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Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Are the ends of these sentences really deserving of these pops??

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Yechezkel
Oct 5, 2004

Fun Shoe
"last night was my true resurrection"
So what was WrestleMania, then?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

his promo cadence is 1997 Benoit-level

Ninja PD
Jul 21, 2006
oooooh yeeeeah

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
undertaker sounds like he's spent the past year and a half screaming in anguish at paul heyman making fun of him so now his voice is all hosed

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Focus on a Roman Reigns sign.

DudeDeuce
Feb 2, 2003
The MAN
He's talking like the Warrior now. Oh lord.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
sorry Bray

don't mind how this storyline buries the gently caress out of you at wrestlemania and all

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

Ninja PD posted:

oooooh yeeeeah

seriously

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

this fake macho man/warrior voice is just weird

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Yechezkel posted:

"last night was my true resurrection"
So what was WrestleMania, then?

some heat

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
WWE Discussion Thread is Reaping your Childhood Memories

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


TheKingslayer posted:

Taker comes off as a bitter, petty old fucker.

The dick kick made me think they're gonna make him straight up heel but idk. They need to do something "different" with him imo

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
what is even happening.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Luigi Thirty posted:

his promo cadence is 1997 Benoit-level

he body condition is 2015 benoit level

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
I really want a Hawkeye movie.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
I.... am funky.... like... a monkeyyyyyyyyy.....

js86
Jul 22, 2012
And in the end, it doesn't even matter

Minitrue
Aug 6, 2010
Cool promo old man. Glad George Lucas agreed to write it for you.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Undertaker is going to reap your tricep meat.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
I mean, Macho Man is dead, so I guess it makes sense.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

This is the most lifeless thing I've ever seen in a Kansas City ring, which says a lot.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
i'm the mma glove on the zombieman

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
He did the eye thing.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Please, Taker, stop.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I don’t look at reality through any veil, nor do I see the truth thr-through any veil.

It is what it is, things are as they are. And I am who I am.

When I rest, I rest in reason.

When I move, I move with passion,

And there’s nothing I feel more passionate











ABOUT,








Then infickinflicting pain…on the Raven

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

MotU posted:

he body condition is 2015 benoit level

Holy poo poo

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Big Queefy posted:

this fake macho man/warrior voice is just weird

he didn't used to do this weird voice, did he? Why is he talking through his nose all of a sudden

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
"Whether man or Beat." That promo ruled, and it wasn't close to 20 minutes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Are the ends of these sentences really deserving of these pops??

Here's the thought process going on in these fans' heads at the moment:

IT'S THE UNDERTAKER! I'M SEEING THE UNDERTAKER LIVE AND IN PERSON :neckbeard::woop::hfive::supaburn::derp:

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Look on the bright side, 8 minute opening promo.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

MotU posted:

he body condition is 2015 benoit level

he's on the juice big time?

only temporary
Sep 3, 2006
Taker owns, I can't wait

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
yuo will rest

in

peace hnnnnnh

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

he lost fair and square.

Is every old fart now john cena?

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

Gran Torino Clint was awesome though.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Eltoasto posted:

Look on the bright side, 8 minute opening promo.

NOPE HHH GOTTA GET HIMSELF IN THERE SOMEHOW

Stealthed Zombie
Dec 21, 2007

And Introducing:
Dean "Titty Master" Ambrose
Don't worry guys, HHH is here! We didn't forget to slot him in somewhere!

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
hhh and steph are faces now

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Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Luigi Thirty posted:

he's on the juice big time?

HEY LA HEY LA

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