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Minimalist Program posted:my daughter, who is three, will usually wake up around 06.30 and come into our bedroom and climb in our bed and start jumping around, OP.
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A repetitious voice beseeching me to go with her to funky town
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Jul 20, 2015 23:29
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Minimalist Program posted:my daughter, who is three, will usually wake up around 06.30 and come into our bedroom and climb in our bed and start jumping around, OP. You should murder her dude.
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Jul 20, 2015 23:30
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I.N.R.I posted:You should murder her dude. ya
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Jul 20, 2015 23:35
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the need for a cigarette and the idea that this morning might be the one where i finally work up the courage to drive off a cliff
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Jul 20, 2015 23:36
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Frog Act posted:the need for a cigarette and the idea that this morning might be the one where i finally work up the courage to drive off a cliff cool .. your like one of those trenchcoat guys from film noir
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Jul 20, 2015 23:38
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I like to set my alarm 30 minutes early, pop a no-doz and then go back to sleep. about 20 minutes later my eyes will pop open and I will be wide awake, ready to post on GBS
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Jul 20, 2015 23:40
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To combat that early morning fatigue, usually I go up to the kitchen and brew a nice pot of methamphetamine solution which I shoot directly into my veins with a hypodermic needle
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Jul 20, 2015 23:53
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I find the electrical cord tethered to my cock gets the job done.
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Jul 20, 2015 23:55
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the sound of the cat priming his gut to deliver a fresh batch of puke on the floor gets me up pretty quick, but then i go back to bed angry
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Jul 21, 2015 00:06
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Wicker Man posted:Knowing that I have to go to work so that I can continue to have my own place to get drunk and masturbate in privacy. pretty much this
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Jul 21, 2015 00:08
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Two dozen donuts and a crane.
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Jul 21, 2015 00:09
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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Jul 21, 2015 00:14
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I usually lay semi-awake in a lucid state before my bladder forces me to take a piss or I have to take a dump, then I usually go back to bed
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Jul 21, 2015 00:15
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Wicker Man posted:Knowing that I have to go to work so that I can continue to have my own place to get drunk and masturbate in privacy. I passed this one up. Yah this.
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Jul 21, 2015 00:57
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ive found that you can only sleep for so long before you realize you're trying too hard its about 12 hours
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Jul 21, 2015 01:09
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I usually get up in the afternoon. One morning i woke up and my nose was bleeding, not out of the nostril but out of a cut on the side of it. I thought I must have slept with my thumbnail pressing into it or something, but it turns out that my alarm clock had been going off for an hour, so my flatmate came into my room, ripped the alarm clock out of the wall and flogged me in the face with the electrical cord, but it still did not wake me up. I am what you might call a heavy sleeper in the mornings.
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Jul 21, 2015 01:11
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Wicker Man posted:Knowing that I have to go to work so that I can continue to have my own place to get drunk and masturbate in privacy. This. I freak out without a regular paycheck. gently caress roommates.
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Jul 21, 2015 01:30
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mdm posted:To combat that early morning fatigue, usually I go up to the kitchen and brew a nice pot of methamphetamine solution which I shoot directly into my veins with a hypodermic needle Is this cheaper than cocaine, for a fr... Me.
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Jul 21, 2015 01:33
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Jul 21, 2015 01:46
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The soul crushing awareness that I'm awake gets me out of bed, in order that I might tire myself out and try again.
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Jul 21, 2015 05:51
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Jul 21, 2015 05:54
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Fart.Bleed.Repeat. posted:every day the doglarm clock pokes a wet nose at me and starts whining about feedme feedme feedme and im like no go on the other side of hte bed and bug her but no the little fucker jsut keeps whining at me yeah this. and they just keep loving staring at you moaning and poking their nose at you. and they're ridgebacks...
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Jul 21, 2015 05:59
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Jul 21, 2015 06:04
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pwnyXpress posted:The soul crushing awareness that I'm awake gets me out of bed, in order that I might tire myself out and try again. thats epic. you sound like a really smart author or tortured artist or something along those lines
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Jul 21, 2015 16:56
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gotta milk the cows
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Jul 21, 2015 16:58
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The need to take a poo poo.
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Jul 21, 2015 16:59
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Because I gotta feed the cat and take a piss. The day is always downhill from there.
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Jul 21, 2015 17:04
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I like to wake up and do stomach crunches, about 1000. Sometimes my face is a lil puffy so I put on an ice pack  Um otherwise I have a pretty cool regiment of pore cleansing, a gel in the shower, a honey almond body scrub and exfoliating gel scrub. I have a lot of body products OP, lol, don't judge. I also use a herb mint facial mask for about 10 minutes, and then aftershave etc. (ps: alcohol dries the skin and makes you look older!!). in the end i put on a moisturizer and eye balm, and lastly a protective lotion. I know if sounds like a lot, but I mean, you could shake my hand and look in my eyes, but you'd just see some kind of abstraction. I'm not really here if you get me. Hey, maybe we're similar and share some kind of lifestyle, but I'm kinda illusory  Do you know what I mean?
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Jul 21, 2015 17:13
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My huge boner usually gets me out of bed by becoming so heavy that it pulls me off the mattress.
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Jul 21, 2015 17:16
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Two goes on 'Snooze', op.
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Jul 21, 2015 17:18
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The glorious and unlimited possibilities of each new day.
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Jul 21, 2015 17:20
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Applewhite posted:My huge boner usually gets me out of bed by becoming so heavy that it pulls me off the mattress. What animals do u dream of ?
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Jul 21, 2015 17:20
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I.N.R.I posted:What animals do u dream of ? ur mom.
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Jul 21, 2015 17:21
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Applewhite posted:ur mom. Rabbits dogs horses etc? lions mebbe ?
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Jul 21, 2015 17:24
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Actually the prospect of pancakes is a big factor in getting me out of bed.
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Jul 21, 2015 17:31
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Mad Monk posted:The need to take a poo poo. This. But you can't go right away, then drink a coffee and have a massive poo poo at work. Everyday. This is why i wake up.
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pwnyXpress posted:The soul crushing awareness that I'm awake gets me out of bed, in order that I might tire myself out and try again. Good god, I begged my ex not to get a gold lab. When my early alarm at 4:30 went off that fucker was in my face snorting and licking... Like drat, I hit the snooze button!
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Jul 25, 2015 02:52
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I wake up, make coffee, smoke two bonghits and then have a rad poop and I am ready for the day.
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thewireguy posted:Good god, I begged my ex not to get a gold lab. When my early alarm at 4:30 went off that fucker was in my face snorting and licking... Like drat, I hit the snooze button! You should have gay sex with it
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