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Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?
I just walked in to a doctor's office this morning, without an appointment. In under 30 minutes I was in an exam room. Less than 20 minutes after that I hate a prescription for naproxen and an order for a hip X-ray. Less than an hour after that I had my pills and X-rays done. I already have an appointment to go over the X-rays on Friday. Total out of pocket cost?


$1.92.

Suck it America.

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Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
yeah but you have to be canadian so it evens out

Golden Gate Bride
Oct 23, 2008
knife to meet you
I'm happy for you

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
But-but-but wait times!

*spends the rest of eternity trying to deal with medical bills*

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
tell me aboot it eh

sorry

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
actually the cost was the same, it was just someone else paying for it... maybe you should write a lil' thank you note :)

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsgVspgy184

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
How much does a colonoscopy cost there? I live in America and I got a colonoscopy in January, I've gotten a bill almost every month since then and my total is about $1500 today, I'm sure there are still more bills to come, this is a standard loving procedure too.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
something something death panels something something enslavement of doctors something something entitlement

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?

EvilJoven posted:

But-but-but wait times!

*spends the rest of eternity trying to deal with medical bills*

I went to a US emergency room a little while back, they made me wait over 7 hours and at the end of they day I recieved no medication or help otherwise besides some basic advice, and later recieved a bill for over $800

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


NSAIDs will gently caress up your heart you silly canuck

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
I like not living in goddamn Canada

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Canada, please take me.

Sixfools
Aug 27, 2005

You be the Moon,
I'll be the Earth
And when we burst
Start over, oh, darling
I miss the old red and white never expire OHIP cards. Mine fell apart long ago

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sintax posted:

I went to a US emergency room a little while back, they made me wait over 7 hours and at the end of they day I recieved no medication or help otherwise besides some basic advice, and later recieved a bill for over $800

took my gf to the ER once, after waiting for 3 hours turns out she was just severely dehydrated. they told her to drink some water and gave her some pill and charged us $150 for all of 10 minutes of a doctor's time.

then a week later we got a bill for an additional $1400 in the mail. hahahahaha

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

jackyl posted:

I like not living in goddamn Canada

where do you live?

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back
In British Columbia, if you have a before-tax income greater than 30,000$/y, you have to pay 75$/m for health insurance. AFAIK it's the only province that doesn't just take it out of provincial taxes when you file your tax return in a manner proportional to your income tax bracket.

The guy making 14$/h that can barely afford rent in his illegal basement apartment has to pay the same premiums as the guy making 140$/h and living in the penthouse at the Shangrila in Vancouver.

mst4k
Apr 18, 2003

budlitemolaram

Doesn't matter I would never live in canada not for even like a free hundred dollars. go build a space ship arm rear end in a top hat

Million Ghosts
Aug 11, 2011

spooooooky

Tipps posted:

In British Columbia, if you have a before-tax income greater than 30,000$/y, you have to pay 75$/m for health insurance. AFAIK it's the only province that doesn't just take it out of provincial taxes when you file your tax return in a manner proportional to your income tax bracket.

The guy making 14$/h that can barely afford rent in his illegal basement apartment has to pay the same premiums as the guy making 140$/h and living in the penthouse at the Shangrila in Vancouver.

Luckily basically no one in BC makes that much because there's no loving jobs anywhere goddamn please help me alleviate my crushing poverty

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
I can get my painkillers off the shelf for a few dollars out of pocket and not have to go through a bunch of time wasting procedures in the US.
Time spent: 1 minute.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

Daedra posted:

yeah but you have to be canadian so it evens out

The winters are harsh, but manly lumberjacks can hold each other so tenderly for warmth during those long winter nights.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

dr.acula posted:

where do you live?

not goddamn canada

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
Can I just like, drive up to Canada for a week and get a bunch of medical poo poo done for cheap as a US citizen or how does that work?

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

a bone to pick posted:

How much does a colonoscopy cost there? I live in America and I got a colonoscopy in January, I've gotten a bill almost every month since then and my total is about $1500 today, I'm sure there are still more bills to come, this is a standard loving procedure too.

It doesn't. Well like it costs something but the government pays for it.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Get in the epipen smuggling business because sweet-gently caress they are expensive in this US.

hohhat
Sep 25, 2014

MassaShowtime posted:

It doesn't. Well like it costs something but the government pays for it.

Canada: free butt stuff


I hope they render this into Latin and put it on our new plastic money.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Alaska Native Health Care does all that for free and it's available to veterans. I wish white people in the US would stop being so hard on themselves, your people have done a lot of amazing things and are very accomplished, just let yourself have some free medical care ok? :(

skeletonotherkin
Sep 26, 2014

Mr.Pibbleton posted:

Alaska Native Health Care does all that for free and it's available to veterans. I wish white people in the US would stop being so hard on themselves, your people have done a lot of amazing things and are very accomplished, just let yourself have some free medical care ok? :(

They're spiteful hateful petty masochists. Also since the greatest generation is dieing off most of them have nothing to brag about, other than betraying every social institution their ancestors fought for, and selling the gently caress out.

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

I just paid 50% income tax for OP's loving hip x-ray.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
gonna need that healthcare for poutine fatties

(poutine is quite good)

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Alan Smithee posted:

gonna need that healthcare for poutine fatties

(poutine is quite good)

I found poutine to be a bit of a letdown, I prefer good ol cheese fries w the processed cheese sauce.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Sixfools posted:

I miss the old red and white never expire OHIP cards. Mine fell apart long ago

I was told you have to get the new photo ID card by the third warning or else start from scratch. I'm getting my "red and white" replaced tomorrow. :(

Minnesota Manatee
Aug 28, 2009

I'm an unemployed student with Minnesota state healthcare so earlier this year I paid about twenty-one bucks for three operations including X-rays and medication and putting the Death Star into my dick to blow up kidney asteroids while they tore my urethra and then later I got the second stint pulled from my dickhole while I was awake and ok maybe this was pretty lovely but at least I didn't pay too much for it out of pocket. Without MNsure I would have been billed thousands of dollars for these pleasures. Thanks Obama.

Subhu Man
Mar 20, 2004

When stalking tigers it's positively anaerobic to anticipate failiure.
(HBT; Outtakes, 5:32)
This is the bit I don't get about merkin healthcare, and health insurance in general... Who would you rather have final say on if you get life saving treatment, a doctor or an insurance loss adjuster?

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
It cost you 1.92 and your freedom

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Subhu Man posted:

This is the bit I don't get about merkin healthcare, and health insurance in general... Who would you rather have final say on if you get life saving treatment, a doctor or an insurance loss adjuster?

i told my insurance to consult gbs if i am unable to make my own medical decisions

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot

Subhu Man posted:

This is the bit I don't get about merkin healthcare, and health insurance in general... Who would you rather have final say on if you get life saving treatment, a doctor or an insurance loss adjuster?

you get the the treatment then you get a giant bill. since you can't pay the bill, some retard sits in the ER without drinking water for 3 hours and pays a lot more so the cost of the actual treatment can be covered

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Germstore posted:

Get in the epipen smuggling business because sweet-gently caress they are expensive in this US.
That should be easy because they're already the perfect shape to fit up your rear end.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
is there loopholes for Americans to go to Canada and game their system? I mean if you get shot they have to treat you in the ER at least right

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fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
ive also seen posts on SA where people who had panic attacks complained at getting billed for ambulance rides. What did you expect, they literally sent a crew of paramedics in a vehicle to your location, making them unavailable for actual emergencies, so you could breath into a paper bag. Oh my god the inhumanity of it all

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