Petition to rename the "Friendzone" the "Pussyzone"

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how me a frog: Feb 6, 2014

Cause it's full of nice guy (sic) pussy bitches who can't get no pussy. I am SICK of seeing cool and good comics being twisted into this poo poo:

I bet a bunch of you unironically believe in the friendzone. Please save yourselves. Stop that poo poo. Bronies > Steven Universies or whatever > General Tumbrl poo poo > You. Rise up. Seriously.

The friendzone needs to go away, forever, it is the epitome of syndromizing your own failures and as pathetic as you may well be, you're better than that.

KILL THE FRIENDZONE

# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:30

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:14

fuck the ROW: Aug 29, 2008; by zen death robot

Did you... did you forget to post the name of the man you had sex wtih OP? I didnt see it anywhere

# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:31

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=2615

# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:32

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

I don't even hug bitches anymore, just grab a handful of some sweet female rear end as a way of introducing myself. You should it try out OP.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:32

how me a frog: Feb 6, 2014

gently caress the ROW posted:

Did you... did you forget to post the name of the man you had sex wtih OP? I didnt see it anywhere

Wot?

# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:33

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

didn't we just talk about the friendzone?

let's wait another week before repeating ourselves here in the GBS

# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:34

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

Rise and shine! And don't forget your booties, it's cooold outside today!

# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:34

how me a frog: Feb 6, 2014

Saalkin posted:

didn't we just talk about the friendzone?

let's wait another week before repeating ourselves here in the GBS

1) Everything in GBS is garbage forever

2) Repetition means nothing because everything is garbage

3) The concept of the friendzhone needs to die

4) we can laugh at tubmlr (meam pronouns isen hesheam, hishest, heshelf) BUT

5) friendzone, the idea of it, must go

EXTERMINATUS

# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:36

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

how me a frog posted:

1) Everything in GBS is garbage forever

2) Repetition means nothing because everything is garbage

3) The concept of the friendzhone needs to die

4) we can laugh at tubmlr (meam pronouns isen hesheam, hishest, heshelf) BUT

5) friendzone, the idea of it, must go

EXTERMINATUS

Can we laugh at Reddit too? Because they're epic fail.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:37

how me a frog: Feb 6, 2014

circ dick soleil posted:

Can we laugh at Reddit too? Because they're epic fail.

The harm of reddit is generally aknowledged. Even GBS has learned that is not ok to be a pedophile. Time for progress. Girl won't gently caress you even though you held open a door for her? loving BITCHES! FRIENDZONED AGAIN!!?=!?!?!?!

# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:39

spank my snatch: Jun 4, 2009

Revolutionary thinking OP

# ? Jul 21, 2015 21:51

Ghaz: Nov 19, 2004

how me a frog posted:

lmaooo

# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:06

welcome 2 Clown Town: Aug 1, 2006; GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

the friend zone is real

real gay

hahahahahahaha

# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:08

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

The friendzone represents an incredibly common situation wherein two people are friends and one wanted to be more than friends and one didn't. However, expressing unhappiness about such a frequent pitfall in the wonderful world of dating is seen as an entitlement thing and so this shorthand term with an ostensibly clear definition has gotten a metric buttload of baggage attached to it and using it has become the internet equivalent of bleeding out in shark infested waters.

Gotta make sure to dogpile on the depressed lonely nerd so everyone knows how progressive you are.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:10

Blazing Ownager: Jun 2, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

how me a frog posted:

KILL THE FRIENDZONE

Problem with the Friendzone thing on the internet is that it does exist.. but it's not defined in my eyes the way everyone defines it anymore.

Basically if you're a pathetic dude that constantly remains "good friends" and fucks themselves over to do anything for a girl that is likely both interested and taken, and persist in this for years, yeah that dude is friendzoned. Where my view splits though is I use it to describe such sadsacks that are there because of their own lovely decisions, and not typically the fault of the women.

I say typically because I've known more than a few people in this position where the women purposely keep throwing breadcrumbs to keep their worshipping-slave that will always want what they can't have loyal and following them like a sick puppy, without ever going beyond that most of the time (and if they do, immediately regretting it and the whole thing implodes).

Lots of whiner dudes took the friendzone thing as some kind of "thing to overcome" and now the internet treats it like it isn't a thing. Maybe there's a better name for it. In my eyes it's an insult to the person "in the friendzone" because I'm not thinking "oh he needs to get out and get with her" I'm thinking "Holy gently caress that dude needs to move on."

tl/dr: Sadsack dudes that follow women that aren't in a relationship with them constantly in hopes that will change, and the women who keep manipulating that drive, are a friendzone situation and if both parties grow a shred of self-respect, they'll sever, the only happy ending.

ArbitraryC posted:

The friendzone represents an incredibly common situation wherein two people are friends and one wanted to be more than friends and one didn't. However, expressing unhappiness about such a frequent pitfall in the wonderful world of dating is seen as an entitlement thing and so this shorthand term with an ostensibly clear definition has gotten a metric buttload of baggage attached to it and using it has become the internet equivalent of bleeding out in shark infested waters.

Gotta make sure to dogpile on the depressed lonely nerd so everyone knows how progressive you are.

Pretty much spot on, if a friend tells you they are in the friend zone the only thing you can do for them is slap them upside the head and tell them to stop talking the woman for a long time/ever and move the gently caress on.

Again this gets nigh impossible when you have the disinterested party throwing hope out in rationed amounts, to keep their admirer to feed their ego and do poo poo for them. Maybe we should start calling these people Igors because it makes more sense.

ED: I actually know a dude who gave a girl that's done this to him for 5+ years access to his credit card, racked up $20,000 in credit card debt in like six months, and is still dutifully accepting minimum payments on it in the desperate hope that she'll break up with her boyfriend, it's hi-larious.

Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Jul 21, 2015

# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:15

a messed up horse: Mar 11, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

that's an incredible number of words about the friendzone, my man

# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:45

afeelgoodpoop: Oct 14, 2014; by FactsAreUseless

the friendzone will always exist aslong as doofy nerds allow themselves to become orbiters for girls that get off on attention. sorry op.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:54

Fansy: Feb 26, 2013; I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE; Grimey Drawer

My favorite coworker asked to go get beers after work.

Looks we're going to the friendzone! :hfive:

# ? Jul 21, 2015 22:57

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

who cares OP

you win if you friendzone yourself because at the end of the day, you are truly alone and the only person you can be great friends with is yourself

hth!

# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:01

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Hey Sweet tits, bring that fine rear end of yours over tonight and cook me some food.

# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:03

Enfield: May 30, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

kill yourself op

# ? Jul 21, 2015 23:08

Tujague: May 8, 2007; by LadyAmbien

uhhhh yeah I bet if you put as much effort into defining 'the friendzone' in a way that makes sense and isn't retarded as you are into defining it in a way that doesn't make sense and is retarded

it would make sense and not sound retarded

hth

# ? Jul 22, 2015 01:13

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

Personally the friendzone has worked out for me

first I befriend the bitch
then after a month of essentially constant harassing and haranguing I get them to come drinking with me
then i make love to them

then they are gone by the time I wake up and it's like sweet now I don't need to listen to you bitch about whatever stupid poo poo

# ? Jul 22, 2015 02:05

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

then

# ? Jul 22, 2015 02:05

burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

how me a frog posted:

That comic is the truth. Embrace it.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 02:17

feller: Jul 5, 2006

Jeff Sichoe posted:

then

THEN WHAT???

# ? Jul 22, 2015 02:36

ANIME IS BLOOD: Sep 4, 2008; by zen death robot

petition denied op: they wouldn't be in that zone if they could get pussy

# ? Jul 22, 2015 02:41

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Blazing Ownager posted:

Problem with the Friendzone thing on the internet is that it does exist.. but it's not defined in my eyes the way everyone defines it anymore.

Basically if you're a pathetic dude that constantly remains "good friends" and fucks themselves over to do anything for a girl that is likely both interested and taken, and persist in this for years, yeah that dude is friendzoned. Where my view splits though is I use it to describe such sadsacks that are there because of their own lovely decisions, and not typically the fault of the women.

I say typically because I've known more than a few people in this position where the women purposely keep throwing breadcrumbs to keep their worshipping-slave that will always want what they can't have loyal and following them like a sick puppy, without ever going beyond that most of the time (and if they do, immediately regretting it and the whole thing implodes).

Lots of whiner dudes took the friendzone thing as some kind of "thing to overcome" and now the internet treats it like it isn't a thing. Maybe there's a better name for it. In my eyes it's an insult to the person "in the friendzone" because I'm not thinking "oh he needs to get out and get with her" I'm thinking "Holy gently caress that dude needs to move on."

tl/dr: Sadsack dudes that follow women that aren't in a relationship with them constantly in hopes that will change, and the women who keep manipulating that drive, are a friendzone situation and if both parties grow a shred of self-respect, they'll sever, the only happy ending.

Pretty much spot on, if a friend tells you they are in the friend zone the only thing you can do for them is slap them upside the head and tell them to stop talking the woman for a long time/ever and move the gently caress on.

Again this gets nigh impossible when you have the disinterested party throwing hope out in rationed amounts, to keep their admirer to feed their ego and do poo poo for them. Maybe we should start calling these people Igors because it makes more sense.

ED: I actually know a dude who gave a girl that's done this to him for 5+ years access to his credit card, racked up $20,000 in credit card debt in like six months, and is still dutifully accepting minimum payments on it in the desperate hope that she'll break up with her boyfriend, it's hi-larious.

yikes!

# ? Jul 22, 2015 03:10

Razorwired: Dec 7, 2008; It's about to start!

Blazing Ownager posted:

Problem with the Friendzone thing on the internet is that it does exist.. but it's not defined in my eyes the way everyone defines it anymore.

Basically if you're a pathetic dude that constantly remains "good friends" and fucks themselves over to do anything for a girl that is likely both interested and taken, and persist in this for years, yeah that dude is friendzoned. Where my view splits though is I use it to describe such sadsacks that are there because of their own lovely decisions, and not typically the fault of the women.

I say typically because I've known more than a few people in this position where the women purposely keep throwing breadcrumbs to keep their worshipping-slave that will always want what they can't have loyal and following them like a sick puppy, without ever going beyond that most of the time (and if they do, immediately regretting it and the whole thing implodes).

Lots of whiner dudes took the friendzone thing as some kind of "thing to overcome" and now the internet treats it like it isn't a thing. Maybe there's a better name for it. In my eyes it's an insult to the person "in the friendzone" because I'm not thinking "oh he needs to get out and get with her" I'm thinking "Holy gently caress that dude needs to move on."

tl/dr: Sadsack dudes that follow women that aren't in a relationship with them constantly in hopes that will change, and the women who keep manipulating that drive, are a friendzone situation and if both parties grow a shred of self-respect, they'll sever, the only happy ending.

Pretty much spot on, if a friend tells you they are in the friend zone the only thing you can do for them is slap them upside the head and tell them to stop talking the woman for a long time/ever and move the gently caress on.

Again this gets nigh impossible when you have the disinterested party throwing hope out in rationed amounts, to keep their admirer to feed their ego and do poo poo for them. Maybe we should start calling these people Igors because it makes more sense.

ED: I actually know a dude who gave a girl that's done this to him for 5+ years access to his credit card, racked up $20,000 in credit card debt in like six months, and is still dutifully accepting minimum payments on it in the desperate hope that she'll break up with her boyfriend, it's hi-larious.

Did you and your friend meet at the Fedora Store?

# ? Jul 22, 2015 03:14

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Blazing Ownager posted:

Problem with the Friendzone thing on the internet is that it does exist.. but it's not defined in my eyes the way everyone defines it anymore.

Basically if you're a pathetic dude that constantly remains "good friends" and fucks themselves over to do anything for a girl that is likely both interested and taken, and persist in this for years, yeah that dude is friendzoned. Where my view splits though is I use it to describe such sadsacks that are there because of their own lovely decisions, and not typically the fault of the women.

I say typically because I've known more than a few people in this position where the women purposely keep throwing breadcrumbs to keep their worshipping-slave that will always want what they can't have loyal and following them like a sick puppy, without ever going beyond that most of the time (and if they do, immediately regretting it and the whole thing implodes).

Lots of whiner dudes took the friendzone thing as some kind of "thing to overcome" and now the internet treats it like it isn't a thing. Maybe there's a better name for it. In my eyes it's an insult to the person "in the friendzone" because I'm not thinking "oh he needs to get out and get with her" I'm thinking "Holy gently caress that dude needs to move on."

tl/dr: Sadsack dudes that follow women that aren't in a relationship with them constantly in hopes that will change, and the women who keep manipulating that drive, are a friendzone situation and if both parties grow a shred of self-respect, they'll sever, the only happy ending.

Pretty much spot on, if a friend tells you they are in the friend zone the only thing you can do for them is slap them upside the head and tell them to stop talking the woman for a long time/ever and move the gently caress on.

Again this gets nigh impossible when you have the disinterested party throwing hope out in rationed amounts, to keep their admirer to feed their ego and do poo poo for them. Maybe we should start calling these people Igors because it makes more sense.

ED: I actually know a dude who gave a girl that's done this to him for 5+ years access to his credit card, racked up $20,000 in credit card debt in like six months, and is still dutifully accepting minimum payments on it in the desperate hope that she'll break up with her boyfriend, it's hi-larious.

just gonna quote this one more time real quick because lol

# ? Jul 22, 2015 03:16

ShaqDiesel: Mar 21, 2013

Blazing Ownager posted:

ED: I actually know a dude who gave a girl that's done this to him for 5+ years access to his credit card, racked up $20,000 in credit card debt in like six months, and is still dutifully accepting minimum payments on it in the desperate hope that she'll break up with her boyfriend, it's hi-larious.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 03:27

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 03:31

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

i'll stay with 'pizzone'

# ? Jul 22, 2015 03:31

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

GOD loving drat IT

# ? Jul 22, 2015 03:31

not an endorsement: Mar 14, 2008; Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.

let me pizza you a question

# ? Jul 22, 2015 04:00

King of Bees: Dec 28, 2012; Gravy Boat 2k

Having friends is a good thing. Not seeing the problem here op. Welcome to the friendzone! We do fun things! Like waterslides and drink beers.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 04:00

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

my wife friendzoned me someone help

# ? Jul 22, 2015 04:06

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i have taken dates to the grocery story before. would you look at all this produce! i guess i dont date the fanciest ladies though haha those high maintenance bitches can get hosed.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 04:16

Cursed Lumberjack: Nov 14, 2006; A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

my last date with my wife involved her bringing me lunch at work and then watching me program a robot

we didnt even gently caress :argh:

# ? Jul 22, 2015 04:19

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 22:14

circ dick soleil: Sep 27, 2012; by zen death robot

burritolingus posted:

That comic is the truth. Embrace it.

The truth, in this case, is subjective my friend.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 04:29

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