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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
She is here on business. I came in her mouth and puss. I'm 29 for the record.

was pretty good actually...

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PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003
way to gently caress grannies loser

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

PromethiumX posted:

way to gently caress grannies loser

You're just jealous

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
congratulations, by passing on your seed you have fulfilled your purpose in life

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


did she have teeth

what herbs did she give you to awaken the beast

PromethiumX
Mar 5, 2003

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

You're just jealous

you reminded her of her grandson

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Oh Hell No posted:

did she have teeth

what herbs did she give you to awaken the beast

3 craft ipas

Maybe some white rhino horn

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Oh Hell No posted:

did she have teeth

lol "did she have teeth"

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin
So you banged a chinese woman w/o a rubber? Also you were able to nut twice for an old lady? Im impressed

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Cool NIN Shirt posted:

So you banged a chinese woman w/o a rubber? Also you were able to nut twice for an old lady? Im impressed

Yes I raw dawged it.

I felt pretty shameful but it doesn't matter coz still buzzin

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
ancient chinese secret

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Yes I raw dawged it.

I felt pretty shameful but it doesn't matter coz still buzzin

No its a cool story. Props :cool:

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Any love is good love.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

She is here on business. I came in her mouth and puss. I'm 29 for the record.

was pretty good actually...

Why do you lust for old flesh?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Tricky D posted:

ancient chinese secret

its AIDS

op you just got pozzed

Amanda Huggensuck
Nov 8, 2012
what did you even talk about I mean where's the common ground?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

im gay

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON

Haywood posted:

what did you even talk about I mean where's the common ground?

Probably minimal talking. Older women are horny and aggressive as gently caress, you don't even have to work for it.

insulated staircase
Aug 21, 2014

Haywood posted:

what did you even talk about I mean where's the common ground?

horny

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Well she was Chinese so she probably looked about 40.

maniacripper
May 3, 2009
STANNIS BURNS SHIREEN
HIZDAR IS THE HARPY
JON GETS STABBED TO DEATH
DANY FLIES OFF ON DROGON

Solice Kirsk posted:

Well she was Chinese so she probably looked about 40.

Well according to this chart...

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

maniacripper posted:

Well according to this chart...


Goondolences OP.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Haywood posted:

what did you even talk about I mean where's the common ground?

Business and travel I guess. I made some half hearted joke about seeing her room and next thing I know we're in there and my dick is in her mouth.

I think she's in town for one more night I'm tempted to give it another whirl tomorrow

CISMALES DID 9-11
Jun 5, 2002

chaotic good STEM major; INTJ
weird move op

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
did she look like a E-T ?

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

3 beers is all it takes for you to gently caress a senior citizen?

Jamoke
Feb 13, 2010

HAMDINGERS
That all depends. Connie Chung is 2 years older than the chick to whom the op (allegedly) made intercourses.
This is her in 2013 when she was 66.



So what are we talking here? Chung/10 or worse?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

3 beers is all it takes for you to gently caress a senior citizen?

Do they even serve beer at dennys?

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Full Metal Jackass posted:

Do they even serve beer at dennys?

No, but i hope they serve beer in hell haha

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Finally a thread where a goon put their money where their mouth is and hosed a Babyboomer.

Darude - Adam Sandstorm
Aug 16, 2012

prove it

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Jamoke posted:

That all depends. Connie Chung is 2 years older than the chick to whom the op (allegedly) made intercourses.
This is her in 2013 when she was 66.



So what are we talking here? Chung/10 or worse?

connie what has happened to your lovely arms

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Jamoke posted:

That all depends. Connie Chung is 2 years older than the chick to whom the op (allegedly) made intercourses.
This is her in 2013 when she was 66.



So what are we talking here? Chung/10 or worse?

Not terribly far off from this to be honest. I think she had some plastic surgery on her face because the rest of her was pretty saggy

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Also she gave probably one of the best blowjobs
I've ever had. It was like 5 strokes til I blew my load all down her throat.

damn horror queefs
Oct 14, 2005

say hello
say hello to the man in the elevator

Return Of JimmyJars posted:

Yes I raw dawged it.

Nice.

edit: v nice

damn horror queefs fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Jul 23, 2015

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
How can you still be buzzed after 3 beers and then loving twice?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
lol at goons acting like they wouldn't jump at it. I'm with you, OP

coldplay chiptunes
Sep 17, 2010

by Lowtax

natetimm posted:

How can you still be buzzed after 3 beers and then loving twice?
You're fakeposting.

Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

natetimm posted:

How can you still be buzzed after 3 beers and then loving twice?

Stone double ipa is like 9%abv that's basically like drinking 9 miller liters.

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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

lol at goons acting like they wouldn't jump at it. I'm with you, OP

I think all these gaylords are just jealous of my hotel strange

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