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Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

cuz what the gently caress is a jojo

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I actually prefer chicken nuggies.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
its a tender

have you seen a chixn breast on bone

the tender

inside the main brest

near the rib cage

it is tender and more soft and tender then the brest of chixn above it

it is not a chicken s binger it is the tender meat near the bib cage

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
After removing the chicken breast, underneath behind a fine membrane is a slim length of meat called the chicken tenderloin. This is what is being referred to in the name tenders. Strips are strips of chicken breast. The names are interchangeable in marketing.

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

Hobohemian posted:

After removing the chicken breast, underneath behind a fine membrane is a slim length of meat called the chicken tenderloin. This is what is being referred to in the name tenders. Strips are strips of chicken breast. The names are interchangeable in marketing.

This guy gets it.

Saltin
Aug 20, 2003
Don't touch
ITT people who eat fast food versus people who actually cook their own food and know what a loving tender is.

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

One time my mom called me "tender hearted" to her friend in one of their "my child is more precious than yours" contests and it triggered my child brain for whatever reason so I called her a dumb oval office and said I'd burn the house down

that's definitely different than a chicken strip which is delicious or shamefully arousing

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Literally lol that any of you goony fucks think you are actually ordering your lovely children chicken tenderloins off the kids menu.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
what's the difference between a tender and a strip?

I don't gently caress tenderers

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

I use the terminology i read on the wall. if it says strips, i order strips. if it says tenders i order tenders.

respect they're corporate pronouns you idiots

I try to do this, but then I go into a Zaxby's or a Moe's and I just can't. Sorry, that's a bean and beef burrito and I am not going to call it a Joey Bag Of Donuts no matter what. I will die on this hill.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I have no opinion on what poors call the poo poo they eat.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
Chicken delights

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
is it chicken burgers or chicken patties

Cheech Marinade
Apr 17, 2002
To me a chicken tender denotes a solid cut of meat, where strips or espeically fingers can be made of pink slime.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
You are all really bad at pronouncing "chicken selects"

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


DiHK posted:

gently caress YOU OP, CHICKENS DONT loving HAVE FINGERS.

you piece of poo poo.

AdolfHitler
Mar 21, 2009
i say tender

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

well i'm glad this thread is back

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013


pretty soon they're just going to give up and sell us bags of unidentifiable meat-like product labelled "chicken" or "beef" and people will still buy it as long as it is deep fried :suicide:

e: wait, I think that bag actually qualified. We're there. Death is certain.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

*CONTAINS NO WING MEAT

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Funky See Funky Do posted:

You know, like, if you think about it, chicken farmers are chicken tenders.

I just got that.

Yeah. Checks out.

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
no idea what i call them cause i can eat chicken on the bone like a grownup

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

cuz what the gently caress is a jojo
it's a potato wedge

old wooden ships
Jan 22, 2015
I like to call all of these things "chick nugz"

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

symbolic posted:

if you call them chicken tendies i will poo poo in your next KFC meal
would probably be an improvement

Nefarious
Sep 26, 2000

by XyloJW
someone post the gif of the fat goony guy getting super excited when the waiter brings him his tendies

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

i think ill have some orange burd balls for dindin

Bowlcutbarricade
Dec 27, 2014

Anyone who ever spouted that "tendies" meme needs to blow their loving heads off for real

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
they look like theyd be great for sticking toothpicks in and bringin to the 'q for your 600 pound niece to eat

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
What part of the chicken do the dinosaur shaped pieces come from?

Redkist
Mar 5, 2005
Fonkay fressh!
...tender finger strips...

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
there arnt any real chickens anymore anyway all chicken meat comes from a chicken breeding center where quivering blobs of flesh are grown in pods and harvested by machines like in the matrix

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Bowlcutbarricade posted:

Anyone who ever spouted that "tendies" meme needs to blow their loving heads off for real
Harsh.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb1vcaqAivY

ozebane
Nov 4, 2009
goujons

Dr. Eldarion
Mar 21, 2001

Deal Dispatcher

Tender forever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfwzkTFa4Rs

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

circ dick soleil posted:

*CONTAINS NO WING MEAT

100% Wyng meat

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:

cuz what the gently caress is a jojo



e: Can't wait until we get post-modern ironic millennials saturating the marketing industry like 30 years from now so I can buy a package from the freezer isle that straight-up says "BIRD SPHERES: PUT THEM IN YOUR MOUTH"

deadly_pudding fucked around with this message at 12:46 on Jul 21, 2015

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pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
If you care about what other people call their food you have autism. Go see a doctor and explain how the word tenders when put after the word chicken makes you anxious and you can't calm down until someone turns on a calming program such as baseball or american sing contest.

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