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So after getting athletes foot from not washing my socks or something I was sitting Indian Style (criss-cross applesauce for you PC nerds.) in my boxers and managed to get a case of jock itch out the deal too. But why do they call it Jock Itch? That poo poo don't itch it just hurts, should be like dick pain fungus or something. Any thoughts on a new name for it goons? (I've got some Lotrimin and Goldbond so I'll survive, I think.)
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 08:49 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 14:17 |
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The taint
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 08:58 |
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Scratch 'n' sniff
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 09:00 |
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Man-mange
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 09:01 |
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vug posted:Man-mange I do like the ring to that. Though I think hair related stuff when I hear mange.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 09:02 |
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temporary herpes
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 09:02 |
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Bothersome balls
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 09:05 |
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Crotch + itch = Critch.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 09:08 |
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Cock-rash
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 09:11 |
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It's called ringworm which is also a stupid name because no worms whatsoever are involved.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 09:12 |
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:Crotch + itch = Critch. best answer so far
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 09:21 |
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Lobotomy Bob posted:best answer so far I think about these things a lot because of how filthy my genitals are.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 09:25 |
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st1LL_51ngl3 posted:I think about these things a lot because of how filthy my genitals are. Me too, critch isn't bad. It sounds nasty enough.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 17:42 |
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Red Dick Redemption
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 22:57 |
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Chili balls
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 22:58 |
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jock itch is racially insensitive wrt the scottish
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 22:58 |
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XMNN posted:jock itch is racially insensitive wrt the scottish Well, I'm of Scottish/Irish decent so I'm taking it back atm.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 23:03 |
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call it The OP cause NO ONE wants it!
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 23:06 |
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tinea twat athletes vag crotch rot scrot rot knob rot fungal tunnel snatch patch sweaty bollocks betty swollocks take your pick op wtf
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 23:07 |
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Nooner posted:call it The OP cause NO ONE wants it! Well duh, I'm on Something Awful.
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 23:09 |
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nerd scratch
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 23:24 |
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Itchy dick syndrome
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# ? Jul 23, 2015 23:26 |
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fakeaccount posted:Itchy dick syndrome Sorry boss, can't come in to work today. My IDS is flaring up.
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 01:11 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 14:17 |
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Red Goon Growth ?... Jesus I don't even wanna think about the Blue variant.
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# ? Jul 24, 2015 03:34 |