind of paint did you use?

It's like Krylon camouflage spray paint. It's got Xylene in it which is supposed to gently caress you up. Maybe I'm not doing it properly.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Are you sure it didn't work? You're posting about huffing paint in GBS.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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I'm drinking diluted rubbing alcohol now. It tastes like laundry detergent.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Funky See Funky Do posted:

Are you sure it didn't work? You're posting about huffing paint in GBS.

Well, I also drank a few beers, some flavor extract that has like 76% alcohol, and took about 20 xanax.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

SweetKarma posted:

Well, I also drank a few beers, some flavor extract that has like 76% alcohol, and took about 20 xanax.

Oh, well. Rest in Peace.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Why are you doing these things?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

SweetKarma posted:

I don't have money for those so I'm resorting to desperate measures.

Can I drink diluted rubbing alcohol?

ya sure

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Shithouse Dave posted:

Why are you doing these things?

Cuz i'm poor and can't find a loving job for the life of me.

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Drink it OP. We would all be better off.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Well the good news is according to this drug forum I skimmed quickly it's gonna take hundreds of xanax to kill you but the alcohol muddies the issue a bit.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
You should probably still call an ambulance though.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I remember an old Saved By the Bell episode where some students where huffing paint to get high, and I was like, Yeah, that sounds like a good idea, maybe I'll give it a try.

I'm going to give it one more go and see how things work out.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

SweetKarma posted:

I remember an old Saved By the Bell episode where some students where huffing paint to get high, and I was like, Yeah, that sounds like a good idea, maybe I'll give it a try.

I'm going to give it one more go and see how things work out.

Spray gold paint directly into your mouth.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Are you trying to die, get high, or some sort of Russian roulette combo?

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Funky See Funky Do posted:

Well the good news is according to this drug forum I skimmed quickly it's gonna take hundreds of xanax to kill you but the alcohol muddies the issue a bit.

I down xanax regulary with alcohol so it doesn't really worry me. It's not healthy by any means, but it's hardly. Alcohol increases the effects of the Xanax, not the other way around. So you just feel really calm.

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

SweetKarma posted:

Well, I also drank a few beers, some flavor extract that has like 76% alcohol, and took about 20 xanax.

unless you made this post within 20 seconds of taking 20 xanax you did not take 20 xanax

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Shithouse Dave posted:

Are you trying to die, get high, or some sort of Russian roulette combo?

No, I'm not trying to die, I just want to get wasted. I'm not suicidal or anything.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

extra stout posted:

unless you made this post within 20 seconds of taking 20 xanax you did not take 20 xanax

He might be very fat.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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extra stout posted:

unless you made this post within 20 seconds of taking 20 xanax you did not take 20 xanax

They're 0.5mg. I've also been taking them for a long time so I've built up a tolerance.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

SweetKarma posted:

They're 0.5mg. I've also been taking them for a long time so I've built up a tolerance.

seriously benzos are horrid poo poo and i hope you find a way out. benzos make cocaine look like alcohol or weed. please be safe.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
silver spraypaint gets you extra high

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

thats white trash stuff and if you could afford the :10bux: to post here you can afford real drugs

then again i've read enough TCC to know thats not quite true

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014
U gots to funnel the paint into yo rear end in a top hat.
The chems will be absorbed through yo intestines, yo.
Yo

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
huff my rear end

CoolCat
Jun 29, 2015

Funky See Funky Do posted:

You should probably still call an ambulance though.

Or not...

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax
I remember trying inhalants in my teens. Like anything else associated with poor people it has no return value. High is farrrr too short for the damage you are doing to yourself, the cheapest of bum booze is a much better return on investment.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
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Chinatown posted:

seriously benzos are horrid poo poo and i hope you find a way out. benzos make cocaine look like alcohol or weed. please be safe.

I've never had any negative effects with benzos. Sure if you're an idiot and down an entire bottle without ever taking them before you'll be in trouble.

amityville anus posted:

silver spraypaint gets you extra high

I've heard about that, but I don't have money to buy it.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Jesus was an amilnitrate huffing tranny. Your notion of shame is wha??!!

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Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

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