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middle class is cool because i can have the luxuries of life while not seeming like an rear end in a top hat
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how do I know if I'm middle class
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G3wbX6lCO4 bougie fucks
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:how do I know if I'm middle class How much debt and how much liquid capital do you have? Also if you are an American do you have health insurance?
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Jul 22, 2015 23:53
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:how do I know if I'm middle class dont worry you are middle class even if you are poor, this is america
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Jul 22, 2015 23:55
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Its good but if you own a boat you've gone too far.
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Jul 22, 2015 23:55
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Agag posted:Its good but if you own a boat you've gone too far. on the other hand if you dont know someone who owns a boat you haven't gone far enough its the law of boats, never own one, but always know someone who does
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Agag posted:Its good but if you own a boat you've gone too far. what if it's a small boat?
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Jul 22, 2015 23:56
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Agag posted:Its good but if you own a boat you've gone too far. Depends on the boat, I got a kayak in the garage.
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Xaris posted:on the other hand if you dont know someone who owns a boat you haven't gone far enough what if you make a living sailing that boat, like fishing?
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mybae you just live in a boat because you can't afford a house, ever think about that?
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texaholic posted:How much debt and how much liquid capital do you have? Also if you are an American do you have health insurance? not american, basically no liquid capital, massive student loan debt
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Jul 22, 2015 23:58
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texaholic posted:Depends on the boat, I got a kayak in the garage. That's cool. I mean some Tony Soprano poo poo.
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Jul 22, 2015 23:58
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Mulli posted:what if you make a living sailing that boat, like fishing? You are probably a poor, most fishermen are broken alcoholics.
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Jul 22, 2015 23:58
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Xaris posted:on the other hand if you dont know someone who owns a boat you haven't gone far enough Having a friend with a boat and/or cottage is the way to go. Best of both worlds.
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Jul 22, 2015 23:59
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:not american, basically no liquid capital, massive student loan debt Sound like a poor unless you live in certain European countries, where poors just aren't allowed.
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Jul 23, 2015 00:00
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texaholic posted:Sound like a poor unless you live in certain European countries, where poors just aren't allowed. but I've got a middle class name and I'm very educated this cannot be
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Jul 23, 2015 00:01
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it's those goddamn minorities, innit? they've hosed me over
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Jul 23, 2015 00:02
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I have friends with cabins and boats and it is awesome.
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Jul 23, 2015 00:03
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:it's those goddamn minorities, innit? A former boss of mine was a Punjabi Sikh with an engineering degree. The loving nerve!
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Jul 23, 2015 00:04
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Cake Smashing Boob posted:but I've got a middle class name and I'm very educated Class is about money and means not education. Any poor or idiot or both can get a student loan for 100k+ that doesn't make you middle class.
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Jul 23, 2015 00:05
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Mulli posted:I have friends with cabins and boats and it is awesome. I'd do a cabin way before a boat personally
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Jul 23, 2015 02:29
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Mulli posted:I have friends with cabins and boats and it is awesome. i think i'm on the wrong side of the middle class, my friends who claim to have cabins and boats only have yurts and kayaks
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The White Dragon posted:i think i'm on the wrong side of the middle class, my friends who claim to have cabins and boats only have yurts and kayaks There are people who pretend to have upper middle class lifestyles but can't really afford it, and there are low end wealthy people who inherited like, some money, a fair amount, that are embarrassed about it, and pretend to be merely middle class and go get jobs and play normal. These two groups often exist in an unknowing symbiotic relationship as one group has never actually been skiing before and the other thinks that multiple $7000 weekend ski trips a year is a normal affordable thing everyone does. Both often have the kind of jobs liberal art major desperately want but that pay maybe $60k a year, no where near enough to explain the $30k a year private school their kids go to or the second house they mention casually that they've never been to. The not rich ones will latch onto some minor thing like an expensive variety of cheese the rich ones mention like, you know, everyone sets out a platter of crushed walnuts and heirloom fruits and of course Hoöüstenchirrnūgan, themselves! Not our live in servant rosa who I don't have haha (honey! Hide rosa! My normal friends are coming over! Yes! I think they are finally accepting me! I don't know give her the keys to the Mercedes and a few thousand dollars) and not rich friend is like OH MAN Hoöüstenchirrnūgan! YEAH LOVE THIS STUFF! WHOO BOY I SO, EAT THIS AND KNOW WHAT IT IS BECAUSE OF THE CLASSI AM THAT IT IS THAT DOES And of course it tastes like feet and butts and costs $70 dollars and ounce and rich friend gets it shipped from France weekly and forgets about it, The best is when several of these guys start recursively mirroring each other like the rich one tries to wear a flannel lumberjack shirt but tucks it in to $800 dollar pants with like a cowboy belt, trying be a normal, and the not rich one then looks for rich guy pants to fit it at work and is like $800 dollars gently caress! I just bought all this Hoöüstenchirrnūgan, goddamnit, and he overcompensated with Thai really weird elaborate leather jacket, so the rich guy buys a $4000 dollar cowboy duster handmade by a reclusive Native American tribe he heard about on NPR, and eventually the whole friend group are dressed like mentally ill LL Bean catalog models and or old timey fisherman
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Jul 23, 2015 03:23
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They all tend to drive suburus
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Jul 23, 2015 03:32
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Rich guy pays $30k cash for his forester and doesn't drive the Porsche Suv his in laws bought him, and not rich guy can't quite afford the forester and buys the less expensive Impreza hatchback, without power windows, but wears like a tweed smoking jacket with elbow patches and tries to always walk with really good posture because he saw that on TV
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Jul 23, 2015 03:38
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naem posted:There are people who pretend to have upper middle class lifestyles but can't really afford it, and there are low end wealthy people who inherited like, some money, a fair amount, that are embarrassed about it, and pretend to be merely middle class and go get jobs and play normal. Oh, word?
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Jul 23, 2015 03:39
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You know what's better than being Middle Class? Being UPPER Middle Class  Own 2 cars without loans. Mortgage paid off on my 4 bedroom, 3 car garage house. Have a nice bit of savings and can buy poo poo that's under $100 without even worrying about the cost. PotatoManJack fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Jul 23, 2015 |
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Jul 23, 2015 03:40
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PotatoManJack posted:You know what's better than being Middle Class? Oh! Yes! Yeah I know! Haha because I totally am and am not faking it at all! Yeah WHOO I'm one of them YEP heh (honey get the cheese) (the cheese! That fancy poo poo! We put it in the freezer so we can show Kevin and Diane when they come over without buying more) (what do you mean it's in the freezer still?? We know they were coming over!! gently caress!!)(gently caress now he's talking about a boat how and I supposed to keep up with a 37 foot boat on $60k a fuckin' year goddamnit how does he do that??)
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Jul 23, 2015 03:53
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suck my tractor
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Jul 23, 2015 03:54
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naem posted:Oh! Yes! Yeah I know! Haha because I totally am and am not faking it at all! Yeah WHOO I'm one of them YEP heh (honey get the cheese) (the cheese! That fancy poo poo! We put it in the freezer so we can show Kevin and Diane when they come over without buying more) (what do you mean it's in the freezer still?? We know they were coming over!! gently caress!!)(gently caress now he's talking about a boat how and I supposed to keep up with a 37 foot boat on $60k a fuckin' year goddamnit how does he do that??) God I hate Kevin and Diane and their trips to upstate New York
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Jul 23, 2015 04:02
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Mind you, diving a Camry XLE is pretty sweet
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Jul 23, 2015 04:04
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I think you can be middle class if you have a modest boat, but if you have boat insurance you are certainly not middle class.
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PotatoManJack posted:God I hate Kevin and Diane and their trips to upstate New York Shhhhhh Jesus Vicki don't say that out loud. You know how hard it is for philosophy major to find a $60k a year job with benefits?? We're going to go look at those goddamn leaves and if Diane wants to talk about weird dog breeds ACT INTERESTED
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Jul 23, 2015 04:46
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I live near water and see poor people with jankity boats all the time. Or they'll have a boat that doesn't work just chillin' in their yard.
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naem posted:Shhhhhh Jesus Vicki don't say that out loud. You know how hard it is for philosophy major to find a $60k a year job with benefits?? We're going to go look at those goddamn leaves and if Diane wants to talk about weird dog breeds ACT INTERESTED Fine, but if Kevin starts passive aggressively commenting on how they 'looked into getting a Camry' but felt it was too tinny and didn't have the built in GPS as standard so instead they went with the Volvo, I swear to god I'm going to spit in his Creme Brulee.
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Another fun thing is when rich guy thinks of his college educated office worker less rich than him friends as tough and blue collar, and tries to compensate for his comfortable upbringing by having conversations at the urinal about chainsaws and then hawks up a big loogie dramatically, Not rich friend then thinks "oh poo poo he's onto me, he's making fun of me, he knows I'm faking class" and starts talking in a weird, almost British midatlantic accent no one has used since 1952 and then rich friend think "oh poo poo he's onto me, gently caress I'd better talk about football and prop a foot up on this table and show off these workboots" and then not rich guy later googles "rich guy boots" and tries to find a similar pair because that's how rich guys dress right??
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