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Best Convenience Store
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The Wawa Goku got a Meatball Parm from in the new Dragon Ball
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JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy


It is official! gently caress the haters! Anyone who has ever said that Sheetz is better than wawa is now officially incorrect stupid and probably has a small dick. Market Force has declared that Wawa is #1, and Sheetz is just a lowly #3. Wawa Customers are 9% more satisfied with their lives than Sheetz Customers, and have 25% bigger dicks, and get laid 45% more often, and blast 90% bigger loads on 150% hotter women's titties which are 75% bigger than the titties of a woman who would be with a Sheetz customer.

http://www.marketforce.com/press-releases/item/petro-convenience-consumers-favorites-2015/

http://www.uwishunu.com/2015/07/wawa-named-americas-favorite-convenience-store/

http://www.bizjournals.com/philadelphia/morning_roundup/2015/07/wawa-americas-favorite-convenience-store-report.html?ana=fbk





5$ footlongs are for poors and fat pedos HoagieFest forever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8tTqfK3Rpg




And if you don't have a Wawa near you you are literal scum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ0IiDD_Bv8

JakeP fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Jul 22, 2015

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
i like sheetz hamburgers and onion rings. i definitely cant say that about any other gas station. poll is retarded

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Never heard of Wawa.

I'm literal scum now so I got that going for me.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
We only have Kangaroo where I live. Piggly Wiggly, which is in between a convenient store and a grocery store is my personal favorite.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

i like sheetz hamburgers and onion rings. i definitely cant say that about any other gas station. poll is retarded

Stop trolling rear end in a top hat, I posted a study that literally proves you are disgusting

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

wawa is literally the only thing i miss about delaware. everything else in that state is poo poo

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Digital Jedi posted:

Never heard of Wawa.

I'm literal scum now so I got that going for me.

Went to their website.

It's only available in six states.

They're not even the good states.

lol if you know what Wawa is because it means you live in one of those states.

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
the marathon station a couple blocks from me sells gas, beer, cigarettes and rolling papers. what else do you need

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
whats a wawa i live in michigan

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

TEAYCHES posted:

wawa is literally the only thing i miss about delaware. everything else in that state is poo poo

good news friend you don't have to visit that poo poo state ever again!

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

a messed up horse posted:

the marathon station a couple blocks from me sells gas, beer, cigarettes and rolling papers. what else do you need

hoagie

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

reddit liker posted:

whats a wawa i live in michigan

you don't deserve wawa you literal scum

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Lawman 0 posted:

good news friend you don't have to visit that poo poo state ever again!

you do if you are driving north-south between actual cities on the east coast

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

gently caress you're right

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe

JakeP posted:

you don't deserve wawa you literal scum

maybe i don't want it :colbert:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
How is 7-11 last?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



bp is the only one with single blunts that arent stale.

Hector Beerlioz posted:

How is 7-11 last?

less marketing

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy








Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

TEAYCHES posted:

you do if you are driving north-south between actual cities on the east coast

point taken

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
never heard of it

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

How is 7-11 last?

its gross


The Goatfather posted:

bp is the only one with single blunts that arent stale.

I haven't bought a single blunt since highschool, i buy my blunts in buy one get one 5 packs (10 blunts) for $6

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
Thornton's is unequivocally the best.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

tomstuart posted:

Thornton's is unequivocally the best.


back it up with a study or GTFO

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
It's just a convenience store.

Their hoagies are a little better than Subway and their lobster bisque tastes like soft pretzels.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
ive never eaven heard of a wawa

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
never seen one in my life

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

JakeP posted:

back it up with a study or GTFO

as far as i am aware there are no wawas anywhere near me so by that measure they suck

im not driving hundreds of miles to go to a convenience store

not very convenitent if you ask me

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I really don't put that much thought into where I buy petro

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
this just in

studies show no wawa within hours of driving distance of my location

therefore it blows cock

how can something be the nations best convenience store if its not in half the loving country

oh lets just ask the places where it exists thats a great survey

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
i seriuosly question the methodology and rigorousness of that survey

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
What the gently caress is wawa? Isn't that how children say wal mart? If it isn't a gas station convenience store like mavericks, it ain't poo poo.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
im mad about gas stations

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
It must loving suck to live in the suburbs where poo poo like this is important.

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

NotWearingPants posted:


Their hoagies are a little better than Subway and their lobster bisque tastes like soft pretzels.

The hoagies are significantly better than subway stop trolling

and what do you expect from a 3$ gas station lobster bisque lol

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



when a new wawa opens they give out free coffee for awhile so i remember in high school we got free coffee like eight times a day from the one here

specialmias
Sep 1, 2006
I need a good one

Hobohemian posted:

It must loving suck to live in the suburbs where poo poo like this is important.

You apparently have never been in Philadelphia.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

STEWARTS 4 LYFE, CUNTS

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Yes, she looks the most wawa of the wawa clan.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
never heard of a wawa except for that one episode of it's always sunny

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Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

Wawa - the preferred convenience store for people trashy enough to have a "favorite convenience store"

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