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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Every 10 posts or so I'll post a subject and you make a joke out of it. Humour is subjective so people might not laugh but please make a genuine attempt to get other people to laugh at your joke.

First subject: The TV show The Amazing Race.

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PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Every 10 posts or so I'll post a subject and you make a joke out of it. Humour is subjective so people might not laugh but please make a genuine attempt to get other people to laugh at your joke.

First subject: The TV show The Amazing Race.

More like the The Amazingly Boring Race!!!

Amirite or what?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

the amazing race is about white people right?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

the amazing race is already a joke

next topic

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
what tv show has had 26 seasons

Funky See Funky Do posted:

The TV show The Amazing Race.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Hell Yeah posted:

the amazing race is about white people right?


Dieting Hippo posted:

what tv show has had 26 seasons

Has it been on that long? drat. My dad is a gibbering retard that cashed out his superannuation to get his girlfriend and her daughter on the show and they never made it on.

Second Subject: Roman Polanski on trial

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Second Subject: Roman Polanski on trial

et tu, brute?

ArgoATX
Dec 10, 2014
Knock, knock.

Thread is a piece of poo poo.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

the talent agent says, "Ok, what is your thread called" and then the family says, "The Aristocrats!!!"

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
If convicted, why will Mr. Polanksi have to change his name?

Because he won't be Roamin' anywhere!

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Roman got in trouble cause his Polanski did his thinking... also rape.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

when in roman.......... ha ha ha ha

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

whos roman palanski

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Who farted?

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Whof
Arted?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Is this where jokes are?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Waltzing Along posted:

Is this where jokes are?

It was supposed to be. Maybe I should pick some more familiar subjects.:saddowns:

Subject three: You're drunk and you just walked in on your partner loving your therapist.

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
There goes our LAW FIRM!!!!

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.
Also I'm DRUNK!!!!

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
I'm paying for the livelihoods of TWO people and this is how they repay me? Oy vey! *bowtie spins*

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Drunk means Jewish, right?

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
gently caress you op

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

It was supposed to be. Maybe I should pick some more familiar subjects.:saddowns:

Subject three: You're drunk and you just walked in on your partner loving your therapist.

So I came home drunk after seeing Dr. Huxtable and found him banging my wife. She seemed a little out of it though.

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
I can't afford a thereipist u fuk

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Jeff Sichoe posted:

I can't afford a thereipist u fuk

Should got on the marketplace during open enrollment, nerd.

Lets Pickle
Jul 9, 2007

Yes, and this thread is terrible.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Subject three: You're drunk and you just walked in on your partner loving your therapist.

i thkut it was therapist, not THE RAPIST!!! H ha ha ha ha ga

Split Pea Superman
Dec 16, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
what was that one .gif where the chick gets an accidental watermelon slingshot to the face? it made me laugh a lot

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Subject three: You're drunk and you just walked in on your partner loving your therapist.

i thought you were a shrink but this us RIDICULOUS HA HA ha ha

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Subject three: You're drunk and you just walked in on your partner loving your therapist.

i already told you i cant afford the GROUP SESSION!!! h ha ha ha ha

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Subject three: You're drunk and you just walked in on your partner loving your therapist.

hey, stop loving MY WIFE!! haha ha hah a

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i dont really know what a therapist does

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

lonesomedwarf posted:

i dont really know what a therapist does

Your wife.

Subject Four: The Queen

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010


ha haha ha ha ha

Verily I Shat
May 24, 2015

by Smythe
Knock knock, Buy some chips but it's the queens tits and you do a poo poo on them.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Subject Four: The Queen

oooh im a wrinkly old bitch, im a dried up mummy ha ha ha ha ha

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Subject Four: The Queen

my monstrous offspring have foreheads you could crack wallnuts on and big sticky out ears! were from the UNITED KINGDOM!! ha ha ha ha j

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Subject Four: The Queen

gently caress me sideways, im THE QUEEN! haha ha ha ga

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Subject Four: The Queen

guess who my favourite band is?? thats right, MOTORHEAD!! ha ha ha ha

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lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i dont really know much about the queen or the royal family as a whole just thought id put it out there

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