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Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
don't cross my T bro

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Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011
what if you're asian and have dreadnoughts.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Pulvis Sumus posted:

what if you're asian and have dreadnoughts.

caldari are scum

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pulvis Sumus posted:

what if you're asian and have dreadnoughts.

Lol, nice 18 inch guns fag, compensating much?

Pulvis Sumus
Jul 27, 2011

The Goatfather posted:

caldari are scum



am I missing something, I don't know.

Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

Pulvis Sumus posted:

what if you're asian and have dreadnoughts.

Then you can dance the Kongō!

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

evilpicard posted:

Let me begin by explaining that I am not saying this to be a mean ol’ black hair elitist, I’m saying it to be nice. Think of it as a well-meaning PSA-from someone who really, really cares. Maybe everyone else is too polite to say it, but dreadlocks are not the look for you. I know you thought they would be a great idea after meditating with your giant Bob Marley flag you’ve tacked to your dorm room wall, but they’re not. Dreadlocks are a hairstyle invented by people with coarse, nappy hair (and while we’re on the subject, please don’t EVER use the word “nappy” to describe your hair – it’s an adjective that does not apply. “Curly” or “coarse”, maybe. “Nappy?” Never.) for people with coarse, nappy hair.

Listen – dreads exist because black hair dreads naturally, and because we can usually pull it off (I don’t know if it’s our so-called “strong features” or just natural smoothness, but it works for us). We don’t have to grease our locks up and keep them in rubber-banded clumps for weeks on end without washing to get our hair to dread, okay? All it takes are a couple of days without running a wide-toothed comb through it. Furthermore, the reason you don’t usually see black folks running around with dirty, greasy, smelly dreads sticking up every which way is because we understand that even the most low-maintenance of hairstyles requires minimum upkeep. That means SHAMPOO, people. Get a toothbrush, put some conditioning soap on it, and get to work. And for the record – Axe hairspray does NOT count. Furthermore, if you don’t heed my advice and do decide to get dreads, know this – you don’t get “dreadlocks” from simply refusing to wash or comb your hair. If you do that, you’re either going to end up looking like PigPen from the Peanuts cartoon strip, or you’ll soon be sporting the unenviable “beaver tail” a.k.a when your hair just grows into one matted, stinky eyesore on the back of your head.


Honestly, it’s kind of insulting to see all these wannabe Rastafarians or whatever you’re calling yourselves these days running around. Every time I see one of you out on the streets I cringe and wonder how painful it must be for your parents to have to claim you as their own when you come home to visit from college. You have what looks like a frizzy piece of dog poo poo hanging down past your butt and some Rasta bracelets, but I recognize that shirt as Marc by Marc 2005, so who are we kidding here? Okay, you like reggae music and refer to yourself as a “free spirit” on your “About Me” section on Facebook – I’m willing to let it slide. Honestly, I’ll say whatever I have to say to get you to do us all a favor and spend some of that money on a real haircut and stop making yourself look like a total tool.

Look, I know you’re sad, but believe me, I understand hair envy. Why do you think black people spend literally billions of dollars every year in the hair industry? I know you see us walking around with afros, dreads, braids, and cornrows and get jealous that your hair can’t do that, but all I ask is for you to just let us have this one. Feel free to go to Mexico for spring break and get your hair braided and beaded so you can feel like an African princess while you down Adios Motherfuckers and win a wet T-shirt contest, I don’t care. Just STAY AWAY FROM THE DREADLOCKS. Please trust me when I say that you will look unfailingly ridiculous, and that I can’t promise not to surreptitiously cut them off next time you’re sitting in front of me on the bus.

jfc shut the gently caress up about hair.

This is warhammer retard

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
A dreadnaught is an actual ship you embarrassing warhammer fags.

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

notZaar posted:

A dreadnaught is an actual ship you embarrassing warhammer fags.

A thousand times this.

E: except it's spelled Dreadnought.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

notZaar posted:

A dreadnaught is an actual ship you embarrassing warhammer fags.

Shut the gently caress up about your gay rear end boats.

This is warhammer retards.

Pendent
Nov 16, 2011

The bonds of blood transcend all others.
But no blood runs stronger than that of Sanguinius
Grimey Drawer
I have Furioso dread but it's feeling pretty lame with only two base attacks these days :(

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Pulvis Sumus posted:

what if you're asian and have dreadnoughts.

lol if u don't concentrate your aircraft carriers into a single mobile force to ensure overwhelming numerical superiority when striking enemy strategic centers

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

notZaar posted:

A dreadnaught is an actual ship you embarrassing warhammer fags.



Named Murderfang by the Space Wolves, this metal-skinned monster was found roaming the hell world of Omnicide. It clearly is a Dreadnought, yet the true identity of the once-noble hero within its sarcophagus is long lost. In times of great strife, this machine-beast is released from its glacial prison and set loose upon the foe, where it will claw, stamp and bite until nothing is left but ruin.

This multi-part plastic kit makes one Murderfang armed with murderclaws.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

notZaar posted:

A dreadnaught is an actual ship you embarrassing warhammer fags.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



was an actual ship, like the quinquereme and the longboat

this thread is about the future. idiots

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

just lol if you dont use Naglfars.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

The Goatfather posted:

was an actual ship, like the quinquereme and the longboat

this thread is about the future. idiots

History is cyclical though.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

The Goatfather posted:

was an actual ship, like the quinquereme and the longboat

this thread is about the future. idiots

which were also loving badass

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
build more triremes, dicklick

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

which were also loving badass



still died the same death as the invincible spanish armada and battleships/dreadnoughts

almost as if big floating dicks are actually really loving stupid

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

spains dreadnoughts sure dreaded weather

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
What's the Amarr dread?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ben Smash posted:

What's the Amarr dread?

revelation

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


I'm so confused.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

The Goatfather posted:

still died the same death as the invincible spanish armada and battleships/dreadnoughts

almost as if big floating dicks are actually really loving stupid

if you are not proud of your dick or metaphors therefore you are less than a man :awesome:

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

if you are not proud of your dick or metaphors therefore you are less than a man :awesome:

when everyone wants to shoot you in the dick its better to have lots of little dicks than one big dead one with too many holes in it

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

jazzyhattrick posted:

A thousand times this.

E: except it's spelled Dreadnought.

then i guess they're not talking about the ship are they

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

The Goatfather posted:

when everyone wants to shoot you in the dick its better to have lots of little dicks than one big dead one with too many holes in it

It's even better to have a bunch of huge dicks aka the United States Naval Forces

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

spacemang_spliff posted:

dreadnought is the best acoustic guitar body type

I agree with this post, which is good & also cool. My twelve string dreadnought sounds good as hell even though I am an unskilled player at best

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

notZaar posted:

It's even better to have a bunch of huge dicks aka the United States Naval Forces

Still vulnerable to ASBMs, which can even me MIRVed.


Also, Murderfang could cut one up pretty bad with his Murderclaws.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Pulvis Sumus posted:

what if you're asian and have dreadnoughts.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Lmao if you don't have anti fighter escorts to support your capital ship

Moltke
May 13, 2009
lol if you think dreadnoughts had any meaningful impact on the conduct of war except for coincidentally draining a portion of germany's gdp due to penis envy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Moltke posted:

lol if you think dreadnoughts had any meaningful impact on the conduct of war except for coincidentally draining a portion of germany's gdp due to penis envy

https://youtu.be/5qqARrbi1h8?t=3m58s

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

notZaar posted:

It's even better to have a bunch of huge dicks aka the United States Naval Forces

speak softly and carry a big stick :pervert:

jazzyhattrick
Jul 1, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Robo Reagan posted:

then i guess they're not talking about the ship are they

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Dreadnought_(1906)

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Moltke posted:

lol if you think dreadnoughts had any meaningful impact on the conduct of war except for coincidentally draining a portion of germany's gdp due to penis envy

even in civ5 battleships are immediately made obsolete by bombers

notZaar posted:

It's even better to have a bunch of huge dicks aka the United States Naval Forces

note that this hasnt actually ever gone to a real war against a real foe but if we actually end up fighting the soviets in the 70s theyll just nuke it

poverty goat fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Jul 22, 2015

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747
Fear god

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

The Goatfather posted:

even in civ5 battleships are immediately made obsolete by bombers
I find them interesting because despite the vast effort put into producing battleships, only a few pure battleship battles were ever fought and the largest one was indecisive.

Like for the most part they were just a pissing match.

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hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Harald posted:

I find them interesting because despite the vast effort put into producing battleships, only a few pure battleship battles were ever fought and the largest one was indecisive.

Like for the most part they were just a pissing match.


Isoroku Yamamoto was talking about battleships being obsolete in the mid 1930's, and how the IJN should be building more carriers. Oops.





Some Astartes dreadnoughts are over 10,000 years old.

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