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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
who do I call to complain about this

I really want my money back


R u kidding me with this poo poo
gently caress I'm mad

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quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
they're scary if you starve and tire yourself to the point where every loud sound sounds like a wild animal comin to getcha

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


watch contracted ist super scary

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

get really drunk and stoned so you get really emotional during the following scenes in avatar

-The destruction of the Tree of Voices and Hometree
-Neytiri when she realises why Jake was there
-Jake's Toruk Makto speech
-Jake becoming one of the Omaticaya
-Jake being transferred to his avatar
-The Na'vi at the Tree of Souls before Jake returns
-"I See you", although in a different way to the others

http://www.tree-of-souls.com/plot_and_script_discussion/527-what_scenes_hit_you_hardest.html

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
Who uses netflix when popcorntime exists

:filez:

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

as opposed to the scary moves not on netflix that are scary?

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I miss being young enough to be really scared by movies, it just doesn't happen anymore. The last one I thought was gonna be good was Sinister, which was great right up until you learn it's some dumb ghost and not a hosed up serial killer.

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
if you get frightened by stuff on TV lol

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
I don't think you understand "Netflix and chill"

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Hobohemian posted:

I miss being young enough to be really scared by movies, it just doesn't happen anymore. The last one I thought was gonna be good was Sinister, which was great right up until you learn it's some dumb ghost and not a hosed up serial killer.

theyre making dumb ghost 2

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I was raised Christian so demon movies scare me still.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Knight posted:

I don't think you understand "Netflix and chill"

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


IMO the vast majority of scary movies aren't actually scary. And the recent spate of Paranormal shaky handheld cam activities just suck all the dicks. But then I'm not a horror fan so I don't really give a gently caress.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hey op


boo!

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Daedra posted:

theyre making dumb ghost 2

So much potential wasted. Rewriting it wouldn't have even been hard since nothing supernatural really happens in the movie anyway. The home movie shtick looked really good the way they shot it.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.

Kiss From a Hog
I think Hellraiser 2 is a good scary movie

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
like oculus what the gently caress was that boooo scary mirror

pile of brown
Dec 31, 2004
Hellraiser 1 and 2 are on Netflix and good

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Arrath posted:

IMO the vast majority of scary movies aren't actually scary. And the recent spate of Paranormal shaky handheld cam activities just suck all the dicks. But then I'm not a horror fan so I don't really give a gently caress.
If you don't like them based on the upcoming movie title "Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension" alone, I don't know what to say.

Boinks
Nov 24, 2003



I've noticed that Netflix doesn't have any horror movies with titties.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
its not a problem with Netflix per se, like 99.5% of horror movies aren't scary

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
does netflix have the machinist? im too lazy to get up and check because id have to use the hd cable from my computer on my ps3

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
VHS and VHS 2 are good. Do not watch the 3rd one.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
the Babadook is a horror movie about how lovely it is to raise a lovely kid

some nosferatu-lookin thing shows up a few times and I guess it's not all that scary but more depressing

good movie though

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
berberian sound studio

primer

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Every horror movie should just be The Thing

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Feel good scary movies on Netflix:

Kill List
Lovely Molly
Diagestia

Dark ones:

Detention
Sightseers
Daesh GW sessions

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky
Absentia is pretty dope

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Boinks posted:

I've noticed that Netflix doesn't have any horror movies with titties.

antichrist :twisted:

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


scary movie 2 scared the gently caress outta me, theres a clown penis and a skeleton

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

sweetmercifulcrap posted:

VHS and VHS 2 are good. Do not watch the 3rd one.

there are two decent segments on vhs 2 and the rest of the series is poo poo

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Good horror films on Netflix:
-From Dusk Til Dawn
-Hellraiser
-Night of the Living Dead
-Day of the Dead
-Rosemary's Baby
-The Babadook
-Antichrist
-Cujo
-Scream
-The Host
-Event Horizon
-Berberian Sound Studio
-Beyond the Black Rainbow
-You're Next
-Silence of the Lambs
-Manhunter
-Black Sunday
-The Taking of Deborah Logan
-Dead Snow
-Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
-The Exorcist
-Re-Animator
-Nightmare on Elm Street 2
-A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

Some of these aren't really scary but all are a pretty good watch.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Watch the first ABCs of death, but only the last segment

SnowblindFatal
Jan 7, 2011
Hmm maybe monsters and boogiemen don't frighten adults anymore hmm

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp

Fansy posted:

Who uses netflix when usenet exists

:filez:

ftfy

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
Try Creep. I saw that last night and thought it was pretty scare.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
There's one where Muhammad (PBUH) is a movie monster really scary stuff

also there's a children's movie where Muhammaed (PBUH) is like a really funny party clown who makes everyone's lives better

also really scary stuff because it depicts him

SpeedGem
Sep 19, 2012

by Ralp
I once read a book from the perspective of a woman pysocopath, she uses her kids as bait.

and kills them when things dont work out.

its supposedle based on a true story in the 1800s

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
nothing worse than people who love "scary" movies

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
isnt the original Nosferatu on netflix?

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