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The Bible
May 8, 2010

Mixodorian posted:

I'm jealous OP. I'm not even gonna front.

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my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

maniacripper posted:

Probably minimal talking. Older women are horny and aggressive as gently caress, you don't even have to work for it.

It's true. Middle aged ladies are super upfront with their horniness. Younger girls are all modest and then once they turn ~40 they realize they can do whatever they want.

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

ghetto wormhole posted:

It's true. Middle aged ladies are super upfront with their horniness. Younger girls are all modest and then once they turn ~40 they realize they can do whatever they want.

Also, they realize their looks are fading and death is approaching, so there's no time to be coy.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

sounds like a good time op.

Haier
Aug 10, 2007

by Lowtax

ghetto wormhole posted:

It's true. Middle aged ladies are super upfront with their horniness. Younger girls are all modest and then once they turn ~40 they realize they can do whatever they want.

It's true, even in China. I tutor English to a 43 year old divorced Chinese woman, and she's told me that if I ever need "comfort" I can come to her house because "travelers are lonely." I tried to pretend I didn't know what she meant, and then she straight up said "I like your strong body." I'm 30 and I half-rear end my lifting, but pretty much anything looks better than the doughy and watery pot-bellied Chinese guys once they reach my age (and especially her age).

ninotoreS
Aug 20, 2009

Thanks for the input, Jeff!
post-menopausal vejayjays are as dry as the Sahara, OP

you'd have to use so much artificial lube you might as well not even bother

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

hey OP, you should have kept this an ancient chinese secret

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
well im hard

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005
You mean 2 tell me u put yr pen0r....in a old lady vagine??

WTF man lol!!....don't troll

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Haier posted:

It's true, even in China. I tutor English to a 43 year old divorced Chinese woman, and she's told me that if I ever need "comfort" I can come to her house because "travelers are lonely." I tried to pretend I didn't know what she meant, and then she straight up said "I like your strong body." I'm 30 and I half-rear end my lifting, but pretty much anything looks better than the doughy and watery pot-bellied Chinese guys once they reach my age (and especially her age).

skewer that menopausal sideways cooch, op

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
Maybe you can hang out with my mom. She likes watching TV, you'll get along. (I hope you like crime shows)

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
did she have a horn?!

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

youre alright op

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
legitimately laughing at the OP IRL, hth

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how do you know she was 66 op its rude to ask women how old they are

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

this is excellent news

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Jose posted:

how do you know she was 66 op its rude to ask women how old they are

i can tell by scent

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Shirley Crabtree posted:

did she have a horn?!



She pegged him with that.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
so do their vaginas really go horizontal instead of vertical

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

ghetto wormhole posted:

It's true. Middle aged ladies are super upfront with their horniness. Younger girls are all modest and then once they turn ~40 they realize they can do whatever they want.
Yeah this is the best thing ever seriously

they are usually really good in bed too

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Good for you, OP. I would totally do the same. Why be picky?!

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Did she cum, OP?

verdigris murder
Jul 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Modern day bitches are all about being controlled in bed, it's literally like 'get them dripping, and then flipping them onto all fours' which is sexual Marxism like it or not. Bitches.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
bookmarked thread looking forward to more stories of goons loving old women

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Do they have to be true?

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
yea ummm yeaa go for round 2 tell us everything ohh yeaa

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Oldest woman I've done is 41; she was horny as gently caress blowing me in my car on way to her house. Think I'd draw the line at 45 myself

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin
Did you make her orgasm OP? Or are you selfish and took it all for yourself?

Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

zooted heh posted:

bookmarked thread looking forward to more stories of goons loving old women

Oldest pussy I ate belonged to a 50 year old woman, and you know what? Pretty good. She also had a great rear end too.

RadioactiveKid
Aug 12, 2005

Gato Rebelde
If I knew you in real life I'd high five you OP :hfive:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

PromethiumX posted:

way to gently caress grannies loser

nice work unironically

Cool NIN Shirt
Nov 26, 2007

by vyelkin

Indubitable Leg posted:

Oldest pussy I ate belonged to a 50 year old woman, and you know what? Pretty good. She also had a great rear end too.



Do not want lol

PoPcornTG
Mar 26, 2007

Dogs day afternoon
Bleak Gremlin

Cool NIN Shirt posted:



Do not want lol

Do want! LOL!

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

nice work op i've always wanted to bang an old chinese lady at a hotel happy hour

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

happy hour turned into shameful minute

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wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord
i'm proud of the OP

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