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if a girl only has headshots it's best to swipe left. no person who's proud of their body only takes pictures from the neck up
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take a picture with a dog and put that poo poo up. then you'll be drowning in below-average pussaaay
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Jul 21, 2015 12:28
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is that why your avatar only shows your head
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shirtless pics probably won't work unless you're super ripped (you're not). best to just take a nice photo of you in a suit and talk about what a good person you are
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Jul 21, 2015 12:29
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Malf posted:is that why your avatar only shows your head bitch dont loving talk about my avatar smokey gave me this poo poo personally
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Jul 21, 2015 12:29
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swipe right on all the black girls because they're prettier and more exotic than anything you've had sex with before. also do this with asians.
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Jul 21, 2015 12:30
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You should try Grindr instead, sometimes it's just a picture of their butthole. Guys should be proud of their butthole or no way am I swiping right.
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Jul 21, 2015 12:30
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lol if you try to set up a date with an indian chick expecting it to go anywhere. just lol.
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criscodisco posted:You should try Grindr instead, sometimes it's just a picture of their butthole. Guys should be proud of their butthole or no way am I swiping right. can we get a Butthole Megathread started somewhere? maybe pyf???
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the worst is when you accidentally swipe right on someone when you meant to swipe left and then immediately get a match and then you feel bad.
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I would enjoy that quite a lot. You should pm me a picture of your butthole I'll let you know which way I'd swipe.
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Jul 21, 2015 12:33
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:bitch dont loving talk about my avatar smokey gave me this poo poo personally *swipes left*
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Jul 21, 2015 12:34
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dont try to drag down smokey
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Jul 21, 2015 12:38
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ghetto wormhole posted:the worst is when you accidentally swipe right on someone when you meant to swipe left and then immediately get a match and then you feel bad. Even when accidentally swiping on someone I would never be interested in, I still don't get a match. Even the big unattractive girls think that they can "date up" beyond me. 
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Jul 21, 2015 12:39
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everyone shut the hell up im trying to remember what pockles are
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Jul 21, 2015 12:40
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i mean pickles
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Jul 21, 2015 12:41
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:can we get a Butthole Megathread started somewhere? maybe pyf??? Already had a pyf anuses thread a few years back, you missed the boat.
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:take a picture with a dog and put that poo poo up. then you'll be drowning in below-average pussaaay Can I use a borrowed or stolen dog or do I need to actually own the dog?
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Harrower posted:Can I use a borrowed or stolen dog or do I need to actually own the dog? When they ask about the dog tell them it just passed from old age. Brace yourself for the tsunami of p juice as you close the deal on sympathy sex.
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Jul 21, 2015 12:47
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When every picture is a selfie you know something's wrong.
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Jul 21, 2015 12:49
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I agree op except I swipe them right.
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Jul 21, 2015 13:00
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Just call me Captain Ahab.
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Enfield posted:i mean pickles Don't you mean nostrils?
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sounds kind of like work OP. i think maybe if ij ust got ripped instead it would be easier lol
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thats it. ij ust decided now to get ripped. unironic legitimate thank you OP toxxing myself, if i cant visibly see abs in 2 months time i will permaprobate myself somehow
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Jul 21, 2015 14:33
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This explains why girls like me but never reply to my messages.
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Jul 21, 2015 14:44
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I thought "man gnarly writes some weird poo poo today", then I looked again.
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midnightclimax posted:I thought "man gnarly writes some weird poo poo today", then I looked again. Came to post this. What's this thread about anyway?
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So this literally just happened... I went over to Subway for lunch and there was a large black man in line in front of me talking on his phone all the way up to the order line. The woman taking his order was rightfully pissed off at him for ignoring her and continuing to talk on the phone, when he finally hung up saying "call me back in a minute, I need to order this poo poo." He progressed to place his order, changing the bread choice 3 times, and then demanding they put mayo on the bread before they toast it. This is where things start to get ugly. As he is arguing with the lady behind the counter his phone goes off and a photo of a large black woman pops up onto his phone, in a bikini of all things, trying to look sexy...or so I would assume. The name "Chocolate Butter" caught my attention on the screen, and that's when things start to go horribly wrong. I burst out laughing uncontrollably, only to have this massive beast make eye contact with his phone and then me...His eyes looked like they could kill. He kept looking at me, not blinking, as my laughter slowly decreased to a smirk. "What the gently caress you laughing at?! You laughing at my BUTTER? gently caress YOU!" He took a step in my direction and I noped the gently caress out of there... I'm currently sitting back at my desk in my office without any food. Sorry Butter lover!
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:So this literally just happened... i hope this is true
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:So this literally just happened... I always like the Chris Rock joke about how even that fattest black woman thinks she looks sexy. "Pump fat" is one of my more favorite terms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F43JU0N5DM
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Jul 21, 2015 15:48
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I swipe right on everybody and sort it out later . I have an adorable puppy and abs and I'm pretty handsome so it's e z street
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Jul 21, 2015 16:24
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Me but with my dick.
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midnightclimax posted:I thought "man gnarly writes some weird poo poo today", then I looked again. yeah gnarley got cool suddenly and stopped being a big gay dude who probably smells like sour cream and onion Fritos
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Killed a Girl in 96 posted:if a girl only has headshots it's best to swipe left. no person who's proud of their body only takes pictures from the neck up Swipe right if they write something stupid and or funny and don't look like a total hambeast imo.
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Jul 21, 2015 18:23
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Enfield posted:i mean pickles they're the sourest little vegetables you ever ate
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just swipe right as fast as you can on everything and sort it out later
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Jul 21, 2015 18:31
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Why is that not a dildo
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thot or not
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