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Stone makes good beer.
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Also she gave probably one of the best blowjobs
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:26 |
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Whatev posted:A good blowjob is not defined by how fast it makes you cum. It ain't a race. That certainly is an indicator, though.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:28 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:Stone double ipa is like 9%abv that's basically like drinking 9 miller liters. Do you mean ruination?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:29 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:Do you mean ruination?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:30 |
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The Bible posted:That certainly is an indicator, though.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:32 |
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Whatev posted:You can't just hoover the contents of a man's balls in five seconds and call it the best BJ in the world. That's nonsense.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:34 |
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Inquiring minds need to know OP did she love you long time?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:36 |
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coldplay chiptunes posted:I once got a bj from a gay guy and cummed in like 20 seconds and it certainly wasn't the best bj ever I was just really nervous. its came not cummued you retard
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:36 |
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lmao "cummed"
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:36 |
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cuumed
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:38 |
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:lmao "cummed" Lol i bet his mom wished his dad "cummed" onto the bed that night.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:38 |
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Did she have roast beef pissflaps like older people tend to get?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:39 |
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Whatev posted:A good blowjob is not defined by how fast it makes you cum. It ain't a race. So OP did she massage your balls while doing the blow? I bet she did. Go for it again. Why not.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:39 |
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i queued inside of her
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:40 |
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Senior citizens have shocking rates of STIs so have fun with your new friends
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:40 |
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i dunno OP she sounds loving young and, that sounds sort of to me, cant you like gently caress people that basically aren't kids? maybe someone like 98?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:41 |
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When you kissed her (lolkay) did her lips do that weird thing where they went further than they should because the muscles were rotting away?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:44 |
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thanks for sharing OP I appreciate it, could you post a thread every time you have sex?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:47 |
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cool tree bro posted:thanks for sharing OP I appreciate it, could you post a thread every time you have sex? Haha you want some peanut butter w that Jelly?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:49 |
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66! That's like 32 in Caucasian years!
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:50 |
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Cool NIN Shirt posted:Haha you want some peanut butter w that Jelly? gently caress you bitch oval office rear end piece of poo poo
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:52 |
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lol nice one, op.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 02:54 |
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cool tree bro posted:gently caress you bitch oval office rear end piece of poo poo
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 03:15 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:She is here on business. I came in her mouth and puss. I'm 29 for the record. When you did the deed did she sound like a seal being clubbed to death? Edit:also was her vag a buncha pixels?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 03:25 |
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drat, you're supposed to tip mama-san afterwards you disrespectful poo poo
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 03:26 |
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How was her pubic hair groomed (if at all)?
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 03:27 |
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down n out posted:drat, you're supposed to tip mama-san afterwards you disrespectful poo poo That's Japan, you fucktard
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 03:27 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:3 craft ipas gently caress youuuuuuu
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 03:28 |
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tell me about all the other sex you have had thanks op
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 03:29 |
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congrats on your new life together
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 03:31 |
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I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient. But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these: 1. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable. 2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman. 3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience. 4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes. 5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement. 6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy. 7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy. 8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!! Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 05:47 |
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Indubitable Leg posted:I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient. same
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 05:52 |
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this is literally the first post i have ever read and wanted to add the OP to my buddy list. plz accept OP. I will tell you how to pull in all sorts of nursing home trim.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 05:54 |
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:She is here on business. I came in her mouth and puss. I'm 29 for the record. Real poo poo I just got home from loving a 26 yr old colombian lawyer on south beach. we started in the bed, moved to the balcony and I finished all over her tits while I looked out at the ocean. Im 25 for the record was pretty good actually. ..
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 05:57 |
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The Taint Reaper posted:Finally a thread where a goon put their money where their mouth is and hosed a Babyboomer.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 06:09 |
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I'm voting this thread a 5. Thank you for the tale, OP.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 06:24 |
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i banged my 21 year old gf twice today but congrats on the dinosaur op
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 06:45 |
Haywood posted:what did you even talk about I mean where's the common ground? Sum yung guy
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 06:46 |
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I'm jealous OP. I'm not even gonna front.
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