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-I suggest the gam not only have bad controls but frequently take control away from the player to symbolize the lack of real control we have in our lives -quote and name drop famous artists and writers like hunter s Thompson and Drake -does anyone own an acoustic guitar or ukulele and would be willing to play out soundtrack? We can remix it later for additional tracks
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The game will be part roguelike, part metroidvania, part dark souls with an open world like skyrim, but mostly it will be like the spiritual successor to Princess Tomato in the Salad Kingdom.
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Jul 23, 2015 02:08
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Voxel mass effect
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2d puzzle platformer
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huniepop, except you're a rough-arond-the-edges dea agent taking cholos out to ice skating to gain their confidence and steal their hearts
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it better be for Android and have a cash shop
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Instead of an RTS let's make a tower defense game because those are easier for morons to play on their iphones.
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Seconding the cell phone game, but I demand it also be compatible with android. No use making noob mistakes like artificially limiting your audience.
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every move cost energy $5 per energy
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Tim Schafer Masturbation Simulator
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Procedurally-generated levels for our pixel platformer.. Because hey, designing good levels is hard.
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horse teasing simulator 2016
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A clone of binding of isaac that just does the lost. And its written in java with minecraft features.
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Let's stretch those pixels out.
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Final Fantasy 5. With crafting. Kickstart now.
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Write dialogue. Lots and lots of dialogue. Don't try to be concise at all just write as much as possible
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*throws in as many progressive concepts as possible because its "a message" and not obvious pandering *game looks like a Mario nes game because its an homage and not because I'm a lazy shitheel. *sleeps with a kotaku writer for press.
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Hey let's early release it now.
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anime girls
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Random lines from selection of my undergrad textbooks over nes style platformer
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Zybourne Clock reboot, I'll host the webspace
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lets make a text adventure about mental illness and when you try to select something you cant because you're mentally ill
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My conditions are: 1. Coming of age story. 2. Main character is a teenage trans-girl, but is like impossibly waifish and feminine and dresses how anime characters designed to be 'pure' do. 3. Soundtrack is indie-electro pop or chillwave, preferably licensed tracks from bands like starfucker, small black and washed out, character wears headphones to give music in-game context. 4. Gameplay is inspired by or stolen outright from FTL. 5. Story involves shy and timid main character getting a job on a space freighter after running away from home. The butch lesbian pilot with a half-shave hairdo and tattoos inspires them to come out of their shell, culminating in them defeating the evil emperor patriarch through the power of friendship and self-acceptance. Where can I pick up my check and hipster groupies?
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suck my tractor
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A bird watching simulator, pre-orders come with "full release" massage bird
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If this isn't a flash hentai game i'm not backing it
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indie game maker simulator created in unity
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZly6bW3UMk basically this
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how do you code video gayesm? are most coders autistic? is there an element of logic involved? is it a left-braiend atcrivity?
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killaer posted:how do you code video gayesm? are most coders autistic? is there an element of logic involved? is it a left-braiend atcrivity? http://www.will-wright.com/willshistory2.php
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Game will be broken and obtuse and lovely as possible, but then we'll write a funny description for it and a wacky name so that people know it's meant to be ironically bad. This is to disguise the fact that we're not capable of actually making a good game. It'll either be the top-selling game on Steam for a single week after Youtube gets ahold of it and then drop off the face of the earth, or it'll be so genuinely bad that people will buy it as "gag gifts" for all their friends until the end of days. Either way we'll get a ton of money.
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I'm already designing an indie game
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King Vidiot posted:Game will be broken and obtuse and lovely as possible, but then we'll write a funny description for it and a wacky name so that people know it's meant to be ironically bad. This is to disguise the fact that we're not capable of actually making a good game. It'll either be the top-selling game on Steam for a single week after Youtube gets ahold of it and then drop off the face of the earth, or it'll be so genuinely bad that people will buy it as "gag gifts" for all their friends until the end of days. bad rats right?
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There's never an inappropriate time or place for a meme to be put in somewhere. Just because this is a horror game doesn't mean we can't put doge or Sonic there
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Uncle Wemus posted:There's never an inappropriate time or place for a meme to be put in somewhere. Just because this is a horror game doesn't mean we can't put doge or Sonic there https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v_mGfXbIEo
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wedgie simulator
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gently caress it just make Battle Chess again
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