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Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Just found half a bottle of robitussin in the medicin cabinet. Cheers.

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basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

butt chug that poo poo

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Spray the paint on a rag dip it in water and shove it up your rear end in a top hat. You will getting loving high

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

basement jihadist posted:

butt chug that poo poo

Do you have to use a funnel for that poo poo, how does that work. Can I use a tampon?

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit

i can only assume a person that does this wants to die because i've used a lot of rustoleum and never found breathing any of it to be a pleasurable experience

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Look at that guy, he's so happy.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

SweetKarma posted:

Do you have to use a funnel for that poo poo, how does that work. Can I use a tampon?

it depends, maybe a neti pot? what is the size of ur rear end in a top hat??

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I'm going to mix Robitussin with diluted rubbing alcohol and see what the results are. If I don't reply back I'm probably in a coma and you should contact somebody. I'm counting on you GBS.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

basement jihadist posted:

it depends, maybe a neti pot? what is the size of ur rear end in a top hat??

I could probably stick your average oil filler funnel up my poop shoot.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

SweetKarma posted:

I could probably stick your average oil filler funnel up my poop shoot.

well then, you know what to do... glhf

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

SweetKarma posted:

you should contact somebody.

like who? my mom?

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

OP irl

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Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


you will arrive at the gates of valhalla, shiny and chrome!

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I tried the funnel method but my butt is too tight and I don't know how to use a tampon. can someone explain how to use a tampon in your butt.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


SweetKarma posted:

I tried the funnel method but my butt is too tight and I don't know how to use a tampon. can someone explain how to use a tampon in your butt.

there is no such thing as a butt being too tight unless you're trying to use a traffic cone as a funnel you loving faker

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


MEDIOCRE

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I can't fit it in there. I need some assisstance.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I would make a terrible gay person.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


SweetKarma posted:

I can't fit it in there. I need some assisstance.

we are sending bill cosby to your house dorm room parents basement now, OP

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
https://youtu.be/Vwx-lN2OzXQ#t=45s

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Shithouse Dave posted:

Why are you doing these things?

I like how you are asking questions.

AdvancesMONKEY
Mar 30, 2010

by Lowtax
Don't pay your writers at the huffington paint. Ariana and daughters use krylon gold exclusively, always with a fresh sock. Huffin and clicking on the links, calls up the bros at The Beast, they are doing lines and poppers and they say 'old Ariana you sound like your on Mars, you on the glue again' 'its paint' she says, drawing a big breath in, covering her mouth and chin in gold sparkles. "paint' and drops the phone.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I took a 5-week "paternity leave" last year when my wife had our twins and when got back to school, a kid had been expelled from school for huffing paint in my class.

Also, the first person to die in our graduating class growing up died after seizing up while huffing paint.

Hth

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Leave it to the pros

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TW6v39_kQ

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

SweetKarma posted:

Cuz i'm poor and can't find a loving job for the life of me.

there are easier and less painful ways to kill yourself but you're apparently retarded

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

SweetKarma posted:

No, I'm not trying to die, I just want to get wasted. I'm not suicidal or anything.

then why are you sniffing paint you moron? or are you just lying

maybe you should reconsider "not trying to die"

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

SweetKarma posted:

Cuz i'm poor and can't find a loving job for the life of me.

I found a new job almost immediately after looking for a better job op, maybe you're just a gently caress up lol

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

Angry Birds Suicide posted:

I found a new job almost immediately after looking for a better job op, maybe you're just a gently caress up lol

He's posting about huffing paint in GBS and you think it's a maybe ?

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Whatever you do OP, if you drink any ammonia make sure not to drink any bleach for at least a half hour.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

SweetKarma posted:

It didn't do anyting. What am I doing wrong?

You have to drink it, stupid.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
You should try butthuffing one of those whole house flea bombs.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Drano is delicious and builds strong boners. It's under the sink behind the cotton balls.

:cmon:

haris pilton
Sep 4, 2014

SweetKarma posted:

I can't fit it in there. I need some assisstance.

Just pretend to fart and slip that sucker in there.

I'd be a fabulous gaylord.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
Well, I survived and I woke up the next morning with every lamp in the house broken. Nothing else was broken, just the lamps.

Huff paint, take copious amounts of xanax and ativan, drink rubbing alcohol mixed with Robitussin. Add a few beers in the mix and you'll be a lamp killing machine.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
as a concerned and responsible internet denizen i must express my misgivings over your course of action

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Mozi posted:

as a concerned and responsible internet denizen i must express my misgivings over your course of action

It was a one time deal. I don't think I'll do it again because the high wasn't that great. The best way I can describe it is like being a toddler all over again. You can't walk properly and your arms do things they're not supposed to do. I also drooled a lot.


3/10 do not recommend.

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003
You need the Zinser cover stain oil based primer, op.

You ain't getting nowhere with latex

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
Sobriety's just not that bad IMO.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

SweetKarma posted:

It was a one time deal. I don't think I'll do it again because the high wasn't that great. The best way I can describe it is like being a toddler all over again. You can't walk properly and your arms do things they're not supposed to do. I also drooled a lot.


3/10 do not recommend.

Would you call last night a "light bulb" moment?

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

JonathonSpectre posted:

Sobriety's just not that bad IMO.

Yeah man but you ever been sober on WEED?

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