Melmac posted:huge frontpage article on CNN today about how terribly McDonald's is doing lol i clicked the cnn article to watch this... scrolled down to read, video started autoplaying. clicked pause on the video, it loaded me to a new article and a new video started autoplaying i cannot believe how lovely that website is
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Jul 23, 2015 21:26
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you know they're doing absolutely like poo poo if they actually think their oil coated breakfasts will save them. Whataburger has defeated you Mcd.
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Jul 23, 2015 21:29
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Melmac posted:huge frontpage article on CNN today about how terribly McDonald's is doing quote:That announcement had a lot of marketing gobbledygook phrases like "modern progressive burger company." But it left many analysts wondering: Where's the beef? That was a famous old slogan from rival Wendy's (WEN). lmao someone was paid to write this
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Jul 23, 2015 21:40
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Tubesock posted:can i get a cheeseburger with no cheese? if you ask for a cheeseburger with no burger they'll call the manager and get pissed off at you
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Jul 23, 2015 21:46
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Nonsense posted:you know they're doing absolutely like poo poo if they actually think their oil coated breakfasts will save them. McD's breakfast reigns supreme. Whataburger doesnt serve their brekky sammich on ENglish Muffin
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Jul 23, 2015 21:48
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I remember once I was getting mcdonalds with a friend and his mom ordered a single piece of cheese, warm. Got it in a plastic salad container.
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Jul 23, 2015 21:48
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:To be honest if you ask them to hold the mayo you probably have about a 50/50 chance of them actually giving you a sandwich without mayo. On two different occasions, I ordered one of those premium chicken sandwiches at my local McD's drive through, and got home to find no meat on it. Just a bun with lettuce, mayo, and tomato. Since then I've just ordered burgers because chicken is apparently just too complicated.
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Jul 23, 2015 21:49
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Arkanomen posted:I remember once I was getting mcdonalds with a friend and his mom ordered a single piece of cheese, warm. Got it in a plastic salad container. AtkinsŪ Approved.
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Jul 23, 2015 21:51
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Whirlwind Jones posted:http://hackthemenu.com/mcdonalds/secret-menu/land-sea-and-air-burger/ Lol.
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Jul 23, 2015 22:23
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:McD's breakfast reigns supreme. Whataburger doesnt serve their brekky sammich on ENglish Muffin I'm a degenerate in love with BOB's
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Jul 23, 2015 22:29
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I'm going to go to McDonald's tonight because I hate myself. I'm going to make a McGangbang. I have a feeling it isn't going to look as wonderfully glamorous as is does in the hackthemenu picture.
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Jul 24, 2015 03:15
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Huh, I know it's just a McDouble and a McChicken. Two things that I order together sometimes. However, putting it together increased the goodness exponentially. It had the side effect of increasing the pathetic sadness exponentially as well though. 
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Jul 24, 2015 04:13
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It's dumb though, they tell you its the secret menu, but to order them seperately yourself and then you put them together. The gently caress, that isn't secret menu anything. They also have Chili Cheese Burrito as a secret menu item for Taco Bell. No, it's right on the loving menu, it's been around since Taco Bell started. I am angry at the internet right now. Really angry.
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Jul 24, 2015 05:08
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Yeah, they also listed the 2 cheeseburger meal as a hack and I pointed out earlier it's been on the menu forever. I also looked at the Taco Bell page. They list the Verde sauce packet as a hack. As in... just grab the hot sauce packet and use it and that's a hack somehow. 
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Jul 24, 2015 05:12
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Burger King also has secret biscuits and gravy that is not on the menu. They do around here, anyway. It used to be on the breakfast menu, then it was taken off, but they still have it every time I ask.
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Jul 24, 2015 05:16
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#lifehack to add years to your life simply never eat at a McDonalds because it's basically poison.
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Jul 24, 2015 05:18
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Chomp8645 posted:#lifehack to add years to your life simply never eat at a McDonalds because it's basically poison. An increasing amount of people are already doing this, that why McD's is in trouble.
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Jul 24, 2015 05:20
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I don't eat out that often but I have a great Lifehack for you goons. If you order fries with no salt from Mcdonalds they'll make a fresh batch. Mmm mmmm.
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Jul 24, 2015 05:38
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As an employee at Starbucks people are loving stupid with this secret menu poo poo. I can combine any flavors for you or add god drat caramel drizzle if you really want it, but if you come in and ask for some poo poo like a shamrock latte or captain crunch frap you're just gonna look like a loving idiot.
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Jul 24, 2015 05:39
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The McDiddler: order a big mac combo and a cheeseburger happy meal, dump out the happy meal and insert your adult sized lunch. keep the toy, or toss it! #lifehack #imlovinit #blacklivesmatter
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Jul 24, 2015 05:48
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How is this news? I could have told you this poo poo when I was 15 and worked there. E: Over There posted:As an employee at Starbucks people are loving stupid with this secret menu poo poo. I can combine any flavors for you or add god drat caramel drizzle if you really want it, but if you come in and ask for some poo poo like a shamrock latte or captain crunch frap you're just gonna look like a loving idiot. Also this. If you tell them what you want basically any employee at any place like this can combine anything if you're willing to pay for it. But no one knows your special cute little names.
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Jul 24, 2015 07:19
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hack the planet. HACK THE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jul 24, 2015 07:49
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Over There posted:As an employee at Starbucks people are loving stupid with this secret menu poo poo. I can combine any flavors for you or add god drat caramel drizzle if you really want it, but if you come in and ask for some poo poo like a shamrock latte or captain crunch frap you're just gonna look like a loving idiot. I'd like to see this happen. I would like to see someone come into a place and be like, "Yeah, I'm ready to order. I want" and then he looks from side to side, leans in, and whispers "an Old Bozo." The cashier just looks bewildered and is like what and he's all wink wink an Old Bozo you know I'm cool I know what's up and the other cashiers are exchanging confused and somewhat scared looks until the guy finally just gives up and like wanders away. I want to be there when it happens and live through it.
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Jul 24, 2015 08:09
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burritolingus posted:I'd like to see this happen. I would like to see someone come into a place and be like, "Yeah, I'm ready to order. I want" and then he looks from side to side, leans in, and whispers "an Old Bozo." The cashier just looks bewildered and is like what and he's all wink wink an Old Bozo you know I'm cool I know what's up and the other cashiers are exchanging confused and somewhat scared looks until the guy finally just gives up and like wanders away. You should just do it yourself. And you can come back and tell us about it.
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Jul 24, 2015 08:23
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Grill orders are not really all that secret but key to getting decent food. Ask for a slightly different variation of a product (my go to is a double cheese burgers with no pickles/pickles on the side) and they are forced to make one fresh instead of getting one from the "warmer."
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Jul 24, 2015 08:52
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Thunder Moose posted:Grill orders are not really all that secret but key to getting decent food. Or you could just ask them to please make it fresh, and no you don't mind having to wait a bit. 
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Jul 24, 2015 09:08
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I used to work with a guy and every time we went to lunch somewhere with fries he would wait until he got his fries and say, "These are old can I get fresh fries", and he always did cuz he was nice about it.
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Jul 24, 2015 10:19
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prank #358: throw your food on the floor at McDonald's
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Jul 24, 2015 10:37
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I ordered a "Trayvon Martin". It's one of the black Japan cheeseburgers with holes in it.
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Jul 24, 2015 11:25
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The McLife Crisis Awkwardly flirt with the high school aged girl behind the counter while you order the fanciest thing on the menu...probably a caesar salad.
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Jul 24, 2015 11:29
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One of those secret menu things is now a promotional/seasonal burger over here in Latvia. 
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Jul 24, 2015 11:30
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mcdonalds bad burger; carl's jr and whataburger much much MUCH better burger (and breakfast)
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Jul 24, 2015 11:34
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burritolingus posted:I'd like to see this happen. I would like to see someone come into a place and be like, "Yeah, I'm ready to order. I want" and then he looks from side to side, leans in, and whispers "an Old Bozo." The cashier just looks bewildered and is like what and he's all wink wink an Old Bozo you know I'm cool I know what's up and the other cashiers are exchanging confused and somewhat scared looks until the guy finally just gives up and like wanders away. That's what I mentioned earlier. I'll order the poo poo and assemble it myself. I'm not about to ask some 16 year old girl for some of this crazily named poo poo. Psstt.... Hey. Hey. Can I get uh........ can I get a McGangbang?   poo poo.
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Jul 24, 2015 11:34
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The McSizone decide after work that you're going to try and get a poor man's big mac from the mcdonalds by the airport. order a double cheese burger, dry, add big mac sauce and shredded lettuce. have dumb order taker flub each of those simple components no less than three times before getting the order right. realize that adding lettuce is 40 cents and adding big mac sauce is 50 cents effectively negating most of the cost savings. get your burger and find that none of the substitutions were done and they handed you a regular double cheeseburger right off the line. fume in anger until you realize they also, inexplicably, put in a small order of fries.
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Jul 24, 2015 11:36
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Where are the Five Guys and Fries menu hacks?
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Jul 24, 2015 11:36
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Where are the Five Guys and Fries menu hacks? Here it is. You find things like the amazingly secret Well Done Fries. BTW, I'm only in this thread and making terrible decisions like making the McGangbang last night because I'm in a bipolar down cycle. I literally forget what it is to feel happy when I'm on a down. I know I've felt it before and it will probably return (too much in fact), but it's impossible to look forward to life at all. When I care about life I don't even eat fast food because as someone else mentioned, McDonald's is pretty much body poison. I'm making these sacrifices for you guys. Please, don't thank me. 
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Jul 24, 2015 11:44
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Does bi polar also gently caress with your ability to tell when it's appropriate to share?
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Jul 24, 2015 11:51
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Does bi polar also gently caress with your ability to tell when it's appropriate to share? Very much so in fact. It's one of the main ways relationships get ruined. My relationship with GBS is expendable though.
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Jul 24, 2015 11:52
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Huh, I never knew that. Things I never expected to learn in the McDonald's thread.
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Jul 24, 2015 11:55
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this is a mitch hedberg joke from 10 years ago
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