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Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

"you can choose to kiss a fertile, attractive 24 year old woman. or you could suck another man's dick"
Except that's not the two things you're choosing between.

I get where you're coming from and if that were actually the choice then yes, by all means. But women like that are not in 90% of men's futures. So really your choice is between a fat ugly basic bitch tumblr vegan with lovely taste in music or a strapping hot 24 year old dude who goes to the gym frequently, plays the same videogames you do, and likes anal on the first date.

See, the choice is really more like this:

Hot Chicks > Hot Dudes > Chicks who will actually have sex with you

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Bodyholes
Jun 30, 2005

Best Giraffe posted:

please do not try to turn ugly men gay, tia

hey you might get some hot ones (with weapons grade autism)

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