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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
I want a pussy that strongly resembles the chin of a house-of-david ball-player circa 1909 personally

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circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Moridin920 posted:

(walk around with a boner all day because of some minor stimulation that isn't enough to do anything but make you frustrated).

The women you sleep with are probably used to it though.

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
depends on the person but beard trimmer is usually the optimum configuration
long enough that it doesnt feel like some guys chin down there

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Voting in favor of unshaved armpits too.

Last year there was this trend for women in China to grow out their armpit hair and post it on social media. I saw that in the news and thought "welp, there goes my weekend."

MY HALF ASIAN GIRLFRIEND is willing to stop shaving her pits in winter, but I can't get her edgy enough to leave them unshaved in summer. :(

Um why? thats unsightly and promotes BO

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Um why? thats unsightly and promotes BO

He likes it

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
braided like a fantasy dwarfs beard

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Um why? thats unsightly and promotes BO

youre part of the problem

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Darth123123 posted:

He likes it

Thanks for having my back there.

Female armpit sweat is hot, for reals.

I'm sorry some of you have bought into an over-sanitized WASP ethos: "oh no! *clutches pearls* this armpit/vagina smells like an armpit/vagina! *gets vapors and collapses onto fainting couch*"

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Thanks for having my back there.

Female armpit sweat is hot, for reals.

I'm sorry some of you have bought into an over-sanitized WASP ethos: "oh no! *clutches pearls* this armpit/vagina smells like an armpit/vagina! *gets vapors and collapses onto fainting couch*"

Um yeah that's known as proper hygiene. Im gonna guess you are not a proponent of daily showers, either

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
I'm not real big on the arm pit smell personally but I don't see anything wrong with liking it

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

Thanks for having my back there.

Female armpit sweat is hot, for reals.

I'm sorry some of you have bought into an over-sanitized WASP ethos: "oh no! *clutches pearls* this armpit/vagina smells like an armpit/vagina! *gets vapors and collapses onto fainting couch*"

Pheromones

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014
We have this thread every couple of months..... I support it.



Bush rules. Maybe pit hair too, but its case by case.






Cool NIN Shirt posted:

Um yeah that's known as proper hygiene. Im gonna guess you are not a proponent of daily showers, either

Unless..... hear me out... unless people could somehow wash their bush/pit hair when they shower.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

*This* guy gets it.

The rest of y'all, enjoy having your sex through a hole in a bleached and crisply starched linen sheet.

TapTheForwardAssist
Apr 9, 2007

Pretty Little Lyres

Agag posted:

Unless..... hear me out... unless people could somehow wash their bush/pit hair when they shower.

"Gee whilikers, I wanna lick a vajayjay that tastes like Dove brand body wash!"

Gotta intercept that girl on her way back from hotbox yoga.

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Hobohemian posted:

Are they comfortable with boring milquetoast sex from a partner that can't vocalize what they like in bed too?

I like the lady to be comfortable. That's what I like.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

TapTheForwardAssist posted:

"Gee whilikers, I wanna lick a vajayjay that tastes like Dove brand body wash!"

Gotta intercept that girl on her way back from hotbox yoga.

There's a perfect spot between "shower fresh" and "fish pit" and we all know it. The Golden Mean.

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

a bay
Oct 14, 2014

by Lowtax
It's impossible to tell the trolls from the guys who actually only want to smell or taste the pussy pretty much right after it's been washed

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
thanks for the new desktop wallpaper, Fart.Bleed.Repeat.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

dogcrash truther posted:

I like the lady to be comfortable. That's what I like.
That's why I called you a spinless loser that has boring sex.

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

Hobohemian posted:

That's why I called you a spinless loser that has boring sex.

I hate to correct you but he's a spineless loser that's never had sex.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Would

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

utterlycorrupt posted:

I hate to correct you but he's a spineless loser that's never had sex.

I'm a nice guy so I give people the benefit of the doubt. What can I say?

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Hobohemian posted:

That's why I called you a spinless loser that has boring sex.

:( That's not very nice.

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

utterlycorrupt posted:

I hate to correct you but he's a spineless loser that's never had sex.

That's even meaner :(

dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013
I just want the lady to know, hey, if you like hair down there, you can have it, and if you like to be shaved, do what you feel. And if you like to trim or make a shape out of it, who am I to judge as long as it makes you feel sexy and comfortable.

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.
one way ticket on the virgin airlines. destination: lonely death. passenger: you

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

dogcrash truther posted:

I just want the lady to know, hey, if you like hair down there, you can have it, and if you like to be shaved, do what you feel. And if you like to trim or make a shape out of it, who am I to judge as long as it makes you feel sexy and comfortable.

You're allowed to have an opinion regarding the grooming habits of your partner, yknow

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
If there's one thing girls are attracted to it's apathy motivated by desperate insecurity.

Vin BioEthanol
Jan 18, 2002

by Ralp

guess I'm like this cuz im old, when I was 12 in 89 the woods-porn playboys and penthouses I found all had girls like that, the girls i was lucky enough to hook up with in hs up to 2000ish were all like that

in 2000 my 1st bare one, i hooked up with a chick who waxed, that was kinda nice in it's own way but seen a lot of razor-bumped stubbly bare ones since and not a fan

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

dogcrash truther posted:

I just want the lady to know, hey, if you like hair down there, you can have it, and if you like to be shaved, do what you feel. And if you like to trim or make a shape out of it, who am I to judge as long as it makes you feel sexy and comfortable.

In all honesty I agree with this, I'm sorry for being mean, gbs has turned me into a monster

Hobohemian posted:

If there's one thing girls are attracted to it's apathy motivated by desperate insecurity.

I also enjoy this person's posting, it has an unidentifiable yet undeniable appeal

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

:hf: hell yeah that's so my poo poo

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
Lol at the dudes saying shaved smells better than haired

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

dogcrash truther posted:

I just want the lady to know, hey, if you like hair down there, you can have it, and if you like to be shaved, do what you feel. And if you like to trim or make a shape out of it, who am I to judge as long as it makes you feel sexy and comfortable.

Was it shaped like a penis?

Cucaracha
Nov 22, 2007

I like dorito chip hair for pube

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

one of the greatest fads of all time is dying

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Long pussy hair thread IMO

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Comma

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dogcrash truther
Nov 2, 2013

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

You're allowed to have an opinion regarding the grooming habits of your partner, yknow

My opinion is that if she's happy, I'm happy.

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