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AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
So after getting athletes foot from not washing my socks or something I was sitting Indian Style (criss-cross applesauce for you PC nerds.) in my boxers and managed to get a case of jock itch out the deal too.

But why do they call it Jock Itch? That poo poo don't itch it just hurts, should be like dick pain fungus or something.

Any thoughts on a new name for it goons?

(I've got some Lotrimin and Goldbond so I'll survive, I think.)

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vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
The taint

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
Scratch 'n' sniff

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
Man-mange

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

vug posted:

Man-mange

I do like the ring to that. Though I think hair related stuff when I hear mange.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
temporary herpes

vug
Jan 23, 2015

by Cowcaster
Bothersome balls

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Crotch + itch = Critch.

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
Cock-rash

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
It's called ringworm which is also a stupid name because no worms whatsoever are involved.

Lobotomy Bob
Jun 13, 2003

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Crotch + itch = Critch.

best answer so far

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Lobotomy Bob posted:

best answer so far

I think about these things a lot because of how filthy my genitals are.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

I think about these things a lot because of how filthy my genitals are.

Me too, critch isn't bad. It sounds nasty enough.

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Red Dick Redemption

Roy
Sep 24, 2007
Chili balls

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
jock itch is racially insensitive wrt the scottish

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

XMNN posted:

jock itch is racially insensitive wrt the scottish

Well, I'm of Scottish/Irish decent so I'm taking it back atm.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
call it The OP cause NO ONE wants it!

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012
tinea twat
athletes vag
crotch rot
scrot rot
knob rot
fungal tunnel
snatch patch
sweaty bollocks
betty swollocks

take your pick op wtf

AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.

Nooner posted:

call it The OP cause NO ONE wants it!

Well duh, I'm on Something Awful.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
nerd scratch

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Itchy dick syndrome

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

fakeaccount posted:

Itchy dick syndrome

Sorry boss, can't come in to work today. My IDS is flaring up.

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AbbadonOfHell
Jul 16, 2004
You know I would try to think of something funny to put here but ill just pass on that and threaten people with a + 2 board with a nail in it.
Red Goon Growth ?... Jesus I don't even wanna think about the Blue variant.

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