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In this thread, we are playing the dungeons and dragons.
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Jul 21, 2015 05:46
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i'm gay
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Jul 21, 2015 05:46
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circ dick soleil posted:i'm gay just to clarify we should all be RPing starting now
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Jul 21, 2015 05:47
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My character fucks your mom
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Jul 21, 2015 05:47
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cum
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Jul 21, 2015 05:48
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well I for one am going to ready my bow
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Jul 21, 2015 05:49
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i want to be a gnome
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Jul 21, 2015 05:50
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perception check, my virginity
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Jul 21, 2015 05:50
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my character attempts to flip over the dining room table and invite some bitches over i roll a natural 20
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Jul 21, 2015 05:50
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my thac0 is -10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Jul 21, 2015 05:51
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devin2 posted:my character attempts to flip over the dining room table and invite some bitches over even so, there are no bitches
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Jul 21, 2015 05:53
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Jul 21, 2015 05:53
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dr.acula posted:well I for one am going to ready my bow I "sheathe" my "sword" into your moms rear end.  oh poo poo natural 20
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Jul 21, 2015 05:53
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you can call me david copperenfield bc im all about this magic
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Jul 21, 2015 05:54
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dr.acula posted:just to clarify we should all be RPing starting now I'm chaotic evil.
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Jul 21, 2015 05:55
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you shall be hence forth known as david copperenfield across this land thank you for finding my book kind woman in helmet
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Jul 21, 2015 05:56
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i consistently fail to hide in shadows
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Jul 21, 2015 05:56
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dr.acula posted:you shall be hence forth known as david copperenfield across this land thank you for finding my book kind woman in helmet who me?
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Jul 21, 2015 05:56
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dr.acula posted:you shall be hence forth known as david copperenfield across this land thank you for finding my book kind woman in helmet you mom has my character known as "daddy"
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Jul 21, 2015 05:57
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voted my saving throw himt: its a 1
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Jul 21, 2015 05:57
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I cast ~magic missile!~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zng5kRle4FA
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Jul 21, 2015 05:58
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i stab the nearest tree just to gently caress with sir al gore
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Jul 21, 2015 05:59
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I roll a d20 for thac0 and got an 18! but for damage I roll a d4 for my dagger and only rolled a 2!!!! Only two more points on that roll and I would have double damage!!!!
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Jul 21, 2015 06:03
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everyone smells the mildew
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Jul 21, 2015 06:04
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i wish u guys would take this more seriously, i spent a lot of time writing up this campaign and i thought we could have fun, but if you just want to mess around then i can leave.
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Jul 21, 2015 06:05
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klapman posted:i wish u guys would take this more seriously, i spent a lot of time writing up this campaign and i thought we could have fun, but if you just want to mess around then i can leave.
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Jul 21, 2015 06:06
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i am a black elf and i wear saggy pants
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Jul 21, 2015 06:08
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i found a +1 cape do you have a towel i can wear like a cape so i can get more in to my character?
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Jul 21, 2015 06:10
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I slowly reveal my dagger+1 which was crafted by Yamaha Heavy Industries, deep within the forges of regular +1 poo poo
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Jul 21, 2015 06:10
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my short sword does a 1d6 damage but it is vorpal, so I roll a 6 like a boss and cut off the kobold's head, which flies across the room and hits a switch revealing a secret passageway!
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Jul 21, 2015 06:13
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dr.acula posted:everyone smells the mildew my character makes your mom smell his taint
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Jul 21, 2015 06:13
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 just passing through your petty tomb burglary to save the world from the hyperevil from beyond space and time see ya
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Jul 21, 2015 06:22
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I put on my robe and wizard hat
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Jul 21, 2015 06:25
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The Protagonist posted:
this is a great pre-degloving incident
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Jul 21, 2015 06:28
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I think I poopied in the gelatinous cube. What is my saving throw? EDIT: What is the cube's saving throw, GM?
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Jul 21, 2015 06:28
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Ugh, this is getting boring, I'm gonna turn Headbanger's Ball on. By the way I'm taking my Re-Animator tape back.
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Jul 21, 2015 06:46
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My character is a super-hot lady. Like suuuuper-hot.
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Jul 21, 2015 06:49
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PotatoManJack posted:I put on my robe and wizard hat same, but then i cast magic missile at the darkness. 2 memes for the price od one
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Jul 21, 2015 07:04
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im spelljaming
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Jul 21, 2015 07:05
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I ruin the night, incessantly arguing that the edition we're playing is the worst, because it's not like the one I played first.
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