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Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake
Do you think anyone in Naked and Afraid has done it like they do on the discovery channel?

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ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
:firstpost:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Ground floor of this.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

i hate that show. it makes me feel like a rapist because the junks is pixelated like in jap porn

gbaby
Feb 6, 2015
Sounds like my night last night :downs:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Uziduke posted:

Do you think anyone in Naked and Afraid has done it like they do on the discovery channel?

They can't do it like mammals though, because they're reptilians wearing flesh suits.

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
when i was in prison a weird group of guys used to watch this show and secretly try and j/o through their basketball shorts. i like the episodes when someone actually almost dies, those are def the best ones

Robot Randy
Dec 31, 2011

by Lowtax
its really funny when the person acting like they know how to survive in their audition tape has to be flown out due to contracting turbocholera or some other disease indigenous to whatever third world hellhole they were dumped in

SnotGrumble
Jun 4, 2003

All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.
I want to hate-gently caress the poo poo out of Honora.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
That's also what I named my first sex tape.

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

the great deceiver posted:

when i was in prison a weird group of guys used to watch this show and secretly try and j/o through their basketball shorts. i like the episodes when someone actually almost dies, those are def the best ones

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



the great deceiver posted:

when i was in prison a weird group of guys used to watch this show and secretly try and j/o through their basketball shorts. i like the episodes when someone actually almost dies, those are def the best ones

Did you ever get butt raped?

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

vyst posted:

Did you ever get butt raped?

unfortunately no. i was not...naked and afraid

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


can report back i was on it and we banged

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
did you guys ever see the one where the idiot dude like caused a giant mudslide or something and came so close to killing himself that he was airlifted out...i think he almost took some of the crew out too. love this show

Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake
The current XL show with the 3 girl team, waiting for some 3 way female action.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
suck my tractor

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
im naked and afraid reading this thread

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
what about the one where the dude gets an extreme sunburn and the chick spends the whole episode taking care of his dumb rear end

Miggles
Dec 8, 2003

Americans trying to survive in countries that don't have uber and grubhub ITT.

Homo Simpson
Oct 21, 2014

by Smythe
Lipstick Apathy
Your mom was naked and afraid last night OP

king salmon
Oct 30, 2011

by Cowcaster
theyre not actually naked

it's all fake

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

white people are not meant to be naked out in nature

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
they should just call this show "butts on tv"

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

you know i can't remember that dumb discovery channel song without thinking back to that one porno i downloaded from kazaa where all those trashy whores are getting dick at a halloween party

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ground floor of this.

why

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

im masturbating

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


king salmon posted:

theyre not actually naked

it's all fake

Didn't they gently caress up the censoring on an episode and showed a ladies gooch?

Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake
They now have Naked and Afraid Uncensored, but they still censor the nudity. I don't think the discovery channel understands what uncensored means.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

I watched this for the first time in the hotel room on vacation a few days ago. There was this hippie guy who seemed to know how to do everything and this other chick who was like "he never lets me do anything on my own he thinks he knows everything" even though it was just stuff like "you have to cook this food on hot rocks for 10 hours or else it won't be cooked right" or "if you want to make a blanket you can simply weave these leaves here let me show you" and lots of forced drama and man butt overall 5/10 they were more annoyed than afraid and the man wanted to kill a bunch of monkeys

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Uziduke posted:

They now have Naked and Afraid Uncensored, but they still censor the nudity. I don't think the discovery channel understands what uncensored means.

Yes. This was extremely distressing.

Uziduke
Jul 2, 2015

A storm over Europe unleashed
Dawn of war a trail of destruction
The power of Rome won't prevail
See the Catholics shiver and shake

a cop posted:

I watched this for the first time in the hotel room on vacation a few days ago. There was this hippie guy who seemed to know how to do everything and this other chick who was like "he never lets me do anything on my own he thinks he knows everything" even though it was just stuff like "you have to cook this food on hot rocks for 10 hours or else it won't be cooked right" or "if you want to make a blanket you can simply weave these leaves here let me show you" and lots of forced drama and man butt overall 5/10 they were more annoyed than afraid and the man wanted to kill a bunch of monkeys

We are trapped in the middle of no where trying to survive, but we must follow anti poaching laws....

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
i like to watch this and imagine myself excelling on the show with a v.large censor bar and natural survival instincs

when my partner on the show is almost asleep i would whisper "we could make a life here" and fall asleep

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





They are too busy dying.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
we would be cuddling by the fire wrapped in leaves

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jonathan
Jul 3, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I watched that same episode while I was stuck in a work camp a few weeks back.

It's pretty much like prison except getting paid. The dude goes off running across a field and then chucks rocks at monkeys.

The girl had a nice body despite making GBS threads out 4 kids.

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