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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
a shameful booty

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

can't say that i have but thank u for opening up a dialogue

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
Hell yeah, thats how you know you brought them to the sheer ecstasy of orgasm

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i hope not

Sound
Oct 18, 2004


uh no, and I get in there pretty fuckin deep bro

yo girl knew it was gonna happen, she let you take a fart to the mouth

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
nope ............. lol

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
how do you tongue hard??

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
gross

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald

Nation posted:

how do you tongue hard??

make it hard like a dick lol then really curl your tongue once your in and scoop the sides and really eat it

SERPUS
Mar 20, 2004
a fart out of me or her?

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
fart on me, i don't care

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011

Nation posted:

how do you tongue hard??

by tonguing with heart.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I'm Gay

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

make it hard like a dick lol then really curl your tongue once your in and scoop the sides and really eat it

i dunno if my tongue does that but your description made hard my penis

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
yea op its my fav thing to do with ur mom

Blazing Ownager
Jun 2, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
yeah i fart a lil sometimes nbd its just butt wind tho hasnt stopped him from trying to find the lost ark of the covenant in my rear end w his tongue so

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
he hasnt farted in my face when i tongue his tho or maybe the hair around the hole muffles it

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
if he ever does tho ill just catch it in my mouth and blow it back up his butt its important to leave things where u found them

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
No

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

whoflungpoop posted:

he hasnt farted in my face when i tongue his tho or maybe the hair around the hole muffles it

you must be tongueing his bhole pretty deep if your hair is around his hole enough to muffle a fart

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

you must be tongueing his bhole pretty deep if your hair is around his hole enough to muffle a fart

i ssave the trimmings for birds to build there nests and the rest goes toward bespoke buttcaulk

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n27V0gTRXIo

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
This is definitely going on my bucket list. Along with being with a woman.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
No I don't put my tongue on prostitutes, gross

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup



jimmyjams posted:

a shameful booty

new username right here folks

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
you had an arse full of farts that night, darling,

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

whoflungpoop posted:

i ssave the trimmings for birds to build there nests and the rest goes toward bespoke buttcaulk

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
I never toungued a booty because there's poop residue there.

Mathlete
Nov 30, 2005

It's hip to be a squared square.
big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her.

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damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator
O, I die, Horatio.
The potent poosay quite o'ercrows my spirit.
I cannot live to tongue punch that fart box

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