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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Cuckoo posted:

the "cool" furries

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
why does inflation fetish always seem to coincide with furry fetish?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Germstore posted:

why does inflation fetish always seem to coincide with furry fetish?

bmi

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Germstore posted:

why does inflation fetish always seem to coincide with furry fetish?

because like other fetishes that correlate highly with furries, it's a fetish that isn't easily performed in real life, but is very easily applied to cartoon characters

^^^also, bmi

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Shinku ABOOKEN posted:

what happens when a furry reaches his 50s?

:lol: if you think they stop being furries.

General Tofu
Nov 20, 2014

by Lowtax

Lincoln posted:

I don't know much about furries, but I notice almost all of them are either foxes or wolves. Why is that? Are those just the only...suits?...available, or do they all insist on being loving foxes? You really have to look carefully to pick out the non-wolf/non-fox costumes. Oh hey look, there's a dog. How did a dog get in? Hey you, get out of here, we only allow wolves and foxes. This thing is for furries, dog.

I spotted an otter, a cat-ish thing, some sort of bird, and .. I think that's a bear? .. but the number of wolves/foxes in the crowd does appear to be the vast majority. A lot of these are probably hybrid species or something and they have a long backstory you won't want to hear.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
It's not like people stop liking dicks, cooters and boobs, so yah.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


http://www.furcenter.org/pubs/Furry_Species.pdf

Wolves, foxes and stuff seem to take up 44% of furries.

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Tiberius Thyben posted:

http://www.furcenter.org/pubs/Furry_Species.pdf

Wolves, foxes and stuff seem to take up 44% of furries.

Why is rat on that list

Who the gently caress would want to be a rat

Jimong5
Oct 3, 2005

If history is to change, let it change! If the world is to be destroyed, so be it! If my fate is to be destroyed... I must simply laugh!!
Grimey Drawer
The answer is star fox.

Furries loooove starfox

vvv that's what I get for phone postin

Jimong5 fucked around with this message at 23:49 on Jul 26, 2015

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Cuckoo posted:

Why is rat on that list

Who the gently caress would want to be a rat

Rats are cool.

Jimong5 posted:

The answer is star fox.

Flurries loooove starfox

I'm Fox McFlurry.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

The White Dragon posted:

he celebrates his 350th birthday

lol

Whatev
Jan 19, 2007

unfading

There's furries, and then there's furfags

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

lmao

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
I don't get it

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I blame the terrible public education system, much like most people can't name other countries than USA, Canada and Mexico they can't name animals other than cats, dogs, foxes and wolves.

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
I lived with a girl and her sister who made fursuits. They were really well made and they even did a few videos of the process.

The roommate sister made a fursuit and auctioned it and paid for a week long trip to Spain.

Oh I also went to high school with a furry who had a cockroach fursona :stonk:

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


just once sea cucumber fursuit

thats all i want to see

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
also no one pointed out the Canada dragon in the OP

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

October Revolution posted:

Oh I also went to high school with a furry who had a cockroach fursona :stonk:

Was his name Gregor Samsa?

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Young Freud posted:

Was his name Gregor Samsa?

or Samuel Conway

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4yZrm18occ

TheFlippantHam
Mar 28, 2007

YOSPOS

Well that's goddamn horrifying.

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.
Hey can I be a raptor furry

Or maybe a bird furry

birds are cool

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.



omg

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.
one day i will evolve a beak and take wing from this gay earth

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
had a crazy furry otherkin dog-dragon thing fursuiter as a roommate once

can't recommend to anybody

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Did the litterbox stink up the place?

Clemocracy
Jul 21, 2015

by Ralp
all this furry stuff is cultural appropriation from proud native american cultures.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Grand Prize Winner posted:

just once sea cucumber fursuit

thats all i want to see

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch
Aug 8, 2005

Obamunist Troll Bot: Built to bring a One World Government to the People

There are no cool furries, just furries that are better at hiding it. They're all some combination between being such sad ugly sacks of human that they imagine themselves as powerful, special beings. The other side being that these guys are a bunch dog fuckers.

So yeah OP, that's why they're mostly dog-esque, bunch of dog fuckers.

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGXv6Z80qQk

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
More foxes and wolves because foxes and wolves are the hottest animals









oh nooooooooooooo

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica

Dr.Mrs.The Monarch posted:

They're all some combination between being such sad ugly sacks of human that they imagine themselves as powerful, special beings. The other side being that these guys are a bunch dog fuckers.

But enough about GBS.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Jeza posted:

More foxes and wolves because foxes and wolves are the hottest animals









oh nooooooooooooo

brah so like the idea is that a selkie is this hot chick right. except when she goes into the water, she turns into a hot seal

i mean yeah yeah a seal

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

ghlbtsk posted:

There are no lobsters because they're called furries, not carapace-ies.

Hey, if the Stanford Marching Band can have a freaking pine tree as a mascot, I'm assuming that some furry could be a lobster. However, there are better Arthropods. A scorpion would be cooler.
















And, if you are unfamiliar, I wasn't joking about the Stanford band tree:

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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

That Robot posted:

Quoted for awesome Sealab 2021 reference

It's where the folks who do Archer came from, yall

I loved Sealab 2021, because I watched Sealab 2020 as a kid. Crappy cartoon made great by Adult swim. I'm glad they got the Hannah/Barbera properties.



I wonder how many furries either were or wanted to be the mascots in high school or college. There has to be some overlap. Not that everybody who is a school mascot or such is likely to be furry. Poor Herman at the Taco Shack may have drawn the short straw that day and had to wear the burrito costume while waving the sign on the corner. Doesn't make him a furry.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

This is amazing.

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Jesus Christ I want to gently caress that tree

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