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Huge Lady Pleaser
Jun 17, 2005

hello how r u doing im just looking for ppl 2 chill wit relax go out n have funn if ur looking for da same thing hit me up
Nap Ghost
Serious question do people ever "grow out" of being furries? Or is it that once you go furry you're stuck that way?

Just asking. for a friend..

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BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice

VendaGoat posted:

Some are skellies.



yiff mr skeltal

BIG PUFFY NIPS
Mar 7, 2007

College Slice
that is actually pretty cool though

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
What's the over-under on bans from this honeypot thread?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Obligatory Anna Meets the Furries link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htq3FwZ1mw8


Why are they all wolves and foxes?
Why are they all fat and ugly?
Why do they have no concept of basic social boundaries or any social skills?

All your questions will be answered, including questions you don't want to ask. Like "What is a fur-pile?"

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:

Huge Lady Pleaser posted:

Serious question do people ever "grow out" of being furries? Or is it that once you go furry you're stuck that way?

Just asking. for a friend..

This thread, entitled "Ask me about being a bitter former furry," would suggest that some do grow out of it:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3725148

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

Someone once posted a realistic boar or deer mask, can't remember which but it was terrifying to the point where I wanted to order it and either terrify small childrEn or commit armed robberies with it but alas it was like a couple hundred dollars

Was it something like this?



This lady has a DeviantArt (of course), where she makes and sells various masks and heads for use in outdoor LARP events. I can see that she's a big World of Darkness LARPer since she has one of her masks labelled as a Black Spiral Dancer, the bad guy faction in Werewolf: The Apocalypse.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

NecroMonster posted:

an adrian barbobot?

Quoted for awesome Sealab 2021 reference

It's where the folks who do Archer came from, yall

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I think if I had to be one I'd want to be the mantis shrimp cause then I could see all the colors and the ones we can't see. Also I could punch people with force so deadly it causes cavitation in water. But nah they'd rather be a stupid fox that smells like rear end and is half retarded.

VendaGoat posted:

Some are skellies.



Wow skeletons ruined. Never thought I'd see the day.

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jul 25, 2015

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

2spooky4me

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_TKgWDZiv4

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
I think i saw an owlbear in the pic. The raddest furry.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Young Freud posted:

Was it something like this?



This lady has a DeviantArt (of course), where she makes and sells various masks and heads for use in outdoor LARP events. I can see that she's a big World of Darkness LARPer since she has one of her masks labelled as a Black Spiral Dancer, the bad guy faction in Werewolf: The Apocalypse.

Yes, and it was terrifying

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
genetics, op

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

Wolves are cool that's why. smdh if you didn't have a wolf shirt when you were 12.

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Djeser posted:

Wolves are cool that's why. smdh if you didn't have a wolf shirt when you were 12.

wolves are dumb stupid idiot poo poo animals

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
they're dogs without redeeming qualities

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

That Robot posted:

Quoted for awesome Sealab 2021 reference

It's where the folks who do Archer came from, yall

Yes everyone knows

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

they're dogs without redeeming qualities

Nah they can kill people that's pretty useful. especially if its a furry trying to communicate with them.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



I'm the one with 2 different color eyes.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Obligatory furry cringe content:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLmD_69pXpk

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Junk posted:

no squids neither.

Not after splatoon.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

they're dogs without redeeming qualities

coyotes are way cooler, wolves never invaded manhattan

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__-Qm-YW7zY

:dogbutton:

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
what happens when a furry reaches his 50s?

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

boom boom boom posted:

Why are they all cartoon animals?

I thought furries wanted to be actual animals, not cartoon animals.
No, furries do generally want to be cartoon animal people, not actual animals

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

what happens when a furry reaches his 50s?

He dies from heart disease

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

what happens when a furry reaches his 50s?

he celebrates his 350th birthday

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Mange Mite posted:

He dies from heart disease

RIP Stalking Cat, you got tiger stripe tattoos and ate raw meat to be closer to your fursona while ignoring the fact that most tigers are tightly-wound bundles of muscle and sinew because actually working out is hard

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide

Whatev posted:

No, furries do generally want to be cartoon animal people, not actual animals

you seem to know an awful lot about this kind of stuff

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

jesus christ i think i died a little more than usual on the inside

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Cake Smashing Boob posted:

you seem to know an awful lot about this kind of stuff
ain't nothing wrong with being a furry unless you're obnoxious about it

ain't nothing wrong with being anything unless you're obnoxious about it

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

what happens when a furry reaches his 50s?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSUAAKFLoL0

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!

symbolic posted:

ain't nothing wrong with being a furry unless you're obnoxious about it

ain't nothing wrong with being anything unless you're obnoxious about it

How do you be an un-obnoxious furry? It is impossible.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



The Dregs posted:

How do you be an un-obnoxious furry? It is impossible.

I know there's some normal furries out there because I've done some 2D animation work and met quite a few of them, because of course furries would be drawn to that profession. The big difference between those freaks in the Youtube videos and the "cool" furries are they keep it highly on the DL and don't (I think?) seem to be into the sex part. No collars or tails or "MURR MURR ^-^" poo poo.

You'd have no idea unless you happened to look in their sketchbook and knew from the internet what drawings of animal-people meant

HoAssHo
Mar 10, 2005

:love::love::love:
Are they really a furry though if all they do is sometimes draw anthropomorphic animals because they think they're cute or whatever and they don't want to gently caress them or get dressed up like a mascot to "yiff" and "paw off?"

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



HoAssHo posted:

Are they really a furry though if all they do is sometimes draw anthropomorphic animals because they think they're cute or whatever and they don't want to gently caress them or get dressed up like a mascot to "yiff" and "paw off?"

That's a tough call. If you like playing Sabrewulf in Killer Instinct are you a furry? If you like werewolves in general, are you a furry? If you like really cartoony stuff that involves animal people technically, like Looney Tunes and Mickey Mouse, are you a furry?

I have a feeling there's a lot of people who like that stuff and would probably consider themselves a furry if it didn't come with the creepy inflating kangaroo mascot-from-hell costume yiff yiff murr purr stuff. Like a regular anime fan may be a person who watches the occasional anime without being weird about it, where as the otaku picks a 5 year old looking character as his waifu and walks around with pocky sticking out of his pocket screaming "BAKA DESU NE UGUU" literally unable to talk about anything else but his favorite wall-eyed schoolgirl show.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

:eyepop:

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

HoAssHo posted:

Are they really a furry though if all they do is sometimes draw anthropomorphic animals because they think they're cute or whatever and they don't want to gently caress them or get dressed up like a mascot to "yiff" and "paw off?"
i fall into this category, so yes. except the drawing part because i can't draw for poo poo

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Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Getting in on the ground floor of this honeypot thread.

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