what "base" have you made it to?

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what base have you made it to?
	1st Base - Is Kissing, french, open mouth or just a peck. Also any above the belt touching is included in this base
	2nd Base - Hands below the belt. Fingering for girls or hand jobs for the guys.
	3rd Base - When mouths are used below the belt. Essentially going down on a guy or girl. also This base includes the sex toys.
	4th Base or Home base/plate - Going "all the way," doing the deed, Slamming it, loving, Sex, intercourse, "doin it," getting friskey so on and so forth.
	still at home plate

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quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Maneki Neko posted:

whats the butt one, seems weird to lump so much into home plate

it's when you run in the wrong direction and everyone laughs at you, but you enjoy doing things wrong and don't care

# ? Jul 22, 2015 05:41

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:54

The Bible: May 8, 2010

Agag posted:

Dude, you hosed up. This is bad.

Seriously. That guy up and moved in to my apartment. He just lays there all day groping at my wife's breasts, constantly making GBS threads himself and screaming.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 05:59

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Pawn 17 posted:

I accidentally bumped in to this girl on the bus and her breasts slightly brushed my left arm. Is that considered second base?

Kid, that's what we call a home run.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 06:00

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

what is it if you suck your own dick

# ? Jul 22, 2015 06:01

The Bible: May 8, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

what is it if you suck your own dick

Nirvana.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 06:02

Klyith: Aug 3, 2007; GBS Pledge Week

I got ejected and a six game suspension for charging the pitcher's mound.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 06:02

Secks Cauldron: Aug 26, 2006; I thought they closed that place down!

Moridin920 posted:

what is it if you suck your own dick

The Greeks call it an ouroboros.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 06:03

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Moon Base motherfucking alpha you plebs :agesilaus:

# ? Jul 22, 2015 06:12

Robbie Fowler: May 31, 2011

star base ... where no turtle has gone before

# ? Jul 22, 2015 06:12

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Goku plate

# ? Jul 22, 2015 06:12

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

I am nestled inside your mother's butthole OP

# ? Jul 22, 2015 06:31

Altair Knight: Jun 1, 2006

Smashing box.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 06:39

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Cumming in a bitch

# ? Jul 22, 2015 06:47

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

I made it thru all the Nod bases in Command AND conquer and beat the campaign

# ? Jul 22, 2015 07:03

Tiberius Thyben: Feb 7, 2013; Gone Phishing

JebanyPedal posted:

I made it thru all the Nod bases in Command AND conquer and beat the campaign

GDI scum.

I Ion Cannoned the white house.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 07:12

the worst thing is: Oct 3, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

I prefer playing by the rules of cricket..and getting what i affectionately call "the sticky wicket"

# ? Jul 22, 2015 07:15

Vulture Culture: Jul 14, 2003; I was never enjoying it. I only eat it for the nutrients.

rebel base

# ? Jul 22, 2015 07:48

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

what is it if you suck your own dick

that's known as an oralboros

# ? Jul 22, 2015 07:51

Fansy: Feb 26, 2013; I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE; Grimey Drawer

foul balls

# ? Jul 22, 2015 08:06

glowstick party tonight: Oct 4, 2003; by zen death robot

all your

# ? Jul 22, 2015 09:22

Peanut President: Nov 5, 2008; by Athanatos
(and can't post for 15 days!)

I've slam dunked the puck into the back of the net, touchdown. :clint:

# ? Jul 22, 2015 09:30

h_double: Jul 27, 2001

Let's just say the rest of the sports team calls me BASE Jumper.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 09:32

jazzyhattrick: Jul 1, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I'm more of a cricket man myself op, so i don't know much about this base thing. Although I have left a few young ladies with a bit of a sticky wicket if you know what I mean.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 10:26

Prowler: May 24, 2004

Mercy rule applied

# ? Jul 22, 2015 14:33

Robokomodo: Nov 11, 2009

I sit on the bleachers. I like to watch.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 14:39

School Nickname: Apr 23, 2010; *fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*

I conduct rigorous online statistical analysis using freely available data to achieve the desired base for minimum cost.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 15:47

Dr Cheeto: Mar 2, 2013; Wretched Harp

Basement

# ? Jul 22, 2015 15:50

TEAYCHES: Jun 23, 2002

Dr Cheeto posted:

Basement

dude get out there and stick your dick in some strange

# ? Jul 22, 2015 15:51

penus penus penus: Nov 9, 2014; by piss__donald

I dont really want to rub it in but considering the average age on the forums (and really, the internet) even most goons have had sex. not saying it was good sex, or regular sex, or reasonable sex, or free sex, but id bet well over the majority have. so if you havent, i duno man, craigslist or backpage it up or something because drat

# ? Jul 22, 2015 15:55

TwoFire: Sep 11, 2001; by Ralp

Secks Cauldron posted:

The Greeks call it an ouroboros.

whoa whoa whoa, no, the ouroboros is a bit more complicated than a bit of gagging. Its a bit more BME.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 16:01

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

lol if you still think there are only 4 bases. jjust lol

ive been stuck on 84th base for years. how am i supposed to even find a nun who's into bukkake?

# ? Jul 22, 2015 16:12

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

Sex is over rated. I get more pleasure and satisfaction just hitting my hand with a hammer.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 16:14

Wurzag: Jun 3, 2007; Bad Moons, Bad Moons, wot ya gonna do?

Phobos, but when I got there everyone was dead.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 16:17

pixelbaron: Mar 18, 2009; ~ Notice me, Shempai! ~

spacebase

# ? Jul 22, 2015 16:23

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

All your base are belong to us

# ? Jul 22, 2015 16:37

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

thank u for this thread, based op

# ? Jul 22, 2015 16:57

texaholic: Sep 16, 2007; Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

I exclusively gently caress hoodrats in the rear end, I never touch any bases. Just ramming it some sluts poop hole.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 16:59

Paper Diamonds: Sep 2, 2011

Bases? Puh-leeeease. I made it to the penalty box. You ever have to leave your cleats on the field? Once I had to ask my valet for a different putter to adjust for how smooth the ice was.

# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:02

basement jihadist: Oct 3, 2002

whichever one is u suckin on my dick, teay-daddio

# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:06

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HackensackBackpack: Aug 20, 2007; Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

# ? Jul 22, 2015 17:09

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