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Mixodorian posted:I'm jealous OP. I'm not even gonna front.
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maniacripper posted:Probably minimal talking. Older women are horny and aggressive as gently caress, you don't even have to work for it. It's true. Middle aged ladies are super upfront with their horniness. Younger girls are all modest and then once they turn ~40 they realize they can do whatever they want.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 07:21 |
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ghetto wormhole posted:It's true. Middle aged ladies are super upfront with their horniness. Younger girls are all modest and then once they turn ~40 they realize they can do whatever they want. Also, they realize their looks are fading and death is approaching, so there's no time to be coy.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 07:29 |
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sounds like a good time op.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 07:38 |
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ghetto wormhole posted:It's true. Middle aged ladies are super upfront with their horniness. Younger girls are all modest and then once they turn ~40 they realize they can do whatever they want. It's true, even in China. I tutor English to a 43 year old divorced Chinese woman, and she's told me that if I ever need "comfort" I can come to her house because "travelers are lonely." I tried to pretend I didn't know what she meant, and then she straight up said "I like your strong body." I'm 30 and I half-rear end my lifting, but pretty much anything looks better than the doughy and watery pot-bellied Chinese guys once they reach my age (and especially her age).
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 07:51 |
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post-menopausal vejayjays are as dry as the Sahara, OP you'd have to use so much artificial lube you might as well not even bother
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 20:55 |
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hey OP, you should have kept this an ancient chinese secret
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 20:56 |
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well im hard
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 21:01 |
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You mean 2 tell me u put yr pen0r....in a old lady vagine?? WTF man lol!!....don't troll
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 21:08 |
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Haier posted:It's true, even in China. I tutor English to a 43 year old divorced Chinese woman, and she's told me that if I ever need "comfort" I can come to her house because "travelers are lonely." I tried to pretend I didn't know what she meant, and then she straight up said "I like your strong body." I'm 30 and I half-rear end my lifting, but pretty much anything looks better than the doughy and watery pot-bellied Chinese guys once they reach my age (and especially her age). skewer that menopausal sideways cooch, op
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 21:13 |
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Maybe you can hang out with my mom. She likes watching TV, you'll get along. (I hope you like crime shows)
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 21:15 |
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did she have a horn?!
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 21:19 |
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youre alright op
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 21:26 |
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legitimately laughing at the OP IRL, hth
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 21:27 |
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how do you know she was 66 op its rude to ask women how old they are
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 21:28 |
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this is excellent news
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 21:29 |
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Jose posted:how do you know she was 66 op its rude to ask women how old they are i can tell by scent
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 22:04 |
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Shirley Crabtree posted:did she have a horn?! She pegged him with that.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 22:06 |
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so do their vaginas really go horizontal instead of vertical
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 22:15 |
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ghetto wormhole posted:It's true. Middle aged ladies are super upfront with their horniness. Younger girls are all modest and then once they turn ~40 they realize they can do whatever they want. they are usually really good in bed too
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 22:40 |
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Good for you, OP. I would totally do the same. Why be picky?!
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 22:42 |
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Did she cum, OP?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 22:50 |
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Modern day bitches are all about being controlled in bed, it's literally like 'get them dripping, and then flipping them onto all fours' which is sexual Marxism like it or not. Bitches.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 22:50 |
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bookmarked thread looking forward to more stories of goons loving old women
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 23:36 |
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Do they have to be true?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 23:40 |
yea ummm yeaa go for round 2 tell us everything ohh yeaa
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 23:44 |
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Oldest woman I've done is 41; she was horny as gently caress blowing me in my car on way to her house. Think I'd draw the line at 45 myself
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 00:00 |
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Did you make her orgasm OP? Or are you selfish and took it all for yourself?
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 00:10 |
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zooted heh posted:bookmarked thread looking forward to more stories of goons loving old women Oldest pussy I ate belonged to a 50 year old woman, and you know what? Pretty good. She also had a great rear end too.
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 00:18 |
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If I knew you in real life I'd high five you OP
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 00:21 |
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PromethiumX posted:way to gently caress grannies loser nice work unironically
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 00:22 |
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Indubitable Leg posted:Oldest pussy I ate belonged to a 50 year old woman, and you know what? Pretty good. She also had a great rear end too. Do not want lol
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 00:45 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:
Do want! LOL!
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 00:52 |
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nice work op i've always wanted to bang an old chinese lady at a hotel happy hour
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 01:12 |
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happy hour turned into shameful minute
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 03:13 |
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i'm proud of the OP
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